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I dunno - the wooden spoon was still pretty persuasive.......

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1 minute ago, swordfish said:

I dunno - the wooden spoon was still pretty persuasive.......

LOL. I don't even remember ever seeing a wooden spoon at our house, don't think we had any Teflon pans either. Not when I was a kid. We did, however, have plastic Fingerhut seat covers in several cars. Fingerhut was the original Amazon.

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My mom was famous for switches and yardsticks.  She broke of the latter over me a number of times.  Also ate some soap in my day.

Dad wasn't a big spanker....but being a foundry worker that farmed on the side, there was plenty of work to do.  He'd work the crap out of you if you messed up.  Neighbors used to drive by and see me in the huge garden working bright and early on a Sat morning....laugh and ask what I had done this time.

Cleaning out chicken coops, cattle troughs, baling hay, mending or putting in fence, digging ponds, cutting firewood (all year long), etc.  I used to ask for a spanking....much less painful.  No  cigar from him....work off the punishment.

Heaven helped you if he came in from outside on a sunny Saturday and caught you laying on the couch watching TV, or still in bed......"C'mon son...been looking for you....need your help!".........

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Who says Indy isn’t refined?  Date night opportunity.....

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At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. The painting depicted three black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.

Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.

He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white patriarchal society . "In fact", he pointed out, "some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society".

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, "Would you like to know what the painting is really about?"

"Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery", asked the couple?

"Because I am the artist, who painted the picture", he replied, "In fact, there are no African Americans depicted at all.

They're just three Irish coal miners. The guy in the middle went home for lunch"

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On 7/30/2019 at 3:52 PM, gonzoron said:

You don't get that "whip" from a wooden spoon like you do with a good Willow switch. That stung! And a thin, narrow leather belt hurts worse than a thick wide one. Only remember getting paddled once at school with an actual paddle. That was a piece of cake.......then I had to go home.........

 

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18 hours ago, swordfish said:

Democrats Use Racist as Cover

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Libtards

 

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