StinkTownClown Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... EIAC Week #4 is here and so is STC! Let's get the show started on this Labor Day with some fun. The lines are below...and yes, it's just for fun!!! BiG rEd & BlAcK (-49) vs Chicken & Jo Joes Casket Nations (-21) vs Flat Bill Timberlakes Mardi Gras Invaders vs Connertuckey (-6.5) Stink Town (-14.5) vs Hondaburg Hollywood Casino FOREVER - Indiana Downs NEVER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffin K9 Posted September 4, 2023 Share Posted September 4, 2023 It appears that KFI vs Connertucky may be the game of the week in the EIAC this week as I think STC's predictions are probably pretty accurate. EC will stomp FC and take back their "We Are EC...not FC" slogan. The team with the best nickname on the grid doesn't have the horsepower to hang with the Bulldogs. Their "new/old" offense mawls Rushtucky for 35+ points, while the defense is dominant again this week and may not allow a point (unless the pups come in late and happen to give up a score). KFI vs Connertucky could be a close one, but I think the Bourbon Rats take it in the end. Connertucky only has one more chance for a win this season, and it isn't this week. It's another week for Stinktown to try and get better. Hondaburg is bad, bad bad. Though I don't think they will be that way forever, there seems to be little hope for this season. Maybe the Pirates are still just sore from all that lifting that they aren't accustomed to? Stinktown wins this one easily. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turf tripper Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Batesville seems to be playing well, dogs over lions 49 to 13. South dearborn best pick it up, I'll go knights over sparty 31 to 14. Lawrenceburg continues to win games they should, tigers 35 greenburgy 6. Fc, it's your turn to get rolled, ec 49 fc 12. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Southeast Football Fan Posted September 5, 2023 Share Posted September 5, 2023 Not looking like a great week for EIAC football. I see all blowouts with the exception of Connersville vs. South Dearborn. This week we dive into who is the best Running Back/Running QB to play at each school. Be sure to vote for your pick. Connersville and Rushville sorry about your luck. You are new to the EIAC and have no football tradition. Connersville @ South Dearborn-This will be the game of the week in the EIAC. I see Connersville pulling off what some would call an upset 28-26. The Knights have not had a lot of historical success so it was tough to find 2 great running backs. It will be a battle of the Mike's. Who was better Mike Manford or Mike Labazzo? East Central @ Franklin County-This was at one time a game of the week statewide but the Wildcats have fallen on difficult times. East Central wins big 62-0. As for the running back discussion we will start with Franklin County....Alex Smith or Kevin Dudley? Both had great Big Ten careers and made it to the NFL. One could argue that these are the best 2 backs to ever lace them up in the conference. East Central has had many great backs over the years Andrew Wolf, Brad Noble, Alex Maxwell but I would say this comes down to Josh Martini or Josh Ringer? Lawrenceburg@Greensburg-It appears that Greensburg is by far the worst team in the conference this year. I think the Tigers get back on track this week after 3 tough weeks. Lawrenceburg wins this one big 42-0. Greensburg has had a few backs but after speaking with a Greensburg historian he seemed 2 center in on two names Trent Black or Derek Karaszia? Lawrenceburg much like East Central has a long list of great backs but 2 names seem to stand out Chris Green or Austin Bowling? Just assuming Chris Green played RB. Rushville @ Batesville-Batesville continues to roll with that old school Trojan Offense 42-14. Rushville I have no idea if you have had 2 great backs in your history so we will leave you out. Batesville during the Coach Hep years was a balanced rushing attack but I am going to throw out Zach Mears or Korey Padgett? If there are others let me know. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffin K9 Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 Bulldogs: Connor Kelley, Jeremy Cook, Darren Tekulve, Trey Heidlage to name a few. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragdoll Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 1 hour ago, Coffin K9 said: Bulldogs: Connor Kelley, Jeremy Cook, Darren Tekulve, Trey Heidlage to name a few. Dustin Hertel was a dude Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffin K9 Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 26 minutes ago, ragdoll said: Dustin Hertel was a dude Absolutely! But he wasn't a QB/RB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ragdoll Posted September 6, 2023 Share Posted September 6, 2023 8 minutes ago, Coffin K9 said: Absolutely! But he wasn't a QB/RB. He chased and tackled them. I should say terrorized them at DePauw. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkTownClown Posted September 8, 2023 Author Share Posted September 8, 2023 Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.. Friday is here and EIAC action starts this week! It should be a fun week unless your one of those teams that cant compete! BiG rEd & BlAcK vs Chicken & Jo Joes - This will be a walk in the park for the Trojans! This game has had many events in the past and Stink can only hope to see another "Punt Gate".....Fabio Ringer will have as many tuddies as he wants. If it were Stink, he would definitely set a record tonight. At the end of the day, Fabio has a Mr. Football to win. After a statement game last week - keep the foot on the gas! Stink expects to the Chicken & Jo Joes to be "hot" after the game, but don't sleep on that pizza burger!! Tonight's Winner: Trojans Cover - 63-6 Connertuckey vs Mardi Gras River Rat Invaders - This is the Stink Town / Connies Midnight Special Game of the week. There is no doubt Connertuckey has improved as much as any team in the EIAC this year. With that being said, you have the former Connertuckey Head Coach Kitty Kat Jackson & his right hand man Big Kat Jackons who know the Spartans better than anyone. Mix that with Homey The Clown calling the plays, how does that not equal beads being tossed all night!!?? Tonight's Winner: Mardi Gras River Rat Invaders - 21-13 Casket Nation vs Flat Bill Timberlakes - The Dogs claim at least a share of the tiny EIAC championship tonight which will be a reason to hit Tuba's after the event. Gray Bulldog will have trick play or two to put on VHS so the Trojans & Stink Town have something to think about the next two weeks. Rumor has it there is an impressive playlist ready for this game.....starting out with "SexyBack" but ending the night with "ByeByeBye"....... Tonight's Winner: Casket Nation 49-7 Stink Town vs Hondaburg aka "Little Ralphie's" - Just when you think you have all the storylines figured out for the week, you get hit with this game. A game where Stink Town is facing the best kickoff team in the tri-state? A game where little Ralphie wants the Pirates to be Red Dragons, but right now they are just blue baby lizards and the cherry on top, the former HC of Hondaburg aka "Air Squat Nation" during his years is now walking the sidelines in Tiger Town. Expect Stink Town to win the game, by how much, hard to tell. If Stink Town gets clicking, you just could see a Torpedo make a splash in the endzone! Tonight's Winner: Stink Town 36-7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troyfan Posted September 8, 2023 Share Posted September 8, 2023 wEll.....i-L-b, I Can't bEliEive it's thE rEturn of STC! Now I have no intEnt to poke or ChallEngE the lEgEndary rhyming Clown, but I will add this.... That Clown smack down nEEds to bE back on thE GID W_4 You can dress a concrete rooster up with new outfit but the BAD-BOYZ will have the student sect singing "start your tractors" by midway thru Q2. Them trojan-DAWGS gonna drop a big one on those stewart-cats. Finally those DAWGS seen a little love from IHSAA Class 3 polls. KFI in the DEN drops spartytucky in a high scoring slugfest. There may be more points scored then tacos sold. Stinktown tigers flip the script and plunder the blue puff-ball not-so-magic dragons. ARRRGH say ye "bone to the dome" fans. Hoping to hEar from thE rEst of thE GID-EIAC'rs in this thrEad. Z, 8-ball, F Teller, K9, C2or3, Dawggy, Spoon, ManEiac, KFI, PhatRat, TL2, Tigre, Doc ??? hEllo? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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