Coffin K9

There is! He used to be the Mayor! 🤦🏻‍♂️

Don't be mad cuz you don't understand it, most people don't. Casketville doesn't have clowns, that's Stinktown.

I will admit, STC is the original rhyme spitter. But, it has become kind of a thing at times in the EIAC, and it has been a lot of fun...until you play a bunch of dilrods who don't get it, and who are too mentally weak to come up with a single creative thought. Then it's just boring! Which is probably what most people say about HereComesTheGloom!!!!

Have someone read Green Eggs and Ham to you, you'll pick it up pretty quick. It sounds like you're just jealous, cuz the EIAC's rhymes are sick!!

You obviously don't know that this is a whole new level of Dogs. Extremely athletic!!!

"Heritage Hills" who is located in the town of Lincoln's boy hood home, who are "Patriots" (which Lincoln was not), play in "The Jungle", have no food to eat, and can't rhyme.

Batesville High School is in Franklin County actually. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Reading through this thread makes me thankful to be from the EIAC and not from some weak ass conference that comes to the Grid to talk about where to eat! If you 'foodies' ever play Flatbill's Timberlakes in Steweytown, I doubt you'll even be able to watch the game! Fried Chicken, Ribeye Sammy's, Goetta, and Mascot BL's is all we need in SE Indiana! Riddlery, riddlery, ree...this sure ain't '23. But the path was bright, and the wind was right, and we still have Triple C! It doesn't matter how we got here though, as lucky as it was. For in our little casket town, this team is all the buzz. I've said I'll never pick against the Dogs and this I never will. Though lying right in front of them is a giant Patriot hill. But even if the Dogs go down in monumental defeat. All the elves in Santy Land still won't have food to eat! EIAC FOREVER, Starving Elves NEVER!!!!

I'll bet Stink wishes he would have had someone who could throw the ball last week! A few of us old Dogs were in the stands wondering why Stinktown wasn't passing when they were down and struggling to run....and then they did. 😳 It all made sense then. I'll bet STC can't help but wonder how different things might have been had a certain Bulldog decided to commute down to the river four years ago. 🤔

Did Triple T just use one of Triple C's own lines on him??? 😆 (Don't over think it, there's only like 3 people in all of Grid land that will get it)

Now that you mention it, I can see why you would think that. But I've never sported a mustache. What are you doing on the Grid anyway? Shouldn't you be preparing for your season opener? Oh, wait.....

The Dogs are, if nothing else, "entertaining"....for some. I've never really been into the whole big time wrestling thing myself, but lots of people enjoy it. Triple C and his protege smilin and profilin!