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EIAC Week 4


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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.

I hope we get some 

more EIAC fans participating!!!!

Stewart Town @ Casket Nation -  What was stacking up to be a big game in the the EIAC 3A side has turned out to be nothing but a toilet bowl game. Stewart Town has not been very lucky this year and all their bag of tricks have gone away. Casket Nation looked really bad vs KFI in LOS. That was a beat down. Casket Nation looked disinterested & physically challenged. So I guess the clown is going to go on a limb here. Lions WIN game #1!!!!!! Lions 21 - Dogs 14 

Spartanville @ Boom City/River Rats / KFI - The main question here will not be who is going to win, but how many BOOM Tacos will be sold? KFI has started a GoBoomTaco Fund for the new turf project. They will need all River Rats to purchase $969,000 worth, Should not be a problem. Also it has been discussed, if you want extra free pop corn, just head down to the KFI locker room, there seems to be a little back-up problem. Easy game for KFI. Knights 49 - Spartanville 6

BiG ReD & BlAcK @ Chicken & Jo Joes - Well some think this is gong to be a game......NOT. Trojanville starts their easy 6-0 run to another EIAC Championship. Good Job boys. Different topic? Correct the Clown if he is wrong, but the Clown believes JM got his first coaching gig at Chicken & Jo Joes??? The Clown will look later, I'm sure the internet will have something. If so, no reason for the AD to show Jake the lay of the land. Just pop open the garage door, use the baseball dug-outs and EC should be good. If there is by chance a rain delay, no gym, but the Admin can be found in Noah's Arc eating Jo Joes & Pizza Pete. Another Easy pick for the Clown. Trojanville 35 - Jo Joes 7

Stink Town @ Hondaburg - Well the Crew will make it's way up 74 again to Hondaburg! It looked like a dang circus at LOS with Greensburg. Heck they had WR's out there running around. No clue what they were doing. Only thing the Clown could see was that ball was being thrown everywhere. Shocking to me. This seems to be the EIAC 3A Championship game as the others just look like they can't compete. Still think the Pirates have a little Boney, Bone, Bone in them...but we shall see. Stink Town 28 - Hondaburg 14

 

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Come on Z, your negativity is killing me. The Wildcats are 3-0, the county will be rocking. The bleacher bums will be in full force, the Ark will stuff with people and fried chicken. I can't wait to spend pregame in the outfield at Dave Miley park, I can smell the cigarettes now.  

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It was a joyous night indeed, but not for schadenfreude of the other Wildcats. I'm really proud of our young men, they really showed a lot of Trojan pride and honored the courageous men and women of Indiana National Guard well. They also over came my inability to hire a competent officiating crew. Now we are on too blue and another shade of blue. 

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3 hours ago, TigerLife said:

If this is the EIAC championship game then give us the trophy already.  I'm thinking 42-0 Tigers!!

I need some clarification please...Is not chickenville a 3A school this year? If so, are they not competing for the EIAC little league conference championship? 

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Oh Lil Stinky Stink.  Don't you worry bout ole C3 and CasketCrew.  C3 been huffing lacquer all week trying to get the images out his mind.  C3 was there Saturday and watched in horror as the dawgs went down. down. down.  Word round the casket shop is that the dawgs will be ready Friday, we shall see.  Sounds like the Clown is quite confident in the Tigers this week.......best not to overlook those Hondabuilders.  C3 thinks the Tigers could have their hands full.  Predictions:

DawgPound over Stewartville 35-14

EC over the JoJos 28-21

RatCity over Connertucky 48-7

Connies over Hondaburg 35-21

and Bulldog BLs and Thing-a-lings for this ole Cowboy. DawgNation forever, horse and buggies never.

If the Clown and Crew aren't careful, could be heading down 74 lookin like this Friday

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30 minutes ago, Impartial_Observer said:

Everyone in this thread knows this place!

 

 

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I haven't been on this thread and I know it. It's on the 'shortcut' to Bristol Motor Speedway. Used to stop there on the way, and on the way home every time we went.

