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StinkTownClown

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  1. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... Stink is out, but that doesn't mean he won't speak! Interesting games some may think, but Stink thinks there are some no doubters and easy wins coming this week....... It’s the Rainbow Warriors’ Air Raid versus Casket Nation’s Trojan Run Game… and oh boy, the Dawgs are in for a ruff week. Those big Dawgs up front are fierce if you try to pound the rock, but the Rainbow Air Raid? That’s a whole different beast. They’ll be launching golden bombs left and right, raining down over Golden Dome, Pole Cat, and Grandpa Gray Dog like it's a jackpot at the end of the rainbow. With this complex passing game, the Dawgs will be chasing their own tails by halftime. Prediction: Rainbow Warriors take the win, 21-14! BiG ReD & BlAcK vs. the Blue & Gold Hawks... It’s country muscle meets city speed! The Trojans can keep things close—if they can corral all the cheetahs that DC is unleashing on the field. But if those Hawks start stretching their wings, they’ll be flying past Dearborn’s finest faster than you can say “Where’d he go?” Question is, can the Hawks handle the big bad bruisers from the sticks? Stink’s sticking his neck out on this one: Big Bad Boyz grind it out, 21-17 over the high-flying Hawks!
  2. Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2..3... The Dawgs were victorious and that sent Stink to Connies to drink! K9, K9, K9 will pump his chest but we all know he really thinks the '24 class is better than the rest! Golden Dome, Pole Cat, Ocho Cinco, just to name a few are better than any dawg in a long time that have suited up in the Royal Blue! Stink will be BACK - Casket Nation - not so much!
  3. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Cant wait to add a sectional championship #23 picture to the stink tron next week! Stink Town Champs (22) Forever - Casket Nation (-12) Never catching Stink Town
  4. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.. Don't get confused K9 we're talking about two different things!!! Coach seems to be reminding his team who won and broke Stink Towns Sectional winning streak. Although Stink did think K9 would like that pic, as a reminder who the real Dawgs are, and not this class as he so speaks!
  5. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... it is great you have a picture from '23 Back to Stinks point a few post ago K9 just can't let the team from '23 go!
  6. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Lil' Ralphie is saying Bye, Bye, Bye, to Tree City!!!! Lil' Ralphie Bye,Bye
  7. K9, K9, K9, 1.2..3.... You really don't think the Dogs are better you're just tired of hearing how good this years class can be and last years Dogs didn't help the class of 25 WIN one thing! Stinks opinion - Dogs Class of 24 FOREVER - 25 Dogs NEVER!
  8. Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2..3... Some may need an introduction but not Sel Daddy! He has walked the sidelines for over 40 years and did nothing but produce Tiger Greats like Red Rhino, Birdman, Privdogg, just to name a few! He has a list longer than P-Diddy ever thought and to hear those stories and not to get caught! So it is neat to see one of Sel sons, I just hope he knows it is not the only one! Sel Daddy's Running Backs FOREVER - Gray Dog's Hogs NEVER!
  9. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... The last two weeks? Oh, they’ve been a blast, Took down the River Taco Rats, left 'em in the past! Coach Boom's big record? That’ll have to wait, Until he conquers JC and seals his fate! Round 2 is here, and Stink’s on the prowl, Ready to ruffle feathers and give Lil’ Ralphie a growl. Lil’ Ralphie squeaked out a win last week, Must’ve bribed the IHSAA for that lucky streak! But after Friday? Oh, he’ll be dialing up Dad, Begging for a new gig, cause that record's just sad. Going 1-20? Nah, that won’t fly— Unless you’re SD, where coaching careers go to die! Now let’s talk K9 and those fightin’ chickens, Casket Nation’s rested, but they’ll end up in fixins’. Old Gray Dog’s pups may have teeth to bite, But the Wildcats will feast and dance through the night. Jo Joes rollin’ as they take the score, CVS parking lot boogies and chicken galore! Stink Town 56 to 3, And Chicken and Jo Joes? Just wait and see!
  10. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... I think I title this one Stinktown Smacktown StinkTown rolled in with a cloud of flair, To Casket Town where the Bulldogs lair. C3, Beagle, and K9 ran their mouths loud, But StinkTown was ready to humble the crowd. The game was fierce, a gridiron fight, But the Bulldogs crumbled under the lights. Casket Nation watched in pure dismay, As StinkTown put the smackdown on full display. C3’s smack? It fizzled out fast. Beagle’s bark? Just a thing of the past. K9 tried, but couldn’t keep pace, StinkTown danced all over that place! The final whistle, the Bulldogs were done, The Clown and his crew? Oh, they’d won! Casket Nation fell quiet, the air grew still, As StinkTown ran up the score for the thrill. And when the dust settled, it was clear as day, C3, Beagle, and K9 had nothing to say. Banned from the Grid for a week, they must rest, No smack-talking when you’re clearly not the best! Then off to Connie’s, the party was wild, StinkTown and the Clown were living in style! The whole town danced under moonlit skies, With Bulldogs left wondering, "What just passed by?" So heed this warning, Casket Nation beware— Mess with Stink Town? You wouldn’t dare! The Clown and crew will put you down, 'Cause you don’t mess with StinkTown or the Clown!
  11. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... No Parade on Homecoming, that is boring! Guess STC will hit up Tuba's for a pre-game drink! If there are any Bulldogs that want to mate, just find a guy name Stink!
  12. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... There once was a clown named STC, Who danced on the field with pure glee. He faced Casket Nation without hesitation, And sent them packing, oh what a sensation! With Beagle, the honey thief, in tow, He snatched the jar, then let it go slow. "Thanks for the treat!" STC gave a grin, As Beagle looked on, bewildered within. Off to the Hobo Hut, he dashed with K9, Feasting on fries and burgers divine. Laughs echoed, the night was a hit, STC the champ, chomping, not caring a bit. Then came the party, a glorious delight, At Connie's, the ladies danced through the night. STC was the star, with moves oh so slick, The ladies swooned—it was quite the trick! So here's to STC, the clown with finesse, Who beat Casket Nation with style and success. From honey to parties, he’s always on top, STC’s legend, It’ll never stop!
  13. K9, K9, K9 1.2..3... I will remind you, you must have had some Hobo treats! You didn't beat Coach K in any championship, that must have been a dream! The last time Stink and Casket met in a championship it was Stink ending the Dawgs 2 game winning streak! Stink can only hope that the compressor blows, cause you can bet Stink will run through the show! Pohlcat & Golden Dome will be contained, cause the Clown will be bringing some silly games! Hide yo kids, Hide Yo dawgs, Hide Yo Wife, cause Stink Town is about to ruin another Homecoming on Friday Night! Sweet Treat Fried Danish FOREVER - Schmidt Bakery Thing-a-lings NEVER!! Stink Will Be Eating!
  14. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Don't know what this crew was doing maybe getting ready for Friday or applying at Connies! Dance Now!!!!!
  15. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... just left the shop and the Crew was putting the final touches on one of these.....
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