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  1. No poems, no funny, that’s Tiger ball with 1.6 on the clock. Absolutely hosed.
  2. Our big QB is back Week 6 our offense looked a little wack Can he be our savior? Can we change this behavior? Lots of questions to answer for our Tiger faithful However, winning a sectional has been a Tiger staple Bunches of points, Batesville's defense should get cozy Because it will be the Tigers once again raising a trophy At Connie's, this weekend, Speedhawk will make his home Because for the 3rd time in 7 years, WE WANT DOME
  3. Down the street from "The Pit" the Speed Hawk rises, Seeking Sectional Championship prizes, On this forum I love to boast, but tonight Centerville will be toast, Coach K and Coach Manford will get the offense humming, "We Win, We Win" the band will be drumming To Connie's we shall roam and don't you know it, WE WANT DOME
  4. Below the thunders of the upper deep, Far, far beneath in the Ohio River sea, His ancient, dreamless, uninvaded sleep The Speed Hawk sleepeth: faintest sunlights flee About his shadowy sides; above him swell Huge sponges of football talent take flight; And far away into the stadium light, From many a wondrous grot and secret cell You hear many tiger fan cry, Winnow with giant arms the slumbering green. There hath he lain for ages, and will lie Battening upon Bulldogs and Trojans in his sleep, Until the latter fire (Sorry Greensburg) shall heat the deep; Then once by fans and refs to be seen, In roaring he shall rise and on the surface the clown shall die.
  5. I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in playing school, and I've been involved in numerous home and home series on Pac 12 Schools, and I have over 300 confirmed pass deflections. I am trained in gorilla 3-4 defenses and I was the top Safety in the entire FBS. You are nothing to me but just another Little Sisters of the Poor. I will wipe you out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this field, mark my words. You think you can get away with saying that to me over the Internet? No Chance. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of alumni across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for a sectional loss. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can pass-rush you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just at strong safety. Not only am I extensively trained in Ubran Meyer's playbook. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" triple option opinion was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your own. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price. Tigers by 90.
  6. I’ve never been better. Just reminiscing about my glory days. When I was in high school (3 year starter for our varsity football team) I would get a full-on sprint going and clock the hell outta whoever had the ball. My coaches called me "Speedhawk" as a nickname cause I had such a nose for the football and for those three seasons I was considered the most feared safety in the EIAC. Senior year I led my team to the sectional semifinals only to get screwed over by the refs in the 4th but that's another conversation (DM me if you're interested in hearing about it) So, yeah. I hope yall can understand why I feel like their's such a big disconnect between myself and your typical forum poster. Please tell me I'm not the only one who feels this way lol WE WANT DOME
  7. I saw Centerville’s coach at a grocery store yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly. Tigers by 90 WE WANT DOME
  8. Playoff time baby. Tigers are going all the way this year. Just needed to make it known that: If Coach Knigga has a million number of fans, i am one of them. If Coach Knigga has ten fans i am one of them. If Coach Knigga has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if the world is against Coach Knigga, i am against the world. i love Coach Knigga till my last breath... die hard fan of Coach Knigga #WEWANTDOME #Centervilledoesn’tplayareal3Aschedule #DanHartmanisstatisticallystillbetterthanBrotherton
  9. I just saw Coach Manford at the car wash. I was waiting in line when I noticed he was getting out of his car in front of me. I waved and he winked back, but before I knew it, he was fastening himself with his cleats on into the conveyor system. I rolled down my window and was like "dude that's for cars!" and he said, "don't worry, kid. I'm a professional." A few minutes later, he emerged from the front of the tunnel, hair perfect as can be, and he ran down the asphalt. I heard an attendant yelling that he forgot his car, which was still blasting Bette Midler at full volume, but in the distance, a faint voice called back "I'll get another one. It's Connersville week."
  10. My girlfriend and I broke up because of Coach Knigga. We got in a huge fight over it because I was saying how beautiful Coach is. The fight eventually spilled into other topics and it got really heated. In the heat of the moment I called her a "Connersville Spartans Fan", and it was a wrap. We dated for two years and were thinking about moving in together. At the time I thought she was the love of my life. And it ended over Coach K, And since all of my friends were also her friends, and she was closer friends with them than I was, they took her side. So I lost all my friends too. My best friend called me a few hours after the argument and said he didn't want to hang out with me anymore because it would cause drama. The only person I've talked to in like a week is my Coach K stuffed animal. GO TIGERS
  11. If we are talking about having "no competition in the conference" then we need to get rid of the Timmy Lakes... only thing that makes that trip worth it is the ribeye.
  12. Coach K would easily out-man every coach in the EIAC easily. You think you can just pick up 120's and curl them? Coach K will grab 150's. No other coach is that vascular. No other coach can wear the sweat wicking clothing. Ryan Knigga looks like he should make a living chopping down redwoods and lipping half a can of grizzly, not spending his time wishing for a red rifle like Ralphie. You know who won't have a bonfire mid game?Coach K. Give me 1 coach K over 1000’s Belichick’s. The success factor is scared of one man. And he resides in Stink Town. Geaux Tigas.
  13. Heard a little rumor this morning coming out of Title (Stink) Town. Coach K when asked by the school newspaper to comment on his pregame routines, “Me and Coach Manford start the day with 11 raw ostrich eggs. The ostrich is a living velociraptor, & my body runs better with prehistoric alpha predator protein. That's just science. Then Coach Henry gets me right with a quick workout. All glamor muscles. This isn't for function, this is for intimidation. When my biceps are blazing and my body is hopped up on dino protein, I make all coaches make sweet love to their wives with a photo of the opposing team's coach taped on the bed stand, and Steven Segal movies playing on full blast. My theory behind that is, if I can finish while looking at you, I can beat you. Again, science.” A true hero and motivator in Stink Town.
  14. It’s Fall Music Fest night in the Burg, hopefully the Tigers can wrap up this blowout quick. They hit the Stink Town stage at 10pm.
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