The Beagle

3 hours ago, Titan32 said:

Hey dittle dittle....screw it...PATs win!

Good choice not to Battle Rap with me.  

No one spits rhymes like the boys from the EIAC.  

We all learned from the master THE STC.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1. 2.. 3...

It’s time for the DawgZ to come alive

And redeem the old Dogs from 01 to 05 

Some great battles back then between Clayton and Hep

But CasketNation could never take the next step.

To Tubaz we go for warm up BL’s and the sort. 

Rumor has it the Clown and his posse will join in support.  

Happy the Pats have to leave school by noon.    

One family trip to Santa Land is enough for me in June.  

In Bulldog country you won’t find a Legend or Splashin Safari

We make caskets and beds and drink at Lil Charlie’s.  

If the big boys up front can keep this Jett from flying

Then back to Santa’s Lodge you will all go crying.  

Can’t wait to join C3, K9 and the Clown out in Bville.

After a victory over an old nemesis, Heritage Hills.   

I’ll take the home team 22-20 they’ll win in a pinch.  

Cuz this year Santa Claus ain’t for real, you can call me the Grinch. 

Heading out to Indian Crick

The DawgZ are ready to deliver some licks.

From the celebration over the Tigers a few BL's were kept. 

Ready for the first sectional title since Coach Hep.  

Tubas forever. Crowbar never. 

I hope the Dawgz don't have as big of a let down this Friday after taking down Stink Town as the fans of this thread have had this week on the Grid.  K9 and Triple C are either still under the influence of Bulldog BL's from the celebration or they are watching film and feeling lucky about a couple spots and clock management situations.  

31 minutes ago, StinkTownClown said:

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

We are only a few hours away before the Tigers put those Dawgs to sleep!

Looks like the STC and his posse are already parading through Bville.  Just passed them on Mulberry headed for Columbus Ave.  Bulldog folk are lining the streets just to get a look at these clowns.  

They had this on tap at Connies last night.  TigerBLenthusiast69 must be a legend on the field and on the front row of the stage!  

To Tuba's we’ll go before and after 

Bulldog BL’s will flow like sweet nectar

A great battle on the gridiron we will have witnessed

The Dawz enduring in a survival of the fittest

In 18' the Dogz won by 3 in September

And again by 6 in the second round you will remember

A similar outcome this year I think you’ll see 

The big Dawgz up front the difference with that Z in the knee

Maybe our late night will lead to the coach's post game chat

Just don’t snap pics of the guy in the Tiger baseball hat  

My kids will awake to a man asleep in a slouch

No worries my girls it's just a Tree on a couch

The Doggz survive FBTL’s stunt.

Pretty wet for 1.6 inches the entire month.  

Maybe the field they wanted to destroy.  

For turf is the surface everyone seems to enjoy.

Finally the rematch we’ve been waiting for.

My stool at Tubas reserved for a pre-game pour.

My wife is still mad from the party after the sectional game in 18. 

Hopefully my clown friends get me home early after watching these two great teams.  

BL’s are on ice in Triple C’s cooler he stole from work. 

K9 said “it’s just one of the perks.”  

I’ll take the Bulldogz by 7, this is the year they won’t flop.    

Don’t think the return of the big QB is enough to get the Tigers over the top.  

I think the big boys up front will hit the Tigers in the mouth.

Whoever wins I hope they make it to Indy to represent the south.   

On Friday Coach U will release the hounds.  

Only 4 more days till Casketnation is flooded with clowns. 

Live look at FBTL Field.  Rumor has it the sprinklers are still on.  

A boring week in the EIAC

May skip all the games and go to Connies

No amount of BL's will help, you know it's true.

Looks like...

2 hours ago, TigerBLenthusiast69 said:

Coach K would easily out-man every coach in the EIAC easily. You think you can just pick up 120's and curl them? Coach K will grab 150's. No other coach is that vascular. No other coach can wear the sweat wicking clothing. Ryan Knigga looks like he should make a living chopping down redwoods and lipping half a can of grizzly, not spending his time wishing for a red rifle like Ralphie. You know who won't have a bonfire mid game?Coach K. Give me 1 coach K over 1000’s Belichick’s. The success factor is scared of one man. And he resides in Stink Town. Geaux Tigas. 

