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And heres how were gonna do it

ok so after every game were gonna have 

a post game press conference

were gonna sell tickets to that too

alcohol will be sold (things probably gonna be hosted at the local watering hole of whatever town your in) 

every friday night for 2 and a half hours, the refs will justify their actions

in front of a crowd of extremely pleasant people getting absolutely slammed at the bar

the refs make all the ticket price back (so the bigger the mob the more they get paid)

this is a good idea and you know it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and for the inevitable "WHY DONT YOU TRY BEING A ZEBRA" comment

 

 

All I have to say is be careful what you wish for.

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1 hour ago, Rodney said:

And heres how were gonna do it

ok so after every game were gonna have 

a post game press conference

were gonna sell tickets to that too

alcohol will be sold (things probably gonna be hosted at the local watering hole of whatever town your in) 

every friday night for 2 and a half hours, the refs will justify their actions

in front of a crowd of extremely pleasant people getting absolutely slammed at the bar

the refs make all the ticket price back (so the bigger the mob the more they get paid)

this is a good idea and you know it

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

and for the inevitable "WHY DONT YOU TRY BEING A ZEBRA" comment

 

 

All I have to say is be careful what you wish for.

Will firearms be allowed?

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1 hour ago, Impartial_Observer said:

How about Willow branches and whittlin knives?

There’ll be a box of tomatoes by their table, and for $10 a piece you can chuck a tomato at your least favorite ref. 

Their pay will skyrocket.

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I wish to meet the man willing to give me a whistle and send me out to officiate their team's game.448a08e02ddd938869f16f6f764b27c1.png

 

 

side bar: I don't condone verbal abuse of on field officials under any circumstance

 

I prefer to settle my disputes the old fashion way; at the proper venue during the post game press conference, or in the parking lot after said press conference

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5 minutes ago, Impartial_Observer said:

I got plenty of whistles and flags!

Thanks but I don't need flags to officiate a football game

 

I once officiated a snow football game using coors light cans as flags

 

people are much less likely to foul when you're throwing beer cans at them

I COULD HOWEVER TAKE A WHISTLE!

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