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  1. Phattie, Phat, Phat 1.2..3... Please remind the Rat what happen when you played thee, Oh yeah we smacked you in the face right from the start, And all those little dawgs could do was let out a wet fart. There was no intro, no smoke or anything of the such, Maybe you should worry about yourself instead of worrying about us so much. I didn't see the final score, As I was sitting in Connie's with STC's little **ore. She was all up in the Rats grill, While STC and Chuckie where battling the boys from the hill. Connie's is hopping and we actually still here, Sucking on long islands and ice cold beer. So come on down and drink one or two, And maybe next time the Rat will take it easy on you. Last time I checked the dawgs o line looked like swiss cheese, can you find an o line coach out there please. Rat shaggin' STCs ladies forever...Coffin K9 licking his own balls forever!!!
  2. Phattie, Phat, Rat, 1.2..3..., The Rat is ready to invade Whisky City... STC better be ready for a smoke out on Friday As the boys from Rivertown are coming to play... Wear white, wear orange or heck even wear black It don't matter cause the River Rats will be ready to attack... They will bring their own smoke show to the place And smack STC right in the Face!!!
  3. The Rat KNEW that wasn't our beloved coach in that Tiger mask. I heard there was a ruckus going on the other night and I heard there was an un"masking" but I thought it was just Chuckie and the ladies watching that show again, the masked singer. Nope, it was the Tiger mask getting ripped off and low and behold, who did it reveal, that's right, It's Coach P.I.G. I told Chuckie and the ladies at Connie's that no way was it Boom Boom. And what's Boom Boom talking about saying the Tigers want to wear white at home? Doesn't the home team wear their dark uni's? I guess it makes sense now that is has been revealed that RK is actually a PHAT-RAT Fan. Man, is Chuckie and the boys at Connie's (I mean ladies) going to be stunned.
  4. Whew I am glad that fair is over. I could not get chuckie and stink to leave the shed all weekend, they had all of chuckie's donation money and they had the sewer hole filled with walking taco's and corn dogs. I was finally able to get up on the hill tonight and watched them boys and man, I am not sure what happened last week but holy holy, was it going on tonight. I even saw a former STC boy down there throwing in his 2 cents. That boy still looking good with that big ol beard and snap back hat he stylin', makes the Rat a little jealous that they didn't have any snap backs at the fair for me and the boys to snag. But my boys be back this week and gonna get a big win on senor nite and then we be ready to infiltrate the STCity next week, I hear they giving mask away for every paid entrance next week (dangit, me and chuckie always sneak in so we not getting one) although he is tight with coach K so he said he can hook us up with one to share. well boys, I gotta get back to the shed before chuck and STC snag all the tacos.
  5. I am glad I finally found my way to this grid iron place. Man, I have been hibernating for the last year on the stash of BOOM Tacos I got after that sectional game last year. Coach ordered a whole semi truck of them to pass out during the parade around town, unfortunately the parade never happened, the officials had different plans. But boy, I have gained some LBs that's for sure, but I did break into the AD office while I was out there last year watching the game and got a year supply of Diet Coke so I been getting Phat all year. Enough about that. Me and homey and all the other rats been down here watching them boyz up on the hill sling that ball around this year, dang, that boy they got looks good, I heard Clemson, Notre Dame, Georgia and Ball State were looking at him. (Can't confirm but I did hear from a good source) I can't wait to get up there Friday (man I hope Stinky don't tie me up again at Connie's or we gonna be late, btw, that was crazy wasn't it stink? I remember when you tied up C3 and he cried like a little girl, man that was funny) sorry, got off on a tangent, happens when I start thinking about them boyz up in Ponce De LEON. Man they are soooooo good but I tell you what, my boyz down in in river town are the real deal this year. KFI said it best the other day, they have weapons like no one has ever seen before and they haven't even unleashed all them yet. Phat's prediction RiverRats 49 - Protection Boyz 17 Well, I need to get back in the hole, got a few more tacos to eat before Friday.
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