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Muda69

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3 hours ago, Muda69 said:

In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

 

Not going to lie, this one took me a second.  LOL

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Dad to his son; “Do you want to hear a really good Batman impression!?”

Son; “Go on, then.”

Dad growls; “NOOOOO, NOT THE KRYPTONITE!”

Son; “That’s Superman.”

Dad; “Thanks, I’ve been practicing a lot.”

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A woman walks into a bar carrying her pet duck. She sits down at the bar and orders a glass of wine, and a beer for the duck. The bartender says “We don’t serve pigs in here.” The woman says “You idiot. That’s a duck.” The bartender says, “ I was talking to the duck.”

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