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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... this is not shocking to anyone especially me! One of the best programs in the State you see After year one, Mann it was a disaster, and all should agree.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Gibson rolling to Cascade with a new QB Oh wait - Cascade rolling with a new DC!!! Stinktown put up 33, so I can only imagine what GS points will be! A win is a win and GS does not care, cause the DC will be watching from a chair! Cascade better enjoy it while they can, cause there is nothing left after this year my friend! Cadets got the Tigers, but the Tigers will be back....that is the difference between a program with tradition and one that is WACK!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Congrats to Cascade, they were fun and partied with STC. One question for Cascade and their fans....... Did your DC get booted while shaking hands? Heard some fans talking about it after the game But with Tiger Fire and Tiger BL's, I could have been hearing things......

Cadet, Cadet, Cadet 1.2..3... Where is all the talk about this big game..... Don't worry the Clown will be drinking cold Tiger BL's Mix in a shot of Tiger Fire and the rest is down hill! Cadets, Cadets, Cadets, what do they have? This Clown hasn't had much time as the shop has been slammed! The Pit will be rocking and you can be sure of one thing With an 8:00 Kickoff, the Clown and Crew will definitely be on their "A" game!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Gibson takes this one by 3 TD's! The Creek is much better this year indeed! But Mr. Hart just won't be beat! Gibson survived the Catholic gauntlet the last two weeks The Creek won't be rising and hopefully Gibson will be coming to STC!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... a few things go with "3" kinda like 23! 23 Titles for the Stink Town Ballers you see Just excited to host a home game, it's been a few weeks! The Cascade Cadets come to town on an undefeated streak Really the only thing the Clown wants to know, do you all drink? The Jungle will be rocking and very saucy with an 8 PM kick. We invite all the Lil Cadets to come experience a little STC pre-game mix! Don't know much about the Cadets, but you can bet...... Tiger Fire, North American Tequila, and BL's will be a hit!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... GS will CRUSH MD by at least 3 TD's! MD will be at Mass early Sunday, apologizing for defeat STC will always take the "public" kids over those "private" school freaks! Jesus loves "public" school kids for FREE!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... These will be passed out at the Gate during pre-game Better hurry, they won't last long........ The extras will make their way to Connies Just in case Coach Boom doesn't go home!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... What a way to start Friday morning on Gameday. Coach Boom partying with the Tigers and Baby STC! Not really Coach Mardi Gras, but close enough to be a Coach Boom look alike to me!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... EIAC Football, Week 9, let Stink begin!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Gray Dog is old you see So he could only go 6 weeks, before taking a break from his "Z" The Dog "O" wasn't the problem in the Shipyard 31 points to a team that can't score???? That should lead you to Tuba's to drink yourself under the floor!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 8 is here and the Clown can't wait! So tip your coldies and enjoy the week Stink wonders if Gray Dog is back from the Beach? Here are the games for this week!!!!!! Mardi Gras & The Bead Invaders @ Zimmer Tractors Chicken & Jo Joes @ Casket Nation Flat Bill "ONE HIT" Wonders @ BiG ReD & BlAcK Stinktown @ MethTucky

