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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... COVID is running through the EIAC But it hasn't hit a few teams long road trip for the Crew & STC! Hondaburg @ Baby Falcons (Phalen Academy) - After last week when Stink Town dropped bombs to sink the Pirate Ship, Stink looks for the Pirates to recover & recover in a big way. Phalen an up-start program and 1st year playing a Varsity Schedule will be overwhelmed by the Pirate Flags and the "Air Bone". Look for Hondaburg to put up some impressive stat numbers. This one could be running clock by half-time. Hondaburg 56-7! Stewie Town @ Spartan Kitty Kat - Stink has been on the Spartan train all year. I'm not getting off now. Coach Kitty Kat Jackson will have those Spartans shredding the Lions for a mid-day snack! The Lions had high hopes coming into the season, but man oh man, the defense has been non exist giving up 58 points per game......I think Stink & the crew could play buzzed all game an not give up that many. ..... But hey, the Supt's kids is racking up record breaking numbers in the passing game so Spartan Kitty better not get beat deep. Spartan Kitty 21-14 Chicken & Jo Joes - Too many Chickens caught the VID so they are out for two weeks. Look for the grass to grow another 4 inches this week & the Cottage to run out of Chicken! River Rats & Boom Boy - Well no fireworks this week in Rat City! Was supposed to be the biggest event ever in Ratville but yep, you guessed it....Too many Rats running around in the street eating bat taco meat....COVID 2020 got'em. Don't worry though, that is not going to stop the opening show for the Rat Rink. Boom Boy plans to open the Rat Rink vs wait for it......yep, the Trojans! This should be interesting. Bands, Fireworks, Walking Taco's, Car Country giveaways, Alumni Knight (sp), Pee Wee Knight, Sr. Knight...all the City Rats will be at the Rat Rink to celebrate. Stink looks for the Rats to come back plump and ready. Stink did notice in the local bucky express, Boom Boy had on a "blue jacket"....is this a new trend or what is going on? Casket Nation @ BiG ReD & BlAcK - Stink had the Trojans big last week.....dang those Trojans. Seem like Coach Young Gun Meiners is riding his boy at QB. Good for Coach. He is the answer to lead them to a title. Stink was impressed with him. Ha...NOT SO FAST MY FRIENDS! Stink looks for a change soon. Those Trojans can make a run if they figure that spot out. If not, then who knows. Trojans take care of business this week. Does not matter if Chuchie QB's. The Dawgs will run back to Casket Nation beat up with their tails between their legs. Stink will set the over/under on pass attempts by the Dawgs at 31.5. Trojans win big and rest their troops the second half. Trojans 49-7 Stink Town @ Basketball Titan City - This is an interesting match-up for Stink Town. Stink loves him some trips to Nap Town! That is a 30 Rack of Tiger BL's. Stink still does not know how the crew is getting into this one but they will find away. Stink knows nothing about this place. Good Ol' Jumpin Jimmy before he passed thought taught us the tricks. No info on the Titans. Stink will take Stink Town 28-7 EIAC Football FOREVER - COVID Never!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... I need some more Tiger BL's when guessing my games. Last week was rough, but look for Stink to bounce back cause I've already had a six pack! River Rats & Boom Boy @ Spartan Kitty Kats - Well the Rats & Boom Boy laid an egg at the Dawg Yard last Friday. Gotta give credit to those Dawgs. They had something to prove after the beat down Boom Boy put on them at the Oil Can 35-7 last year. Records were broken that day in Indy, late in the game.....some may have forgotten but those Dawgs were not entertained. Anywho, onto the next one. Stink has no clue what Johnny Harrell is on this week, but there is something strange. Spartan Kitty Kats come in riding a 25 game losing streak. The last time they sang the Spartan fight song was on September 22, 2017! Johnny Harrell thinks that all comes to an end this week. Johnny Boy has the Spartans taking this one......38-17!! Oh Boy....Boom Boy & Homey better get those River Rats on track. A Saturday after-noon game....could be trouble. Stink thinks the Kitty Kats could pull this one out...but 38 points seems a little high.....Stink will go with Kitty Kat Spartans 21-14! Chicken & Jo Joes @ Big ReD & BlAcK - What in the heck happen. The Trojans took down mighty Moe! Moeller is no longer Moeller, but it is Moeller. Great win for the Bad Boyz. I know Stink picked Big Moe to win, but give those Trojans some credit, they got it done! No reason to speak too much on this one. Jo Joes get "fried" by the Trojans. The Trojans have the next 5 weeks off! Trojans roll & Jo Joes leave St. Leon singing, Fry that Chicken, Fry that Chicken. Trojans 49-7 Casket Nation @ Stewie Town - What the heck is going on in Stewie Town? Casket Nation coming in off a big win over the River Rats & Boom Boy take this one easy. K9 & C3 probably leaving at half to get back to town so they can get some Tuba Taco's. Casket Dogs 35-7 Hondaburg @ Stink Town - Well this might just be the best game in the EIAC for week 4. To good football teams who have some talent on both sides of the ball. In the shop today, those boys were hyping Hondaburg's QB and RB. They told Stink they may be the best in the EIAC (all teams). Good thing Coach M got away from the Bone to the Dome system. From the guys in the know, Coach M has that spread bone flying like an Eagle in the clear blue sky. Stink did get back on track finally last week. Yoon's rub must have worked. Stink & Hondaburg always seem to have a good fight. Stink pulls this one out by a Tiger Tail.....StinkTown 28-21

