Oh, it’s true there’ll be no Cole Seifrig coming through the door
But there will be a few new faces who weren’t born yet in 2004
There's a young buck named Jett whose legs and arm keep him true to his name
And if you let Ruxer go deep on you that’ll really hurt your game
Durham, Smith, Coop, Hart, and Meridith are also names you’ll hear alot
And their chinstraps have been tight all year long, the D can take what the DAWGS have got
So yeah, Clayton’s Patriots are all long gone but there’s been a new sheriff in town
And I never thought I’d say this but you should listen to Stink the Clown