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I hear Stinktown has been handing these out at practice. 😳

Oh, I've been watching, I just don't have much to say. I mean really, what do you want us to say?

Oh, I've been watching, I just don't have much to say. I mean really, what do you want us to say?

No good games this week, and nothing good to say as a Dog. Enjoy the weather this week EIAC fans.

You are, and we did.

Speaking of scared....I remember when Stinktown was scared to play Mighty EC too. That must be some of that minor league "tradition" STC is referring to. 🤡

I wasn't referring to your QB simpleton, it was in reference to the Dogs offensive approach last Friday. Wait a minute....is this the former Tiger Rat RB who never went to school? Maybe STC can draw you a picture. This Dog has never been scared of a Tiger! Although, speaking of "blacks outs", there was one Tiger back in my day who was a little unsettling. But scared, nah.

What is happening with the Grid? I've been hitting refresh for days, with nothing but "errors". Bring on the Starlink! Yoders Buggy Brigaide continue down the path of defeat with a big loss to Lapel. The only thing that will make the trip worthwhile for the Bulldogs of the North will be the steak sammy's and maybe a quick run to Troyer's for some chocolate covered coffee beans. Lapel 42 Yoders 14 Mighty rEd aNd BlAcK put a stompin on the Ragin Cajun's, and not even Lil C can stop it. No beads and no tacos for the Rats. Apology letters? Eh, we'll see. Trojans 45 Ragin Cajun's 14 Jo Jo's get back on track on their bye week and the dumpster fire in Hondaturd continues to grow. Though I haven't heard as the outcry against Flstbill that we did for Lil Ralphie. Jo Jo's 35 Hondaturd 7. I know nothing about Attucks, but the Lawnchair Chemists seem to be bad again. Has anyone else noticed a common theme over the past several years and wondering WHY we decided to expand the Conference??? Attuck 38 Lawnchair Chemists 7 Ugh! What do I say? Surely the Dogs have seen the error in their ways and sured a few things up this week. I haven't seen the full injury report, so I am hoping for the best. We all know that Stinktown is looking for redemption, so I hope the Dogs have their minds right. I have faith that The Z Dog will lead the troops, and that those around him are going to listen to his MANY years of wisdom. RUN THE DAMN BALL!!!! Dogs edge out a close one and spoil STC's lapdance plans. Dogs 20 Tiger Rats 17 Z Dog Power Run Attack Forever, Air Raid With A Sophomore QB....Never!! 🤦🏻‍♂️

If Methtucky's coaches allow their Freshmen to leave the sideline in the 3rd quarter to go buy all the half price steak sammy's....I'll take the over! 🤬

The Beagle is out of the kennel and won't even be at the game!!! Who buys tickets to a Friday night concert in September??? Well, at least the squirrels are safe Saturday morning. As for Tojans converting to Bulldogs....maybe they want to coach kids who can spell? 🤷🏻‍♂️

I just heard rumor that the Beagle was seen in the gym this morning shooting free throws....and he was wearing BLUE!!!!! 😱

Now time for a more in depth look at Friday night. It sure is good to have the Grid back!!! Flatbill Jack Sparrow vs The Ragin Cajun's This one won't be much of a game. There won't even be a reason to throw a headset, or drop some F bombs. Hollywood may be right, a Nobel Peace Prize may be in Boom's future. Ragin Cajun's 30-7 (remember fans, when predicting SD scores, you must factor in 2pt conversions. KFI=Kicking Fieldgoals Impossible) Jebadiah Yoder's vs Methtucky What a battle. I think the Yoder's 'could' be better than some think if they would stop beating themselves and find and identity. That being said, they still aren't great. I haven't seen much on Methtucky, but how good can a team with no stands be? Yoder's top Methtucky 28-21. Stinktown vs Jo Jo's This is probably the game of the week, though I'm not sure it will live up to the hype. Jo Jo's is much improved, and finally has a legit QB. Stinktown has been on a roll lately, but haven't played anyone since week one. This will be a good game to maybe see who's who. But, my gut tells me that ol Stink will he wearing the Homecoming crown in Connie's while celebrating a Tiger Rat's victory. Tiger Rats 35 Jo Jo's 14. Mighty ReD aNd bLacK vs Casket Nation The Trojans aren't firing on all cylinders. Maybe they should have made the deal when their Trojan Horse crossed enemy lines? But, they are still a solid program. It's new aged EC vs old EC (now in blue and white). There's no doubt they know the playbook, but will the Grey Dog have some new tricks up his sleeve? The Dogs are a little banged up too, and obviously have lost a key player to probation. In spite of what some think, this could be a decent game. The Grey Dog finally gets vengeance and tops the Mighty Tojans 14-10. DOGS FOREVER, DAWGS AND TROJANS NEVER!!!!

