Coffin K9

The Dogs were just trying to save the lives of a few squirrels by keeping you up late Friday night. I heard you're bringing a golf cart to the Tee-Pee this week to give the elderly rides from their car to the bleachers. What a great guy!!! Hoping the Dogs are drinking extra water this week. Maybe they'll even get in a little conditioning? 😵‍💫

The Grid is dead! Where's STC...and crew, The Beagle, anyone from St Leon/Harrison? 👎🏽

The Trojans that the Dogs got on Friday night!

I'm not sure what to make of what I saw in the battle of "who can give their best RB the ball the least" at the Dog Pound on Friday. Maybe it was all just sorcery to not show their hand. 🤷🏻‍♂️ I think the Cowboy may be right though, this might be the year for the Tiger Rats to finally get a W against Mighty EC...along with a few others. But something tells me we didn't really see what the Red and Black will be bringing. One thing is for certain though...that wasn't the EC defense we're all used to seeing! Did they leave a few Trojans in the horse? Time will tell!

I hear Stinktown has been handing these out at practice. 😳

Oh, I've been watching, I just don't have much to say. I mean really, what do you want us to say?

Oh, I've been watching, I just don't have much to say. I mean really, what do you want us to say?

No good games this week, and nothing good to say as a Dog. Enjoy the weather this week EIAC fans.

You are, and we did.

Speaking of scared....I remember when Stinktown was scared to play Mighty EC too. That must be some of that minor league "tradition" STC is referring to. 🤡

I wasn't referring to your QB simpleton, it was in reference to the Dogs offensive approach last Friday. Wait a minute....is this the former Tiger Rat RB who never went to school? Maybe STC can draw you a picture. This Dog has never been scared of a Tiger! Although, speaking of "blacks outs", there was one Tiger back in my day who was a little unsettling. But scared, nah.

What is happening with the Grid? I've been hitting refresh for days, with nothing but "errors". Bring on the Starlink! Yoders Buggy Brigaide continue down the path of defeat with a big loss to Lapel. The only thing that will make the trip worthwhile for the Bulldogs of the North will be the steak sammy's and maybe a quick run to Troyer's for some chocolate covered coffee beans. Lapel 42 Yoders 14 Mighty rEd aNd BlAcK put a stompin on the Ragin Cajun's, and not even Lil C can stop it. No beads and no tacos for the Rats. Apology letters? Eh, we'll see. Trojans 45 Ragin Cajun's 14 Jo Jo's get back on track on their bye week and the dumpster fire in Hondaturd continues to grow. Though I haven't heard as the outcry against Flstbill that we did for Lil Ralphie. Jo Jo's 35 Hondaturd 7. I know nothing about Attucks, but the Lawnchair Chemists seem to be bad again. Has anyone else noticed a common theme over the past several years and wondering WHY we decided to expand the Conference??? Attuck 38 Lawnchair Chemists 7 Ugh! What do I say? Surely the Dogs have seen the error in their ways and sured a few things up this week. I haven't seen the full injury report, so I am hoping for the best. We all know that Stinktown is looking for redemption, so I hope the Dogs have their minds right. I have faith that The Z Dog will lead the troops, and that those around him are going to listen to his MANY years of wisdom. RUN THE DAMN BALL!!!! Dogs edge out a close one and spoil STC's lapdance plans. Dogs 20 Tiger Rats 17 Z Dog Power Run Attack Forever, Air Raid With A Sophomore QB....Never!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

If Methtucky's coaches allow their Freshmen to leave the sideline in the 3rd quarter to go buy all the half price steak sammy's....I'll take the over! 🤬

The Beagle is out of the kennel and won't even be at the game!!! Who buys tickets to a Friday night concert in September??? Well, at least the squirrels are safe Saturday morning. As for Tojans converting to Bulldogs....maybe they want to coach kids who can spell? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I just heard rumor that the Beagle was seen in the gym this morning shooting free throws....and he was wearing BLUE!!!!! 😱