When Coach K lifts dumbbells, they get smarter. 

Then God said "Let there be light", and Coach K said "Say please!"

Coach K doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it.

Coach K went skydiving and his parachute didn't open. He then took it back for a refund.

 Coach K once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Superman wears Coach K Tiger pajamas.

Coach K can make sticks by rubbing two fires together.

Coach K has no chin, under his beard is just another fist with an equally powerful beard.

Coach K can gargle peanut butter.

Coach K picked an apple from an orange tree and made lemonade.

Coach K  is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

When Coach K was a baby he farted for the first time, that is when the big bang first happened.

Coach K was exposed to Covid-19. Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month.

Coach K is able to build a snowman out of water. 

Coach K didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone.

Coach K didn't cheat death, he won fairly and squarely.

Coach K walked into chemistry class and ripped the Periodic Table of Elements off of the wall. Why? Because the only element Coach K needs is the element of surprise.

“An EIAC Story”  

The Dawgz head to the the burg, not to face Coach Moore

But to take on Lil Ralphie and the last 24 

Like the Bumpus hounds crashing Christmas dinner

It’ll be all night Bulldog BL’s celebrating another winner

The Big Red and Black continue to cause a ruckus

They again dominate, the EIAC’s version of Scut Farkus

I agree with TripleC it’s time for the conference to get out of the sludge

When the Mighty Trojans take the field the other team can’t say “Ohhhh Fuuuuuudge”  

The TigerEnthusiasts love them some Coach K, winning the state his goal

They’re all over him like Flick’s tongue to a pole

Cry Me a River, Flatbill Timberlake, there is no hope

Stink Town Clown will punish them like a mouth full of soap

Boom Rats win a close one, they’ll be blaring their amps

It’s no “major award” though, like a frag-ee-lay leg lamp

Can’t wait to see the intro for the Marti Gras Invaders 

KFI may head to Connies to get a face full, like Randy eating his taters 

Another week of no football at JCD

I guess I’ll head to Decatur County or maybe go out for Chinese Turkey.  

A culture reset is tough, let’s give Lil Ralphie the benefit of the doubt

In the meantime let’s just hope he doesn’t shoot his eye out.  

Last time this Ole Beagle was “In Da Club” was the Blue Bird in 03.

A pocket of change, 15 cent drafts, and all the lovely Tiger ladies.   

Dogz, Eaglez, and Clownz, the party never ended.  

From Matlock to the BBH many friendships were extended.  

But now we battle with rhymes and on the field.

No matter who wins, several days for our livers to heal. 

Triple C sent me this this morning since he doesn't have access.  

I was thumbing from Hillcrest

I had my playbook in my hand

When a stranger stopped beside me in a 98 minivan

He was dressed like a McDonalds birthday party

Completely drunk and googly eyed

He said “It’s a long walk to Stink Town

Would you like a ride, son?”

And I sat down in the front seat, he turned on the radio

And them yacky sacks songs coming out of them speakers

Was solid clown gold

Then I noticed the stranger’s face paint was ghost-white pale

When he asked me about tonight

And I knew there was something strange about this ride

He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play?

Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? 

Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?”

He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside?

Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya, it’s a long, hard ride”  

Then he cried just south of Dover

And he turned that van around

He said “This is where you get out boy

‘Cause I’m goin back to Trojan Land”

As I stepped out of that mini van

I said, “clown enjoy many drinks”

He said you don’t have to call me clown, cowboy

The whole world calls me Stink!” 

He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play?

Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? 

Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?”

He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside?

Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya ,it’s a long, hard ride”  

He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play?

Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? 

Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?”

He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside?

Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya, it’s a long, hard ride”  

You know there’s a lot of 3A competition out there

Now the game, it ain’t like it was in the 70’s when Lburg was dominating out here

And then you got Heritage Hills, Bishop Chatard

You got Guerrin and West Lafayette and Gibson Southern

And you even got my son, Coach K

Saw this guy outside the Hobo Hut looking for a ride to Stink Town.  Says Grid Admin won't approve his account.  

#FreeTripleC

#ChicksDigCountryClubCowboys

#HoboHutForeverHowiesNever

“A Trip To The Pit”

Last year’s sectional trip to the Pit, the Dogz were outmanned and out planned.

Casket Nation was young, not ready to challenge, surely you can understand.  

