The Beagle

Good choice not to Battle Rap with me. No one spits rhymes like the boys from the EIAC. We all learned from the master THE STC. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1. 2.. 3...

It’s time for the DawgZ to come alive And redeem the old Dogs from 01 to 05 Some great battles back then between Clayton and Hep But CasketNation could never take the next step. To Tubaz we go for warm up BL’s and the sort. Rumor has it the Clown and his posse will join in support. Happy the Pats have to leave school by noon. One family trip to Santa Land is enough for me in June. In Bulldog country you won’t find a Legend or Splashin Safari We make caskets and beds and drink at Lil Charlie’s. If the big boys up front can keep this Jett from flying Then back to Santa’s Lodge you will all go crying. Can’t wait to join C3, K9 and the Clown out in Bville. After a victory over an old nemesis, Heritage Hills. I’ll take the home team 22-20 they’ll win in a pinch. Cuz this year Santa Claus ain’t for real, you can call me the Grinch.

Heading out to Indian Crick The DawgZ are ready to deliver some licks. From the celebration over the Tigers a few BL's were kept. Ready for the first sectional title since Coach Hep. Tubas forever. Crowbar never.

I hope the Dawgz don't have as big of a let down this Friday after taking down Stink Town as the fans of this thread have had this week on the Grid. K9 and Triple C are either still under the influence of Bulldog BL's from the celebration or they are watching film and feeling lucky about a couple spots and clock management situations.

Looks like the STC and his posse are already parading through Bville. Just passed them on Mulberry headed for Columbus Ave. Bulldog folk are lining the streets just to get a look at these clowns.

They had this on tap at Connies last night. TigerBLenthusiast69 must be a legend on the field and on the front row of the stage!

To Tuba's we’ll go before and after Bulldog BL’s will flow like sweet nectar A great battle on the gridiron we will have witnessed The Dawz enduring in a survival of the fittest In 18' the Dogz won by 3 in September And again by 6 in the second round you will remember A similar outcome this year I think you’ll see The big Dawgz up front the difference with that Z in the knee Maybe our late night will lead to the coach's post game chat Just don’t snap pics of the guy in the Tiger baseball hat My kids will awake to a man asleep in a slouch No worries my girls it's just a Tree on a couch

The Doggz survive FBTL’s stunt. Pretty wet for 1.6 inches the entire month. Maybe the field they wanted to destroy. For turf is the surface everyone seems to enjoy. Finally the rematch we’ve been waiting for. My stool at Tubas reserved for a pre-game pour. My wife is still mad from the party after the sectional game in 18. Hopefully my clown friends get me home early after watching these two great teams. BL’s are on ice in Triple C’s cooler he stole from work. K9 said “it’s just one of the perks.” I’ll take the Bulldogz by 7, this is the year they won’t flop. Don’t think the return of the big QB is enough to get the Tigers over the top. I think the big boys up front will hit the Tigers in the mouth. Whoever wins I hope they make it to Indy to represent the south. On Friday Coach U will release the hounds. Only 4 more days till Casketnation is flooded with clowns.

Live look at FBTL Field. Rumor has it the sprinklers are still on.

A boring week in the EIAC May skip all the games and go to Connies No amount of BL's will help, you know it's true. Looks like...

When Coach K lifts dumbbells, they get smarter. Then God said "Let there be light", and Coach K said "Say please!" Coach K doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the crap out of it. Coach K went skydiving and his parachute didn't open. He then took it back for a refund. Coach K once won a game of Connect Four in three moves. Superman wears Coach K Tiger pajamas. Coach K can make sticks by rubbing two fires together. Coach K has no chin, under his beard is just another fist with an equally powerful beard. Coach K can gargle peanut butter. Coach K picked an apple from an orange tree and made lemonade. Coach K is so fast he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head. When Coach K was a baby he farted for the first time, that is when the big bang first happened. Coach K was exposed to Covid-19. Covid-19 had to go into quarantine for a month. Coach K is able to build a snowman out of water. Coach K didn't call the wrong number, you answered the wrong phone. Coach K didn't cheat death, he won fairly and squarely. Coach K walked into chemistry class and ripped the Periodic Table of Elements off of the wall. Why? Because the only element Coach K needs is the element of surprise.

“An EIAC Story” The Dawgz head to the the burg, not to face Coach Moore But to take on Lil Ralphie and the last 24 Like the Bumpus hounds crashing Christmas dinner It’ll be all night Bulldog BL’s celebrating another winner The Big Red and Black continue to cause a ruckus They again dominate, the EIAC’s version of Scut Farkus I agree with TripleC it’s time for the conference to get out of the sludge When the Mighty Trojans take the field the other team can’t say “Ohhhh Fuuuuuudge” The TigerEnthusiasts love them some Coach K, winning the state his goal They’re all over him like Flick’s tongue to a pole Cry Me a River, Flatbill Timberlake, there is no hope Stink Town Clown will punish them like a mouth full of soap Boom Rats win a close one, they’ll be blaring their amps It’s no “major award” though, like a frag-ee-lay leg lamp Can’t wait to see the intro for the Marti Gras Invaders KFI may head to Connies to get a face full, like Randy eating his taters Another week of no football at JCD I guess I’ll head to Decatur County or maybe go out for Chinese Turkey. A culture reset is tough, let’s give Lil Ralphie the benefit of the doubt In the meantime let’s just hope he doesn’t shoot his eye out.

Last time this Ole Beagle was “In Da Club” was the Blue Bird in 03. A pocket of change, 15 cent drafts, and all the lovely Tiger ladies. Dogz, Eaglez, and Clownz, the party never ended. From Matlock to the BBH many friendships were extended. But now we battle with rhymes and on the field. No matter who wins, several days for our livers to heal.

Triple C sent me this this morning since he doesn't have access. I was thumbing from Hillcrest I had my playbook in my hand When a stranger stopped beside me in a 98 minivan He was dressed like a McDonalds birthday party Completely drunk and googly eyed He said “It’s a long walk to Stink Town Would you like a ride, son?” And I sat down in the front seat, he turned on the radio And them yacky sacks songs coming out of them speakers Was solid clown gold Then I noticed the stranger’s face paint was ghost-white pale When he asked me about tonight And I knew there was something strange about this ride He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play? Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?” He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside? Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya, it’s a long, hard ride” Then he cried just south of Dover And he turned that van around He said “This is where you get out boy ‘Cause I’m goin back to Trojan Land” As I stepped out of that mini van I said, “clown enjoy many drinks” He said you don’t have to call me clown, cowboy The whole world calls me Stink!” He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play? Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?” He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside? Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya ,it’s a long, hard ride” He said, “Triple C, will the Dogz get a win when they come to play? Have they paid their dues, can Coach U lead the blue? Can they stop the big QB at the end of the day?” He said “Cowboy, can you and K9 drink a 30 pack before you get inside? Cause if the Casket Nation wants to celebrate at Connies, let me warn ya, it’s a long, hard ride” You know there’s a lot of 3A competition out there Now the game, it ain’t like it was in the 70’s when Lburg was dominating out here And then you got Heritage Hills, Bishop Chatard You got Guerrin and West Lafayette and Gibson Southern And you even got my son, Coach K

Saw this guy outside the Hobo Hut looking for a ride to Stink Town. Says Grid Admin won't approve his account. #FreeTripleC #ChicksDigCountryClubCowboys #HoboHutForeverHowiesNever