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... I bet no one had this on their Bingo Card, including Flat Bill the HC! With that being said, give credit where credit is due.... Stinktown will have a bonfire and a few Tiger BL's to celebrate Flat Bill & Crew!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Lame week in the EIAC After last weeks bender STC took this week to recover! Casket Nation @ Flat Bill One Eyed Willy - The lil puppies are a tad beaten up after two weeks of beat downs but they still have enough to take down the Pirates of Hondaburg. Gray Dog & Ketchup will have that Ol' Style Rock'in Rod Trojan Waggle clicking. Mix in a 110 Buck or 116 P and got'ya! Biggest question of the night for the Pirate Fans is who will be the "Pirate Fan of the Night" that will raise the flag?? Here are some suggestions: Barnes Family (owners of Pizza King) or Fry Family (A&W) or WTRE with guest Jason Simpson & Josh Lee. Who knows....but take the Dogs and the points. Casket Nation 35 - 10 MethTucky vs BiG ReD & BlAcK - Running Clock...Lil Donnie sends the Spartans back down the hill early. Spartans are used to road games this year though, so the road trip will not faze them. Badd Boyz too much! Badd Boyz 56-0! Game of the WEEK!!!!! Chicken & Jo Joe's vs Mardi Gras River Rat Bead Ville - The Jo's up the hill and down the hill and back up the hill to take on Big Bead and Lil Card. BAD NEWS ALERT...it is Farmer's Fair week. The cronies have been invading Conwell street for days! The smell of the best carnie food around puts the River Rats and Beads away. The Cats will claw their way to VICTORY. No way the Mardi Gras invaders will pull this one together. Get the grease hot at the Cottage and pack the parking lot. Joes roll! Chicken & Jo Joes 35 - Beads R' US 15 Stinktown @ Zimmer Tractors - just a few real questions. Over / Under of Ribeye Sammy's the staff eats o/u 31.5. Next - Number of Pizza King Pizza Royal Feast ordered at half-time? Maybe Stink can put another 84 pts up by half? Leave no doubt General Pat! Stinktown by as many as they want!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... "WOD" go together like Connies and "G's" Run all the miles you want with Garrett's Crew No way those Dogs can match the damage a "Tree" can do! Tiger BL's and dollar bills flying high tonight Just don't let Gray Dog get under those Connies "Blacklights"........

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... Like K9, Stink has been hitting refresh only to see nothing! However, Friday is here and our Grid faithful got it up and running Time for Stink to give his picks, then we'll start chugging! BiG rEd & BlAcK vs Walking Taco's & Dirty Beads: This will be the last year these two powerhouse programs tangle. Even Ol' man Rockin Rod couldn't talk his little lad into playing the Bad Boyzz anymore. With that in mind, Stink looks for Lil Stoney Disciple to put as many as they can on the River Rats. Beads will be worn out tonight......Stink will pull the plug and go with a final of Trojans 49 - Non Covered Trojan Beads 0 Jo Joes vs Flat Bill Calico Jacks: Jo Joes get greasy tonight. Flat Bill will not put one in the left column this year, building year according to many. Maybe the next call into the office will be a pink slip to a better opportunity. Flat Bill has some one hit wonders left in him, just don't know if he can drop many of those in Pirate Land. Fire up the fryers at Cottage Land. Jo Joes 35 - Flat Bills 0 The other two.....Stink is not wasting time on those. Short and sweet. Indy Boys of Methtucky 45-12 & King Dough Pizza over Ribeye Delights 56-21 Now for the game of the week - when isn't Stink Town the game of the week is a better question.....at least on this page! Stink Town vs Gray Dawg/Ketchup/Casket Nation/C3/K9/BDawgs1/ whoever else they might need.......Most on this thread know, but are scared to say, the Dogs of Batesville aren't walking those halls anymore as they have gone away. No more dogs, only pups left in the shed.....and the motto of we reload, not rebuild can't be said. Unlike Stink Town, the brand is the brand and Batesville only wishes it had a tradition like Stink Town to discuss with their fans. Anyway, the past is the past and the dogs have busted the Tigers a few times in the past, but Stink don't see that happening tonight in Tiger Land. Gray Dog will be puckered like a tight Mt. Dew Can & Coach U may be spinning wishing C3 was holding his hand. Lap Dances, Craps, Blackjack all come into play, just can't wait to hear Uptown Funk and watch those lights flash all night until those dogs wander away. Stink Town 49-7.

Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2..3.... The Crew is lit and I can hardly see! Connies is poppin and will be open till 3.....and Stink took care of FC! First stop the IceHouse to see some homies from the 1975 Sate Team. Then off to the greatest show on land, just trust me..... If you haven't been...it will be glitter and milkers for any type of fan. Next week will be fun as always, STC just may roll Z to the Knee before we get started again!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Game day is here and it is HOMECOMING! The tailgate starts now, the clown is ready to get down! Tiger BL's already flowin, at noon dollar bills we be thrown! Prop Bets for tonight's games......... Coach Boom Mardi Gras Beads on the board? - O/U 42.5 Lil' Cardinal - O/U 6.5 TD's (Cheekster set record vs Hondaburg two years ago....) Headsets Thrown - O/U .5 (last week got a good sportsmanship IHSAA report) Coach Boom is a NEW Man! Zimmer Tractor Ribeyes grilled tonight - O/U 69 Bad Boyzz Points laid down in Casket Town? -48.5 STC's Tiger BL's drank + dollars spent on Connies after a HC WIN? O/U 469

