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  1. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    Glad you asked M.....ignore all that other stuff.....EC (I see the big letters) My Stink Town (Tiggers) as you are calling them will be in a dog fight. That team was here last year and they gave Stink Town all they could handle. Stink Town the past few games has had trouble with the pass, so time will tell. I saw those DB's working on their backpedal yesterday up the Levee, that's crazy...however, not as crazy as when coach would ride the 5 man sled up the levee....I believe that coach may now be at EC.....STC will go with the hometown boys! Tigers 35-28! Chicken & Jo Joes vs Hondaburg - The Pirates will take this one easy if they have their FB. Some may not know, but I was talking to a few of my buddies from Hondaburg, the Pirates best back, their Fullback didn't even play last week. So the Pirates need him....I was buzzed at our game, but that kid could run. STC will take Hondaburg 28-13 Spartan Town again...don't care....okay....on the road at JC....no way they win this one...JC 28-7 Stewart Town - Going with the Lions....just because..... Also...how did the GID miss this news yesterday...I heard this on the Eagle......Happy Birthday to the EC Coaching Legend Coach Stoney! Boom Taco's Forever - Elephant Ears (well they are good as well) coming to Boom Town soon!
  2. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    ManEiaC - that is a good line. I am going with the over on that one. The crew has some buddies coming along for the Stink Town show....However, Chuchie says he is staying back for the Game of the century.... This just in.....Coach Boom has entered the Food Truck business....Get there early.....Free Taco Friday....plus a Free Taco for every TD the Boom Boys score after the game....STC would recommend the River Rat Boom Boy Taco Special!!!!
  3. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Free Boom Tacos this week at the big game vs EC! Stink just has a few questions: Over/Under = EC scores a double Nickle (55) Over/Under = First Downs by River Boom Boys (6) Over/Under = Number of Chooche (cokes) Chuckie & Diet Cokes, Stoney Drink the night of the game (5.5)
  4. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... I love seeing the QB Coach back in the mix on the EIAC. Those Braves sure do look good....Let Stink Town guess....They still spinning all night??? The last two years they have had my head spinning....between the Braves and the Tiger BL's, I saw about 8,000 lights.....
  5. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.. I can tell you Olympian06....EC does not want that. The curse of CE to EC is like Tiger BL's on a Friday night.....It always knocks us (them - EC) out.
  6. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    Chaser, Chaser, Chaser 1..2..3.... The only thing STC is chasing is the Seagrams Whiskey! Chaser, STC agrees with you. As much as I am drinking the Boom Juice and on Coach Booms train.....I just don't see (most of the day) how those River Boom Rats pull this one off. STC would love to be a Rat in that so called place they call a locker room down there, heck more like Harden Town when Coach Boom gives his pre-game speech. For get the pre-game speech....how bout dem Boom Boys adding a little color to the smoke show last week. I had some local pull that up on something called "tweezer"??? or Twitter.....maybe.....heck it was the National Guard Game....They added Red & Blue to the smoke show. STC will be honest, it looooookkkkeeeed GOOOOOOOOD! Only one complaint...STC wishes Coach Boom would wear a Red or Blue jacket...that white just does not look good on us big folk...although he is on the D1 fitness plan so he tight. 3 Way the River Boom Rats can win: 1)The equipment bus goes off road to Koon Hunters Lodge and has a few coldies with some of Stink Town's finest. 2) Boom Boys put their version of the water-boy out there in "Chuchie" 3) A former Head Coach & Hall of Famer runs the sprinklers all-day Friday Boom Juice Forever - Diet Cokes NEVER!!!!!
  7. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...... It's raining and business is slow so time for me to speak my peace..... BiG ReD & BlAcK vs River Rats AKA "Boom Brothers" - To many, this is the game of the week....However to the Boyz @ EC it is just another chance for them to prove that the River Rats are still little brother and no where in the same ball park as the mighty Trojans. STC will give those Boom Boys props, they seem to be much improved, but those Bad Boyz on the hill of St. Leon are another level. Few questions: Do the River Rats really believe they can win? How many will Mentor Coach Stoney put on his former 9th Grade Hall Fame Trojan Coach (Coach Boom was a long time assistant for Coach Stoney. Has an all-time record at EC 9th Grade as 77-2) as well as his Hall of Fame long time Head Coach Rod Ballart? Does Bucky, the Buckester go out on a limb and dare to say this game will be close in the newpaper, do the Trojans stripe the field, will the Equipment trailer park so it is in the video screen, will the River Rats turn off the fans to the locker room to make it hot....and STC is sure to be forgetting some.......all good questions.... Chicken & Jo Joes vs Hondaburg - Not even going to be close! Hondaburg as long as they have their full-back back will not have any issues. The River Rats did not get a taste of that. Take the Pirates and the points! Spartan Town vs Panthers - Hate to do this....but something is telling STC---- JC wins this one! Stewart Town vs (no name Lapel) - STC likes the Lions in this one. Stink Town vs Casket Nation - This is the real game of the week. The past few years the Tigers have owned the Bull Puppies. The bull-puppies think this is their year and it may be. They have some players who look to be solid from what the crew has read in the press. If the Stink Town "D" can hold those pups down....look for the "O" to have some fun. Closer than the experts think.....Take the Tigers!
  8. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #6

    Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... What a "big" week for those teams called SD & EC!!!!! STC loves the fact that the Knights crushed those Pirates last Friday! As predicted, Trojanville named the score against Casket Nation. How bout dem Tigers! Man "O" Man, it was a fun night in Cottage Town. The crew hit up some bar on the main strip, got a few pics with those cement chickens they have everywhere, then it was off to the camp site. Dang we had us some fun, floatin in a raft by the moon-light. Good times! Well, I guess like all good things, we must move on! Welcome to Week #6 in the EIAC! The River Rats just may be the biggest story in the state of Indiana. The River Rats finally gave up some points, but that was expected. This week they will face a less complicated offense and one they know. STC remembers when the Knights brought that double wing system to Stink Town a few years ago. Now it seems EC has carbon copied that. So with the creator (Coach Boom) of the South Eastern version of the Double Wing, that should help the River Rats limit EC's success with that scheme. Now when that boy Maxwell gets going.......watch out - he is a human highlight reel. That cat can scoot! Don't know if those Rats have an answer for him....aren't rats scared of cats anyway???? STC is looking more at the defensive side of the ball. You have the River Rats who are finally getting some state publicity and an EC defense know as the "Bad Boyz" who are under the radar. Let the fun begin boys! STC will be back!
  9. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #5

    STC is not up-set...just know you really don't care! Heck hard to be up-set....Got a tall cold Tiger BL......Chips and Salsa here in Brooktucky at the local El Linko Mexican Joint...and the smell of the cottage chicken is right around the corner....so nope....not today Fringe....not today!
  10. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #5

    Hmmmmmm.....Stinky Stink, Stink.....2013!!! Even better....in the 2000's the River Rats have only scored....48......... STC = 96....... However both have the same amount of wins....Goose Egg!
  11. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #5

    Woody, Woody, Woody 1.2.3. When the River Rats win...your spoon will be....easy STC! ManEiaC......come on over to Connies...we can find some dimes in there......That place is jumpin....and they have no undergarments! Actually the Crew and I just had the lunch special there, now we are .on our way to Brookvegas...or is it Brooktucky??? Wow...just Wow.....If the River Rats WIN (which STC is on them ---heavy) with the local man......Would the River Rats be favored next week???? At home, same record, #1 in the state on defense.....sounds crazy...but is it really crazy? Anyway, the crew and I got the Kubota attached to the back...going up to see if the field needs trimmed nice and tight!
  12. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #5

    Tiger Tim...... You know as well as any....if there is a trip to Brookville....you are hitting up the Cottage....Here is a Stink Town hint....Don't be afraid of the Pizza Burger.....and a Nallia Shake....However, the crew will hit it before the game to soak up some of those Tiger BL's we have already cracked......
  13. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #5

    Stinky, Stink, Stink 1..2..3... The Sun is up and it's Week 5 in the EIAC!!! Man I love seeing some of the founding fathers of the EIAC pop back up! We just might be on a comeback tour....Speaking of tours.....Wonder if Trojanville printed "Victory Tour" shirts yet with the tour ending at the Oil Can??? Last time that shirt was made, it ended on a cold night at CE. Okay, enough of the old days.....on to the new.... River Rats get by the Pirates - Coach Boom and The Legion of Boom sink the Pirate ship! Don't look now, but the number one defense in the entire state.....will be ready for those Trojans next week in River Rat City....Highlander Hill will be BOOMING! Stink has also heard there may be some "fireworks" as the Knights come back out of the tunnel tonight. Also, did anyone see what happen the last home game....Stink did......here is a hint.....Knight Football Player 1......Camera Man ZERO!!! Dude ran over a cameraman the fog was so thick..... Trojanvllle vs Casketnation will not be a game.......starters will roll one series in the second half, then go drink some Trojan Juice....Heck, Stoney can probably do some AD work starting the second half.... Ville vs Ville - Does anyone really care??? Stink Town vs Chicken & Jo Joes -Game of the week on Eagle 99.3! They know a good game when they see it......Who wouldn't want to listen to a few 1-3 (well 1-2) for the Tigers...but any-who....do battle in the EIAC. Should be a good one...if those chickens get rolling...who knows....STC will roll with this Tigers! Z In The Knee - NEVER ~ De-Cleater - Forever!
  14. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #5

    Stinky, Stinky, Stink 1.2..3..... Good Ol' Bucky down on one knee. After a two or three year stand-off between Coach Boom & Bucky, it seems Bucky has finally went to the dark-side. Wasn't it about two or three years ago Bucky picked Trojans 83 - River Rats 0???? That may have been a reason for Coach Boom to turn his eye on Bucky. However, like all good writers.....Bucky survived...and is back in the game. Heck, saw him yesterday with a Legion of Boom shirt on.... Don't forget....Wing Wang Thursday at the new Wing place ---- Wang's new slogan.....Wang's Chicken - Where the Chicken will put the BOOM on you!
  15. Stink Town Clown

    EIAC Week #5

    STC can't wait to get some of that "fry that chicken".......& some Jo Joes!!!! Also just a little clip for my boy, El Linko!
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