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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... this is not shocking to anyone especially me! One of the best programs in the State you see After year one, Mann it was a disaster, and all should agree.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Gibson rolling to Cascade with a new QB Oh wait - Cascade rolling with a new DC!!! Stinktown put up 33, so I can only imagine what GS points will be! A win is a win and GS does not care, cause the DC will be watching from a chair! Cascade better enjoy it while they can, cause there is nothing left after this year my friend! Cadets got the Tigers, but the Tigers will be back....that is the difference between a program with tradition and one that is WACK!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Congrats to Cascade, they were fun and partied with STC. One question for Cascade and their fans....... Did your DC get booted while shaking hands? Heard some fans talking about it after the game But with Tiger Fire and Tiger BL's, I could have been hearing things......

Cadet, Cadet, Cadet 1.2..3... Where is all the talk about this big game..... Don't worry the Clown will be drinking cold Tiger BL's Mix in a shot of Tiger Fire and the rest is down hill! Cadets, Cadets, Cadets, what do they have? This Clown hasn't had much time as the shop has been slammed! The Pit will be rocking and you can be sure of one thing With an 8:00 Kickoff, the Clown and Crew will definitely be on their "A" game!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Gibson takes this one by 3 TD's! The Creek is much better this year indeed! But Mr. Hart just won't be beat! Gibson survived the Catholic gauntlet the last two weeks The Creek won't be rising and hopefully Gibson will be coming to STC!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... a few things go with "3" kinda like 23! 23 Titles for the Stink Town Ballers you see Just excited to host a home game, it's been a few weeks! The Cascade Cadets come to town on an undefeated streak Really the only thing the Clown wants to know, do you all drink? The Jungle will be rocking and very saucy with an 8 PM kick. We invite all the Lil Cadets to come experience a little STC pre-game mix! Don't know much about the Cadets, but you can bet...... Tiger Fire, North American Tequila, and BL's will be a hit!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... GS will CRUSH MD by at least 3 TD's! MD will be at Mass early Sunday, apologizing for defeat STC will always take the "public" kids over those "private" school freaks! Jesus loves "public" school kids for FREE!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... These will be passed out at the Gate during pre-game Better hurry, they won't last long........ The extras will make their way to Connies Just in case Coach Boom doesn't go home!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... What a way to start Friday morning on Gameday. Coach Boom partying with the Tigers and Baby STC! Not really Coach Mardi Gras, but close enough to be a Coach Boom look alike to me!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... EIAC Football, Week 9, let Stink begin!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Gray Dog is old you see So he could only go 6 weeks, before taking a break from his "Z" The Dog "O" wasn't the problem in the Shipyard 31 points to a team that can't score???? That should lead you to Tuba's to drink yourself under the floor!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 8 is here and the Clown can't wait! So tip your coldies and enjoy the week Stink wonders if Gray Dog is back from the Beach? Here are the games for this week!!!!!! Mardi Gras & The Bead Invaders @ Zimmer Tractors Chicken & Jo Joes @ Casket Nation Flat Bill "ONE HIT" Wonders @ BiG ReD & BlAcK Stinktown @ MethTucky

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... I bet no one had this on their Bingo Card, including Flat Bill the HC! With that being said, give credit where credit is due.... Stinktown will have a bonfire and a few Tiger BL's to celebrate Flat Bill & Crew!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Lame week in the EIAC After last weeks bender STC took this week to recover! Casket Nation @ Flat Bill One Eyed Willy - The lil puppies are a tad beaten up after two weeks of beat downs but they still have enough to take down the Pirates of Hondaburg. Gray Dog & Ketchup will have that Ol' Style Rock'in Rod Trojan Waggle clicking. Mix in a 110 Buck or 116 P and got'ya! Biggest question of the night for the Pirate Fans is who will be the "Pirate Fan of the Night" that will raise the flag?? Here are some suggestions: Barnes Family (owners of Pizza King) or Fry Family (A&W) or WTRE with guest Jason Simpson & Josh Lee. Who knows....but take the Dogs and the points. Casket Nation 35 - 10 MethTucky vs BiG ReD & BlAcK - Running Clock...Lil Donnie sends the Spartans back down the hill early. Spartans are used to road games this year though, so the road trip will not faze them. Badd Boyz too much! Badd Boyz 56-0! Game of the WEEK!!!!! Chicken & Jo Joe's vs Mardi Gras River Rat Bead Ville - The Jo's up the hill and down the hill and back up the hill to take on Big Bead and Lil Card. BAD NEWS ALERT...it is Farmer's Fair week. The cronies have been invading Conwell street for days! The smell of the best carnie food around puts the River Rats and Beads away. The Cats will claw their way to VICTORY. No way the Mardi Gras invaders will pull this one together. Get the grease hot at the Cottage and pack the parking lot. Joes roll! Chicken & Jo Joes 35 - Beads R' US 15 Stinktown @ Zimmer Tractors - just a few real questions. Over / Under of Ribeye Sammy's the staff eats o/u 31.5. Next - Number of Pizza King Pizza Royal Feast ordered at half-time? Maybe Stink can put another 84 pts up by half? Leave no doubt General Pat! Stinktown by as many as they want!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... "WOD" go together like Connies and "G's" Run all the miles you want with Garrett's Crew No way those Dogs can match the damage a "Tree" can do! Tiger BL's and dollar bills flying high tonight Just don't let Gray Dog get under those Connies "Blacklights"........