I don't have time for predictions and a full commentary just yet, but I am going to interrupt this program for a couple of brief announcements. 1. Stink does throw out some impressive numbers, but fails to mention that half those dates were when the Tiger Rats were still in the Minor Leagues. This ol Dog remember when Stinktown's locker room smelled like 💩 and we thumped them on the regular. Either way, the Dogs have the last two straight (eliminating Stinktown) and the Stinkytown Jumbotron knows it! 2. I do not know this BDawg fellow, but he is bold. I do know this....no OD (Original Dog) puts an "aw" in Dogs!!! Whoever brought that sh!t to the Ville should be serving a lifelong sentence in Cleveland! Don't get me wrong, the Dogs have had many "Dawgs" over the years, but they are not the same. I doubt that "BDawgs" was either. That's all for now. Back to your regular scheduled programming. I'll see ya soon.

KFI....Kicking Fieldgoal's Impossible

The Griddy Grid is back, and not a moment too soon!!!! LOTS to talk about in SE Indiana!!! The Trojan "horse" crossing state lines for recruiting meetings mid season? Could karma have attributed to the broken hoof? Dogs hosting ragers in Casket Town 🤦🏻‍♂️. Flying headsets and apology letters coming out of Ratville after a no brainer "bad call" that didn't even change the outcome of the game. WHAT IS HAPPENING IN THE EIAC???? I'm sure there will be lots of commenting on that!!!! On to this week's matchups and predictions. Dogs vs The Artist Formerly known as Timberlake. Dogs obviously will be short a man, but I don't think they have enough juvenile delinquents on the roster to give Rushtucky an advantage (unless there's a Toga party this week that I don't know about). 28-14 Dogs Stinktown continues the cream puff portion of their schedule this week against the artist still known as Timberlake. The flatbills seem to be slightly recovering from Lil Ralphie, but I think it's gonna take a while to right that ship (pun intended). JV Tiger Rats by 4th quarter in a Stinktown win 35-7. Mighty ReD aNd BLacK rolls Chicken and Jo Jo's without their horse, in an effort to regain some confidence after last week's beat down. I have heard that Jo Jo's QB is legit though (wonder why he didn't play last year 🤔) but it won't be enough. Might EC gets lots of looks from their prospective RB's in a 42-14 victory. KFI River Rats vs The Rose City Red Devils. Although the Dogs barely edged out the win, the Taco Rats were not very good. Coach Boom's headset went for more yards than their QB passed for all night. Maybe that's why they can't figure out what offense they want to run? Let me tell you, they run it all!!!! Not well, but they run it. The good news, for them, is that the Red Devils are probably worse. No 👇🏽 this week. KFI Mardi Gras Invaders get right with a 26-7 (apparently they don't have a single kid in the school who can kick) victory. Connertucky meets the Regatta Cubby's this week. There will be half priced body shots at the Long Branch this Friday night, and a town family reunion on Saturday. Bring your uncles cousin, cuz it's gonna be a hoot!!! Cubs are bad, bad, bad. Connerbillies win 21-7. Good to be back on the Grid!!! Football just didn't feal right without it. Keg standing party Dogs FOREVER, headset chucking River Rats NEVER!!!!