Stinky, Stink, Sink 1.2..3... Heading into week #3, Maybe we can get a game from all of the EIAC teams!!! River Rats & Boom Boy @ Casket Nation - The River Rats continue their "Rats on the Road Tour" and head to Casket Nation to play in the Dawg Pound Yard. Both teams are coming off exciting wins last week where both teams had to come from behind. Stink may have had the River Rats a little overrated but in the end, Boom Boy pulled the right strings and Homey dialed up some good plays to lay down the Cubs. Not a blowout for the River Rats, but hey, they do have the BEST record in Dearborn County! Casket Nation was dead....The Indians had them beat, the bull puppies were laying down, then BAM! Those Bulldogs got a sense of urgency and started rolling. The Tomahawks were flying but they couldn't slice the Dawgs. Good Win and they got the bell back. This game should go to the Rats! The Rats are athletic, big, fast and they still have that Double Wing up their sleeve. You know Boom Boy knows the Double Wing. I am sure ol' K9 or C3 will have a different perspective, but Stink will stay close to home. River Rats 28 - 14 Spartan Kitties @ Hondaburg - Maybe Sparty Nation will get to play this week and not have another COVID cancellation. What the heck they got going on up there. I know Kitty brought in the Kat family, but dang! Anywho, hopefully the ol' Stink Town DC gets to get things underway. Those Kitties are fresh. Hard to go against a new coach at Spartan Nation. Kitty Kat will have those Spartans ready for the "Air Bone"! Maybe this week they get a parade. But heck, maybe not...don't need another outbreak. Spartan Nation 28-21 Stewie Town vs Chicken & Jo Joes - The Lions are coming off a beat down! Jo Joes are coming off a huge win where they scalped some Falcons and took them back to the Cottage. No reason to spend anymore time on this one. Joe Joes 49-14 Public Trojans vs Catholic Crusaders - Back to back Catholic programs for the Public Trojans! Last week the Catholic Trojans not only beat the Public Trojans, but shut them out! When was the last time that happen.......Trojan "O" better get rolling or King 46, Tiny Tom, Carry on Men, & Scout Master will need to start pitching shutouts. Don't look for that to happen this Friday, but here soon, the Trojans will start to light up the scoreboard and the Bad Boy "D' will start pitching shutouts. This week STC will roll with the Catholic Crusaders 21-7 Stink Town vs Wigwam & Teepees - Well the last time the Indians invaded the Pit, 2 years ago, they walked out with a canceled game, but somehow the got the dub! Still leaves a "salty" taste in all of our fans mouth. Last year the Stink Town train rolled up to the Oil Can and put on a display. Don't know what the Indians have this year, but know they just lost their Super Bowl to Casket Nation. The Indians always play hard and are always a tough out. Look for the Tigers to control the clock and run the ball a ton. Last week Stink Town only put it in the air 10 x. Stink Town gets that ground and pound game going, then Yoon's rub starts rubbing.......watch out. Tigers Win - 35-14

