Rodney Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 - this entire thread as well as any calls to action in the following should be interpreted entirely as fiction, witches are not real, and the refs didn't screw your son on a pass interference call, he is slow and can't cover the deep ball and that is why he got pass interference called on him. furthermore don't hurt the zebras or Rodney Rodenstein might be officiating your next HS football game. Trust me, this is not a viable option for you. I tried last year to nudge you people in the right direction, and you all failed miserably to take the hint!!! Witches are real and likely the reason behind your favorite team's demise so at great personal risk to myself, I'll make this one more on the nose Our brethren in Salem tried to get it done, however they couldn't complete the job them witches, buncha freakin shapeshifters just stopped posing as women, they went underground that was until some time in the 1800s when they resurfaced realizing they could pose as zebras and torture people mentally by ruining football games Their most famous work was introducing pass interference into the game so they could pick their favorite team to win because witches obviously have favorites However, they are responsible for other atrocities as well, such as roughing the passer, and the fair catch so now we have approximately 63% of all referees are actually witches in disguise pictured below and there is only one indisputable way of dealing with witches and I'm here to give you a step by step guide on how to solve the issue phase 1: witches love money, this is common knowledge, so were going to lure them to a secure location directly after the game by using additional pay the optimal location for this is your local bar more info on this later. if they don't fall for our money trap, you know what you have to do phase 2: get as drunk as you possibly can it will help you defend against the witch's mind control powers liquor not beer, this step has to be done quickly phase 3: interrogate them until they admit to being a witch witches POV below phase 4: Call the police, they can handle it from here 1 7 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobref Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 Once again … I find myself at a loss for words. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTF Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 7 hours ago, Bobref said: Once again … I find myself at a loss for words. That's Rodney's genius. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobref Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 1 hour ago, BTF said: That's Rodney's genius. Or his pathology. Same difference. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTF Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 1 hour ago, Bobref said: Or his pathology. Same difference. Credit for creativity at least? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Posted October 26 Author Share Posted October 26 7 hours ago, Bobref said: Or his pathology. Same difference. i aint even know what that means Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHJIrish Posted October 26 Share Posted October 26 Well, my ex-wife, oh never mind! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTF Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 Five hours shy of October 31st, this thread deserves a bump. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yuccaguy Posted October 30 Share Posted October 30 @Rodney I got YOUR ZEBRA "right here" Dude !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bobref Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 2 hours ago, BTF said: Five hours shy of October 31st, this thread deserves a bump. If this thread were a horse, they’d shoot it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodney Posted October 31 Author Share Posted October 31 2 hours ago, BTF said: Five hours shy of October 31st, this thread deserves a bump. Halloween is just propaganda to make witches werewolves and vampires seem fake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
foxbat Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 19 minutes ago, Bobref said: If this thread were a horse, they’d shoot it. Unless it had a p/p flavor to it ... then they'd just keep beating it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Donnie Baker Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 4 minutes ago, foxbat said: Unless it had a p/p flavor to it ... then they'd just keep beating it. Or seeding 😎 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed and confused Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 48 minutes ago, Rodney said: Halloween is just propaganda to make witches werewolves and vampires seem fake Damn straight they are real ! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PHJIrish Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 Happy Scary Day!☺️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazed and confused Posted October 31 Share Posted October 31 No witches around here tonite… they gotta use that broom to sweep the snow off their landing strip !!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BTF Posted November 1 Share Posted November 1 Must have been disguised as something else tonight, didn't see any posing as refs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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