Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...
This is one of the best questions asked
during this off-season.
Let Stink Tell you what he would like to see, not only from the Dirty Burg, but all of the EIAC:
River Rats: More Boom Taco's with a little more spice in their sauce. To go with that, Coach Boom not to wear his fancy "white" jacket that adds 15 lbs. Although, he probably hit the new "planet" here in Stink Town like everyone else and dropped a few this off-season.
BiG ReD & BlAcK: More "Air-Horn", A single line handshake line?? Stink knows two is more and better than one, but come'on man - one line please. Last thing, for someone to get a picture of Coach Stonefields face when New Bll Coach goes Spread and doesn't pound the rock.
Chicken & Jo Joes: New Uniforms are on the way so that is changing. Maybe the one thing they can change is the Deck Height of their lawn mower. Stink swears it has been locked at 23" for over 10 years. Lower to 2" please.
Spartan Town: They need a few changes, but Stink will start with the Goal Post. Stink will bet a 30 Pack of Tiger BL's they have the tallest Goal Post in the Mid-West.
Stewart Town: More than one player to run that motion. Heck last year they had that dude on an oxygen mask. Give that dude a break.
Hondaburg: Easy...Very Easy. More "Air Squats" from the coaching staff. They are a few years behind so we must get a good leg workout in every game this year. Plus please warm-up to some good ol' 80"s
Casket Nation: Would love for them to have team meals at the Hobo Hut or maybe even do a K9 demonstration on that flush turf they have. Or maybe for giggles just one more time, can they miss-line the yard lines?
Stink Town: Got some work to do. Last year, the final Tiger BL count was down. Not much to celebrate. But this year, the Tigers will be back!