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 2 Opinions & they are free! River Rats & Boom Boy @ Cubby Land - Boom boy has those Rats nibbling....Big road win for the River Rats & Boom Boy. Road warriors for the first few weeks. This should not be a contest for the Rats. Boom boy will not even need to break out the Double Wing. Keeping it in his pocket. Boom Boy comes out in his nice WHITE jacket and the Rats smoke the Cubs.....River Rats 49 - Cubs 14 Casket Nation @ Wigwam City - This is an interesting match-up. Rumor was Wigwam City was struggling this year. But after a big road win at Stewie town last week, the Clown is thinking on this one. STC is going to stay loyal. EIAC it is. Casket Nation will take care of business and win 28-21. Stewart Town @ Christian Warriors - One may wonder how you go against the Christian Warriors.......but STC is! Stewie will take care of the ball and put points on the board. That jet motion sweep and the deep ball will have the Warriors praying for it to stop. Stewie Town 35-7! Hondaburg vs Green Tigers - Hondaburg comes back to reality after cooking up the Bears! Those Green Tigers are no joke! Green Tigers 28-14 Little Sparty Kats @ Chicken & Jo Joes - This matchup is very interesting to Stink. Both teams coming off an bye week and extra time to prepare. Coach Kitty Jackson 5 may have those Sparty Kats ready to go. Even more interesting now is the fact that the ol' coach of C'Ville has taken his kid to Jo Joe town to QB the Cats. Coach Kitty will get the Spartans rolling but I don't think it is this week! Look for a much improved team, but those Jo Joes will be to fast and greasy for those Sparty Kats. Jo Joes 28-14 Public Trojans @ Catholic Trojans - Stink will take the Trojans...The public Trojans have too many questions to answer going into week 2 to pull off the upset of the Catholic Trojans. Public Trojans "D" is stout but look for the Catholic Trojans hogs to control the line of scrimmage. Public Trojans backers are as good as anyone in the state. So it could be interesting. Stink wonders who will be leading the Public Trojan Train at QB. Trojans have a youngster in the program who is good. Also the Trojan Package (wildcat) is deadly. Stink always takes the Public Schools....but in this case, it is hard to go against the Purple Trojans. Purple Trojans 21 - 14 Stink Town vs Hootie The Owls - Stink Town better fix those turnover issues this week. Put up a good fight against the Public Trojans last week, but just not good enough. The Mount Healthy Owls are a new addition to the schedule this year. Stink has no clue about this team. They seem to be a good opponent out of Ohio. The word is they are fast, athletic and run some option. I did see some of the Clown's crew downtown last night rounding up some local cats. Better practice tackling in space or it could be a long night. The Tiger Train gets back on track this week. Stink Town 35-13.

