StinkTownClown Posted September 17, 2020 Share Posted September 17, 2020 Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... COVID is running through the EIAC But it hasn't hit a few teams long road trip for the Crew & STC! Hondaburg @ Baby Falcons (Phalen Academy) - After last week when Stink Town dropped bombs to sink the Pirate Ship, Stink looks for the Pirates to recover & recover in a big way. Phalen an up-start program and 1st year playing a Varsity Schedule will be overwhelmed by the Pirate Flags and the "Air Bone". Look for Hondaburg to put up some impressive stat numbers. This one could be running clock by half-time. Hondaburg 56-7! Stewie Town @ Spartan Kitty Kat - Stink has been on the Spartan train all year. I'm not getting off now. Coach Kitty Kat Jackson will have those Spartans shredding the Lions for a mid-day snack! The Lions had high hopes coming into the season, but man oh man, the defense has been non exist giving up 58 points per game......I think Stink & the crew could play buzzed all game an not give up that many. ..... But hey, the Supt's kids is racking up record breaking numbers in the passing game so Spartan Kitty better not get beat deep. Spartan Kitty 21-14 Chicken & Jo Joes - Too many Chickens caught the VID so they are out for two weeks. Look for the grass to grow another 4 inches this week & the Cottage to run out of Chicken! River Rats & Boom Boy - Well no fireworks this week in Rat City! Was supposed to be the biggest event ever in Ratville but yep, you guessed it....Too many Rats running around in the street eating bat taco meat....COVID 2020 got'em. Don't worry though, that is not going to stop the opening show for the Rat Rink. Boom Boy plans to open the Rat Rink vs wait for it......yep, the Trojans! This should be interesting. Bands, Fireworks, Walking Taco's, Car Country giveaways, Alumni Knight (sp), Pee Wee Knight, Sr. Knight...all the City Rats will be at the Rat Rink to celebrate. Stink looks for the Rats to come back plump and ready. Stink did notice in the local bucky express, Boom Boy had on a "blue jacket"....is this a new trend or what is going on? Casket Nation @ BiG ReD & BlAcK - Stink had the Trojans big last week.....dang those Trojans. Seem like Coach Young Gun Meiners is riding his boy at QB. Good for Coach. He is the answer to lead them to a title. Stink was impressed with him. Ha...NOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS! Stink looks for a change soon. Those Trojans can make a run if they figure that spot out. If not, then who knows. Trojans take care of business this week. Does not matter if Chuchie QB's. The Dawgs will run back to Casket Nation beat up with their tails between their legs. Stink will set the over/under on pass attempts by the Dawgs at 31.5. Trojans win big and rest their troops the second half. Trojans 49-7 Stink Town @ Basketball Titan City - This is an interesting match-up for Stink Town. Stink loves him some trips to Nap Town! That is a 30 Rack of Tiger BL's. Stink still does not know how the crew is getting into this one but they will find away. Stink knows nothing about this place. Good Ol' Jumpin Jimmy before he passed thought taught us the tricks. No info on the Titans. Stink will take Stink Town 28-7 EIAC Football FOREVER - COVID Never! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cow Bell Posted September 18, 2020 Share Posted September 18, 2020 The clown Nap Town Bound. Will there be any sittings of him in Broadripple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StinkTownClown Posted September 18, 2020 Author Share Posted September 18, 2020 Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. When the Clown hits the "ripple" the girls will be screaming, "All we love STC"..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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