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15 hours ago, StinkTownClown said:

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.

Can anybody tell me 

where Casketnation may be?

Last year tooting their horn

what seemed like every week

Its okay K9 & C3. You should WIN this week!

Oh now stanky stank, I haven't forgotten about you. The Dogs didn't show up in Indy. As for the River Tats....Meh, second best 4A team in the EIAC. From what little I saw, I wouldn't put them down as having KFI in ink just yet. Oh wait....

I ended up leaving the Oil Can at halftime. The Dogs looked rough, I hate indoor football, and they had no BL's at concessions. I just rolled back into Casket Nation about an hour ago, and WOW what a time! While you were at Connie's trading casino chips and food stamps to your pregnant cousin for lap dances, ole K9 was hanging with the hot classy women on the Southside! So you tell me, who's really winning? 

You seem very confident in those Tiger Rats, but I have seen "bad" Casket Nation teams get the best of Stinktown a time or two. It's a long season Stinky, ya just never know. 

The Dogs do seem to be struggling right now, but they beat up on Yoderville this Friday in the Dawg Pound!

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10 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

The only one faking anything is Mrs Troyfan!!!

wOW ck9'ER, you really put one on me.  So i guess it's true...you can't teach an old dog new tricks.  

I'm gonna say if your flea bags don't win this fri-night....you may not see another W until 8-18.

You might want to close the lid on the ol'-coffin until you see if your defenseless canines show-up and stop stewytown from leaving tire-tracks at lil'-Churchill. 

...GO

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24 minutes ago, troyfan said:

wOW ck9'ER, you really put one on me.  So i guess it's true...you can't teach an old dog new tricks.  

I'm gonna say if your flea bags don't win this fri-night....you may not see another W until 8-18.

You might want to close the lid on the ol'-coffin until you see if your defenseless canines show-up and stop stewytown from leaving tire-tracks at lil'-Churchill. 

...GO

Don't worry about this old dog, I have enough tricks to keep you mesmerized for years! Here's a quick one for ya...Abra Kadabra, Abra Kazummy. October is 10, not 8 you dummy! SHAZAM! 

The wheels are gonna fall off the buggy for the Yoder boys, and the Dogs get things rolling this week. It's an open casket in B-ville! 

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6 minutes ago, Coffin K9 said:

Don't worry about this old dog, I have enough tricks to keep you mesmerized for years! Here's a quick one for ya...Abra Kadabra, Abra Kazummy. October is 10, not 8 you dummy! SHAZAM! 

The wheels are gonna fall off the buggy for the Yoder boys, and the Dogs get things rolling this week. It's an open casket in B-ville! 

Nice rap! Thanks for the correction...i gotta quit using my phone to post...but glad I left you an easy one.

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STC, i am a fan of the burg...but this week, I believe the winner of this game will not be the one who passes the most rather the one who controls the clock in the second half and can rack up yards on the ground.  Advantage boney bone bone! 

If Manford Man can put in a plan, that controls the clock

And dbl J schemes up a D to control the bone

Then Tigre will put the Pirate ship in dry-dock

And the burg take the Lil League trophy home

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Figured I would get on here and talk a little KFI football. KFI is just glad we are no longer the whipping boys on this site. Seems like STC and the others have moved that to the Bulldogs. I'm not going to lie, I love it when Batesville is not good. An avid reader for years and man it was hard times. KFI could not even say anything as we were, to quote STC, River Rats! Now that Coach Rand has his staff in place, developed a Killer Instinct culture, we are a program on the rise and one that will knock the Trojans out of the EIAC Championship race in two weeks. 

Homecoming this week and man do we have a party planned. Coach will have the boys ready to play & Biff's dogs will be ready to bark and the tailgate scene will be second to none. Join us in the Knight Castle at 5. STC should come, he would love the menu. Walking Tacos with Boom Sauce. Kona Ice to go. Only two flavors served Red & Blue! Go Knights!

 

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