Ribbed85, 85, 85 1.2.3..... You must have had too many Tiger BL's and could not see! EC did not have 2 TD's called back in the first half! #fakenews they had 1! EC did have one called back in the 3rd...but so did the Tigers! You forgot to mention that.... 4th Quarter subs??? When did this happen??? Subs in the 4th quarter....#fakenews again. If your starting QB is now a sub after that dismal performance then okay...But that big Mountain man #77 and the OL was still rolling! You are wrong again. That Stink Town kid who got ran over...Ha, Coach K will give him some "Furn Juice" and he will be okay. Your 3 post and evaluation of a game does not carry much weight. Clown will spit the truth! Scoreboard is the only thing that matters. Even when we tally Tiger BL's the most cans win....But as far as stats go....tell me which ones did EC beat the Tigers in....Stink will help you. Scoreboard & Turnovers. End of the day, it was not a Whipping. but then again, things always seem to be a little different when you talk to the Bad Boyz on the hill. Good Luck with the rest of the season!

Lysander, Lysander, Lysander 1.2.3. Where did you get your info on the "whipping" by EC? The Crew and I were at the game, a little buzzed, no I am not ashamed. The score at the half was 7 to 7 & Stink Town held EC to 60 yards in the first half. The third quarter saw a few things go against the Tigers (pick 6, TD taken off the board, trick play for 6 on an athletic play by EC's WR) The Trojans won the game and the score may show a "whipping" but the game was far from that even with blurred vision.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Yes I have and the book is also about STC!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Where have all those people gone in the EIAC? Disappointing we used to run the grid.... Funny how all those posters went and hid!

74, 74, 74, 1.2.3 Would love to visit GS and get out of Stink City! We got Connies, Hollywood & Seagrams Gin.... My crew got their cups and would need to chip in. (gas money) Stink Town is not pretty and everything we do is a sin. But we would love some Southern hospitality from our GS & Patriot friends.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Went a few rounds with Tango years ago, it was fun indeed Boys from GS would be fun to entertain, but I have a feeling their game is not as tight as they claim!!! The Tigers are open so come on down, we got Connies and Tiger BL's ready to pass around.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Better get going this week cause who knows, there might not be a 2 or 3.... What an exciting day it was in Stink Town Monday With a police chase ending in by the "Pit" from someone shoplifting. Stink Town PD had those stop sticks ready & when the car hit those, it was getting crazy! So now onto the talk all have been waiting for.....here is how STC sees Week #1 going down...... Hondaburg @ Bad New Bears - Hondaburg travels to Care Bear land and destroys the Bears. Something to keep in mind though....The Bears scored 3 times last year. One of those against Hondaburg. Stink likes Hondaburg 49 - 7 Spartan Town vs Devil City - Former Stink Town DC takes over at Spartan Town. Get the fire trucks, ice cream trucks, taco trucks all ready! Coach Little Kitty Cat comes in with a BANG! Spartans in a close one. Kitty goes for 2 to win. 22-21! Stewart Town vs Wigwam Nation - Those Lions are hungry! Stewie Town gets one in the win column early this year. Stewie 35 - 14 Casket Nation vs The Creek Is Rising - IC is on the rise. Water is high and those Dawgs will need to be doggie paddling as fast as they can! Stink likes Casket Nation in this one....28-21! Bring some floaties just incase. Chicken & Jo Joes vs ???? The Jo Joes have some extra time to tame those chickens for the big match up next week. Jo Joes win the week this week! River Rat & Boom Boy @ Tyson not my daddy Moore - Boom Boy and the Rats will have their hands full in this one. Scheduled as a home game for the Rat Crew but a healthy $500,000 donation put field turf in motion. So the Boom Rat boys will head to Owl town. Will be an interesting game. Stink is giving the edge to the River Rats & Boom Boy. If needed Boom Boy will go to his bag of tricks and pull out the Double Wing vs the Single Wing Master. Stink knows.....2 is better than one. Rats 35 - 28! Stink Town @ BiG ReD & BlAcK - one of the more intriguing match up's to kick off the COIVID Era of 2020!!! The Trojans beat Stink Town last year and won 11 in the row before falling to the the Legend Mike Gillin. Stink Town on the other hand brought home some hardware winning their 19th Sectional Championship. This game has the making of a good game. STC had to narrow his ticket list down. Some of the crew will be staying home, but look for a special Chuchie appearance. You know STC is a die hard Tigers man. STC will have the Tiger BL's flowing and after a big dub.....he will be at Connie's and it won't be closing. Stink Town 28 - 21!

