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Heard Spartans resting players for next week. So they could tie ec for the big boy division.  So they lose 28 to 13 this week.                                    Rushville rolling now . Watch out for another win!!!  30 to 28.                      Fc Ready to beat somebody's ass , after getting blasted two straight weeks. Sorry greenbury, fc kicks you while your down! Fc 35 to 6.        Bulldogs its time to step up, but will ya? I don't think so.     Tigers by 14!!  Good luck to all teams!                  

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EC 49 - SD 6 another running clock for the Mighty Trojans

FC 42 - GB 0 The cats easily handle the dysfunctional Pirates 

RV 28 - ND 27 Why not

SW 28 -CV 22 only because Sparty being short handed this week

Now the Main Event

The Tiggers hosting The Pups in what should be an epic battle. Special teams will play a huge roll in this one and being the difference The tiggers special teams slip through the pups like $#!+ through a goose. LB 24-21

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EC -SD- EC by as many as they want. Plain and simple. 

Stinktown and the Dogs- Stinktown takes down the pups. Not grown up enough yet to win in the Tigers den 

FC and Greensburg- get right game for FC just like it is everyone else's schedule. Greensburg may not score another point all year

Rushville and ND- give me the bolts in a close matchup 

Connersville v Speedway- ol Sparty wins to even up their record

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7 minutes ago, HoopsandWings said:

EC -SD- EC by as many as they want. Plain and simple. 

Stinktown and the Dogs- Stinktown takes down the pups. Not grown up enough yet to win in the Tigers den 

FC and Greensburg- get right game for FC just like it is everyone else's schedule. Greensburg may not score another point all year

Rushville and ND- give me the bolts in a close matchup 

Connersville v Speedway- ol Sparty wins to even up their record

Forgive me I ate too many wings last night and mistakenly called the home of the Tigers, the Tigers Den. That is the wrong sport. Obviously as everyone in the EIAC knows it is the Pit! 

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I snuck into Stinktown this morning to do a little recon on this goose poop situation in the "Armpit" and it looked to be all clear. So I slipped over to Connie's for some bacon and a cold BulldogBL, and low and behold there was STC drunker than Cooter Brown and getting lap dances at 7:00 in the morning. I don't know how that clown does it. 

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“A Trip To The Pit”

Last year’s sectional trip to the Pit, the Dogz were outmanned and out planned.

Casket Nation was young, not ready to challenge, surely you can understand.  

Stink Town hospitality was divine as I overlooked the Coach’s spread.

Forever thankful I wasn’t hungry, I’d already been fed.

Tiger faithful celebrated hard, all night they had fun.  

Coach C and Coach Tre text, “The taco dip gave us the runs!” 

Tomorrow’s game should be one to remember,

But the one that matters, not played till November.

It will only show if Coach B  and Coach Z, 

Have helped the Dogz “Get Physical” you see. 

My cooler is packed, as many Bulldog BL’s as it will hold.

Just don’t eat the STC’s food, you have been told.  

For after the game, no matter who wins. 

Tigers and Bulldogs will flood Connies like long lost kin.  

And just down Arch Street, we can all still eat.   

Acapulco’s sells tacos, and Connie's sweet treats. 

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💥💥💥 GAMEDAY💥💥💥

Time for another bucket of popcorn.

Heard STFD was hosin of the turf turds in the pit early this mornin before.....

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hittin up connies to hose out this weeks stank....

 

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Also hearing them Troypups and the gray-Z went deep in that trojan playbook.....might we see some wild-dog O tonight as the dawgZ do their best to control that clock.

Them tiggers been workin on their own special K-plan, might we see a james brown turn around or two?

So much fun is in store.

But when the final seconds tick-off the Meador Field play-clock....that wild-dog proves one more blocker and a power O is too much for the boys in stripes.

Troypups win this chapter by +12

Hopefully chapter two gets written come end of Oct.

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Triple C sent me this this morning since he doesn't have access.  

I was thumbing from Hillcrest

I had my playbook in my hand

When a stranger stopped beside me in a 98 minivan

He was dressed like a McDonalds birthday party

Completely drunk and googly eyed

He said “It’s a long walk to Stink Town

Would you like a ride, son?”

 

And I sat down in the front seat, he turned on the radio

And them yacky sacks songs coming out of them speakers

Was solid clown gold

Then I noticed the stranger’s face paint was ghost-white pale

When he asked me about tonight

And I knew there was something strange about this ride

 

He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play?

Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? 

Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?”

He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside?

Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya, it’s a long, hard ride”  

 

Then he cried just south of Dover

And he turned that van around

He said “This is where you get out boy

‘Cause I’m goin back to Trojan Land”

As I stepped out of that mini van

I said, “clown enjoy many drinks”

He said you don’t have to call me clown, cowboy

The whole world calls me Stink!” 

 

He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play?

Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? 

Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?”

He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside?

Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya ,it’s a long, hard ride”  

 

He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play?

Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? 

Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?”

He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside?

Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya, it’s a long, hard ride”  

 

You know there’s a lot of 3A competition out there

Now the game, it ain’t like it was in the 70’s when Lburg was dominating out here

And then you got Heritage Hills, Bishop Chatard

You got Guerrin and West Lafayette and Gibson Southern

And you even got my son, Coach K

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I went to the Bulldog Booster Banquet the other night and ran into Triple C. He was running out the door with a pitcher of beer, a chicken leg, and a whole roll of half and half tickets. Said he was supposed to be a guest speaker or something. But het told me the same thing as he was running across the railroad tracks...said he's been trying to visit us on the Grid for days, but admin have him locked up tighter than bull's a$$. What's up with that?

FREE THE C!!!

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Stinky, Stinky, Stinky 3...2..1. Everybody knows that the Grid is just for fun. 

But you can keep your nacho dip, this dog won't eat your meal. For the game that will be played tonight, it will be for real! 

The clown will be my enemy, from 7:00 until the End. But when the game is over, you'll be back to K9's friend. 

To Connie's we will go, hands full of dollar bills. An old Dog and a Clown, off to get their thrills. 

As close as close can be, like a rock beneath the moss. The only difference between you and me, is you'll have one more loss. 

FREE THE C!

 

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4 minutes ago, troyfan said:

Why for is 3C in the GID clink?  Did he go all John Dutton on someone and get caught?

From what I hear, there was a "Great Reset" on the Grid and the Cowboy had to make a new account, and it has been waiting for admin approval for almost a week. If anyone in the EIAC knows an admin, please tell them to approve Triple C! He only has a few more days on his prepaid phone, and we're a long way from the first of the month when he gets his check, so this needs to happen fast!

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