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... A Beagle in the gym, what a site to see! Exercise today; somehow, someway with Beagle on staff, STC will cheer for them besides a few games! The Union & Connies FOREVER - Beagle can knock'em back in both cause he's a LEGEND!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... No way the Dog Pound can hold EC to 14...... Maybe with the Ol' DC pulling the Strings But with Coach U in charge, it might get to 44 C's!!!!!

BDawgs, BDawgs, Dawgs 1.2..or 11 to be exact...... Since you want to talk about the PAST, here are some FACTS..... 22 Sectional Championships just to name a few........ 6 Regional Championships to your....well not "2" 3 Semi-State Titles to a, well BIG ZERO State Runner-Up, here are the years for you 1976, 1985, 2016, 2022 1975 & 1978, put a ring on it - which the Dawgs never do! Speaking on ending season, the Dawgs have wasted a few.... At least the Tigers have never lost a sectional with MLB dudes!

BDawgs, BDawgs, Dawgs 1.2.3... Let Stink Remind you.......Tigers have won six out of the last nine you see also have played for two Rings during that time, while Casket Town was practicing basketball most of those times. So your bark is loud, but your bite is not vicious....Can't wait until next week, for your visit! Keep the car on the tracks if you can.....Stink thought they only drove on Golf Courses in Pirate Land.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Oh how I have missed the EIAC! Weekly post and Tiger BL's It's finally time for Stink to break it down! BiG rEd & BlAcK @ Casket Town: The Trojans seem to have some issues that will not fair well down the stretch. Their defense has holes to the right and left. The Gray Dawgs won't be able to expose - cause Ol' Timmy B will have flashbacks of Rockin' Rod and that will cause the Dawgs to be sent back home. Trojans do what they want in the Dawg Pound, Stink has even heard they put a new play in called Triple C's or K9 Hound! Trojans 42-7 Two Coaching Legends tangle in Tree City! Coach Boom Mardi Gras & Coach Flat Bill One-Eyed Willy battle on the ship. Speaking of the ship.....Did you know they have a Pirate Fan of the week???? If you're lucky enough to be selected, you get to raise the flag.......Stink would like to nominate long time Coach, Coach Schreiber to raise the Pirate Flag....Unless he is at the Country Club working on some greens. Anywho - No ONE hit wonder magic in Tree City. Coach Boom will look to get another RB in the record books to erase the Cheekster! River Rats & Beads 35-7 *Side Note: First 250 fans get a set of beads and a divot repair tool) ConnerTucky vs Zimmer Tractors: With the departure of Flat Bill to Tree City, things look dismal in Tractorville. However, the Fighting Zimmers were up on the Casket Town last week and showed some fight. ConnerTucky has not played a home game yet this year - amazing how bleachers can take this long to repair. Anyway, ConnerTucky rolls the Tractors through the field. ConnerTucky 28 - 14 Chicken & Jo Joes vs Stink Town: Questions loom on the Chicken & Jo Joes roster this week as the Bad Boyzz beat up the little Cats last Friday. The Cats are greasy and fast, so it may be a challenge for Stink Town if they don't adapt. Stink Town is on a roll on both sides of the ball, hopefully homecoming and Connies don't put the Tigers in a fog. Stinktown finds a way to win, then off to Fall Fest they will go to celebrate with Tiger BL's & shots of gin! Stink Town 35 - 14

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...here is the first, of many!!!! This Friday night, under the stadium lights Stink Town and the Mardi Gras River Rats take flight. Tiger BL’s will flow ‘til the moon takes a bow, Walking Tacos, ears, stack ‘em up now. But the sweetest dessert, the one you can’t beat, Isn’t on a plate, it’s a bead-filled treat. Just remember the rules (don’t get too bold), Those shiny little necklaces can’t be sold. And if you spot the clown with his tipsy crew, Best step aside, they’ve had more than a few! So bring your cheers, your appetite, and pride, Friday’s scrimmage is gonna be one wild ride!