Stinky, Stink Stink 1.2.3. Can not tell you how excited I am to be back typing on the griddy, grid, gridie! Don't ask, let STC tell.....Chuchie...survived COVID and is doing well! More to come after I get my news...just need to pop some Tiger BL's to get back in the groove!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Danville without Woody, Wood, Woods, how many did leave? The last time Stink Town was there in 16' we burnt down the Teepee and had a party on the big logo "D"!!! Give credit where credit is due, Danville has been knocking on the door, they just can't break through.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Smack talk about GS 2020 I did not see? Facts on GS with their high profile QB indeed. I must have been getting a lap dance when I hit the number 30, apologize, STC loves those "G's" Mason Parris High that is a good one and nice try, but the Tigers have won a Sectional since Mr. Parris said "good bye"! A Regional debut by Brady "U" would be good, maybe those scouts would leave saying "who is Yoon?" Don't take the Clown the wrong way.....Brady "U" is legit and he can play, maybe make green someday. The South is packed with good teams, upsets will happen we shall see. Stink will agree.....GS could be the team to beat, I just know my homeboys HCTB & Coach Butter @ SR will take a swing.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3..... Here we go again hyping EC! Last two years have been disappointing EC folks will not tolerate "3"!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Glad to be back as COVID almost took STC & Chuchie!! Great to see my boy HCTB from HH lighting up the Grid You all know we'll get this thread jumping even during COVID! The teams in the South on paper will be strong indeed. Spin City, Dairy Cottage & Hondaburg to name a few and don't count out the Casket Dogs in Blue! Sectional 30 will come down to 2 teams, HH & Brady "U"! Maybe HCTB can speak on this, but don't forget stats tell the TRUTH....Brady "U" in sectionals is 0-2! Stink Town will have a strong team. They return 8 guys on both sides of the ball. Staying healthy for any team in 3A will be key....but if not, Coach K will just have them hit up Yoon's Rub & Dub to get them fixed & clean. Should be some great football in the Southern part of the state. STC is excited as he will have a new Tiger Mask to wear for the games! Football games with Mask NEVER - Tiger Blood Stronger than COVID FOREVER!!!

Stinky, Stinky, Stink 1.2.3. Spartan Town has some fresh meat! Coach Jackson STC will say congrats but just know....week 8 the Tigers will want to kick your....... Tigers FOREVER-Spartans NEVER!!!!

YMCA, YMCA, YMCA 1.2.3. no attack on Allen he is a dude and deserving! He has offers and will have a nice career All Stink is saying, when looking at some stats there are some others out there!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Allen on the 3A Jr. All-State Team over the Dirty Burg's QB! Allen is a Slinger & 6'5" Yoon is 6' and he can run, pass & fly! Nothing against that Allen boy, he is good, but if you want a true dude in Indiana look at Mr. Yoon!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... The Pats will be the Public School State Champs this Friday! Nothing wrong with that Pat's we were the same in 2016!

Stink Town 2016! Sectional: Indy Manual Indian Creek Greensburg Woddy's Warriors (Regional) Spin City (Semi-State) Ft. Wayne Concordia (State)

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. If not for the "success factor" and some "crazy realigning" neither of these teams would be playing this week! Thanks IHSAA & Blue Tigers! These two squads owe you a Tiger BL!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. It won't be a shootout as some think! If Danville stops the run, they still get 2, 3, 4 yards then repeat! The clock will tick & the Warriors will panic, in the end they taste defeat!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Here is a number for you sit on and think...... Stink & Crew DRANK more Tiger BL's than the Pats had on their Roster to compete!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. video evidence would disagree. Let Stink remind you, it was 7-0 through 3!