Stink Town hospitality was divine as I overlooked the Coach’s spread.

Forever thankful I wasn’t hungry, I’d already been fed.

Tiger faithful celebrated hard, all night they had fun.  

Coach C and Coach Tre text, “The taco dip gave us the runs!” 

Tomorrow’s game should be one to remember,

But the one that matters, not played till November.

It will only show if Coach B  and Coach Z, 

Have helped the Dogz “Get Physical” you see. 

My cooler is packed, as many Bulldog BL’s as it will hold.

Just don’t eat the STC’s food, you have been told.  

For after the game, no matter who wins. 

Tigers and Bulldogs will flood Connies like long lost kin.  

And just down Arch Street, we can all still eat.   

Acapulco’s sells tacos, and Connie's sweet treats. 

19 hours ago, Trojan12 said:

Total Offense: EC 424 Batesville 154

Rushing: EC 183 (5.5ypc) Batesville 60 (2.1ypc)

Passing: EC 241 Batesville 94

Put up a fight? 

It's all relative!  

Already got my cooler of BL's packed for the trip to Stink Town Friday!  I know the score doesn't reflect it, but the Dawgz put up a fight against EC.  I expect Connie's to be full of Blue and White for the post game celebration.  

Met up with Triple C at Hillcrest last night after his round.  Treated me to a Cuban and all the Pappy I could drink.....money is no object to those Country Club Cowboyz.  Sounds like confidence is high in the Bulldogz camp.  We'll see if they can give the mighty Trojans a game.  Hopefully it is Bulldog BL's all night tonight!  

Triple C is ready for a trip to Connie's next Friday!  

39 minutes ago, Lysander said:

I’m always uncomfortable posting anything on the EIAC pages....though I’d guess I’m the oldest ex-EIAC player here.

With that, I’m most likely also the oldest EIAC champion posting here at a couple of sports as well..but I’m just OLD these days....in any event, I just can’t keep up with the language.

I most always cheer for both East Central and Lawrenceburg as EIAC schools (lest they play against Chatard) I really find myself torn as to Mooresville.  

I’m a huge fan of Mike Gillin and think there is no more deserving coach in the state.  Add that I’m a friend of Bob Denton.

If East Central wins I hope they tear it up (even against Roncalli).  

If Mooresville wins, I hope they tear it up too.

PS - please no one ask me what I think of that Scumbag Ron Raver of Batesville...can’t believe that reprobate has a radio show in Batesville.

2020 has brought a bunch of firsts......someone going after Ron Raver is yet another one.  

1 hour ago, troyfan said:

Ahhhh....this is the Gridiron digest....not the Grass-Fairy Forum!  Be proud of what you want, but be somewhere else if your gonna boast about a sport that requires you to have acting skills over athletic skills. 

BTW....congrats on the no loss season.....#HangTheBanner

Have you been in our gym????  We'll hang a banner/picture for sure!  

52 minutes ago, StinkTownClown said:

Hondaburg @ Casket Nation - After listening to the coaches on the WRBI Radio show, reading the local press, then seeing what K9 has on here.....Stink has had a change of heart. Dawg Spread over the  Pirate Spread. The Dawgs win in a close one in the Dawg Pound! Casket Nation 21 - Hondaburg 14

 

 

 

Doesn't seem like enough points.  

18 hours ago, Art VanDelay said:

We will see how smart I am Friday night!  Good Luck trying to beat a team with more than 3 wins!

At least your soccer team beat Milan! 

But they lost to Jac-Cen-Del...

JCD soccer team was legit this year, 18-2-2.  AND JCD football team made it another year without a loss.  I may have to check out this "tailgate" tonight at the Dawg Pound.  Hopefully it isn't too rowdy and Triple C makes it to kickoff and K9 doesn't bite anyone before the game.  I'm hoping for a Stink Town vs Casket Nation rematch.  It's always fun when the Stink Boys come to town.   

JCD football has another bye week so I'll be heading to the Dawg Pound tonight to watch Coach U get back on the winning track.  I hear the Spartan cheerleaders have a couple special guest performers tonight so hopefully the Casket Boyz are ready to play.  

Long time follower first time poster.  Even got a STC costume for Sectional time.  

Jac-Cen-Del Football Undefeated since 1961