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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. I just saw this news flash across my screen..... This Friday, Casket Nation is hosting a parking lot Party? Bulldog BL's & Tuba Taco's for all attending!

Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2.3. only one more day to Halloween..... Tiger BL's are what STC will be dishing out unless you are a Pirate, then get the heck out! Few Things STC has been thinking about......... Hondaburg has a big line, the QB is legit. Heck he is a one man show. Hondaburg has some of the best receivers in the league besides those in the Burg. How does Casket Nation stop that show? The Pirate Spread is good!!! Maybe the same can be said for the Bulldawg Spread. Heck Casketnation put the most points up on Stink Town this year? What da heck! Plus those Dawgs will be running around on their plush grass.....this could get interesting. STC is still on the Pirate Spread! All is calm up the hill, Trojans just rolling another week. Crazy how 4A, which used to be one of the hardest classes to win has just fallen apart. Not saying the Trojans aren't good. Just that everyone else is just that bad. Maybe a cakewalk to LOS for the Trojans. Can we get some Victory Tour Shirts made yet??? Nevermind.... Stink Town, heck they had more stray cats & dogs down there on the turf yesterday. This back must be fast and a dancing machine. Stink Town survives another week.....35-14! All quiet in Boom City...Where are the River Rats??? This time last year we were talking Double Wing for SD & EC....man what a week. Just would like some more interaction with those guys. Maybe some of them can give us some insight to what is going on with KFI???

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. I know it's Halloween I sure do love seeing a Bulldog dressed like a Pirate at Sea.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Round 2 of the Sectionals could be exciting! K9 - Those Casket Dawgs have won 2 in a row and have put up over 40 each game. You may be onto something??? That last game between Casket & Hondaburg was a close one. Stink had Chicken & Jo Joes coming out of the bottom, but man did those Pirates play well. Stink thinks looking at this match-up the size of that Hondaburg line will be too much for the smaller pups. Questions about this game would be....Can the Dawgs stop the Bone Spread? Can the Dawg Spread score on the Bone "D"? Just another quick question....is there any question who the most athletic player in the EIAC is? Did you all see that #5 for Trojanville do a running backflip while Coach Wonderboy was doing an interview? All Coach could do is smile. Interesting fact....saw Stink Town on the turf yesterday and they were chasing local stray cats.....Asked Coach, what the heck is this about, coach replied, pulling out all the stops to get ready for that running back the Land of the New has. I guess he is good? Last Question??? Can anyone tell me how you can tell it is Halloween week?

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Half of the teams are gone but we still got some standing! Round 2 is a very interesting round indeed Tiger Fans are glad they are not seeing a guy named Reed! BiG ReD & BlAcK @ WoodShed - The mighty Trojans will take the Woodmen to the Woodshed! I know people will say, "the Woodmen play a tough schedule", well that is not going to matter this Friday! The Trojans roll to Greenwood, swing some haymakers & have a running clock. Trojans 49 - Woodmen 14 (late vs JV) Hondaburg @ Casket Nation - What a match-up this will be! You have the Honda spread vs the Casket Spread. What used to be one of the quickest games in the state (Bone + Spinner) will now be one of the longest. The Clown likes what the Honda Spread has to offer. With that being said, that Casket Spread went up and down the turf here in Stink Town. The last time these two met, it was a close one. The K9 line better block and that C3 defense better be on it's game. The Honda spread looks to be rolling now. For that reason only....Stink is on the Honda Spread. Hondaburg 35 - Casket Nation 28 Land of the New (Pirates) @ Stink Town - What a showdown this will be! Those Pirates shocked all of Indiana who had faith in the Spinner "O" and good Ol' Reed. NOt SO FAST said the Clown last week who picked the Pirates to WIN! The boyz and I were glued to the TV in the Jungle as those Tigers didn't kick till 8. Looked to Stink, now I was 14 deep, but that spinner just didn't look like it was spinning as fast in the past. Could be only 14 Tiger BL's to 25 Tiger BL's the last time I saw Spin City. Those Pirates looked good from what I was able to see. Should be a good one here in the Pit. Prediction later this week!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3..... Still one of the best games the crew got to see....

Stink Town = Lawrenceburg - A mixture of Seagrams, Concept, Sewer plant....Lovely.... Spin City = Brownstown - They run a version of the spin offense Casket Nation = Batesville - Batesville Casket Company Hondaburg = Greensburg - Honda Plant Chicken Jo Joes = Franklin County - They have cement chicken all through town, plus the Cottage has great chicken and Jo Joes (potatoes) Days of the New = Charlestown - Rock Band from that city.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Your better in the polls cause you start high every year and your conference is weak (in the eyes of most) and you WIN...so as all the other school that are ranked, get beat...Spin City moves on up. Same story every year. Plus Coach Spin has been around forever so all the guys like him. They do WIN. Not going to argue that. But kinda like most nights for the clown.....most are better on the dance floor, but the Clown is better in....All he just got SACKED!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Sectional 31 is no joke especially if the crew must travel to Spin City. Clowns Breakdown goes like this: Spin City vs Days of The New Pirates - Some may be automatically be looking past this game....but no so fast my friends! The Hawk mobile will have those pirates ready and they will definitely have the best player on the bermuda. This was a close match-up in week #2, plus from what I head, the "dude" from C-Town got hurt. So don't lay all the "chips" on the table just yet npatman (I know you said assuming)......Stink will go out on a limb on this one. My only reasoning is The Crew really can't afford a trip to Spin City again. Last time got picked up in Seymour after that major comeback win in 2005.....WE WERE LIT!!!!! Before moving on here is a fun fact. Since 1994 Reed May has faced Stink Town 7 times. Record......2-5 (Stink Town may be the only ones to hold an advantage like that over the Spin City Legend.) Here it is...Final Prediction...... Days of the New Pirates 21 - Spin City 13 Other Games: Stink Town -35 Casket Nation -10 Jo Joe's - 6.5

Welcome Back "Z" time to get us back up and running!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3 Chuchies don't deal with checks only straight cash homie..... Very disappointed we have not heard from "Z" he must be busy planning for the Dragons of Silver Creek.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Regular Season has come to an end after this week there are no guarantees. Chicken & Jo Joes @ Hondaburg - This looks to be an interesting match-up......The Jo Joes were on a role there until meeting the Green Slime last week. Now the Green Slime is impressive, should have beaten EC if the officials don't jack that up, but anywho.....Jo Joes have that #24 that is legit. He will run Jo-Jo Right and left, and he is faster than a chicken running with his head cut off. The passing game will need to get going for Hondaburg to have a chance. Hondaburg will also need to find a way to stop that fast Jo Jo. Final Prediction - Jo Joes 35 - Hondaburg 28 (Jo Joes score late to seal the deal) Casket Nation @ Stewart Town - Before dismantling a Connersville team (which 9 teams have done) the Dawgs last win was....Yep you guessed it....Stewy Town. The Clown does think the first game was a joke, the Dawgs should have won by 4 TD, went into the Dawg house late to take a nap, and give credit to the Lions, they fought back. The Clown thinks that "Air Dawg" attack will help the Dawgs take down the Lions who have only one win on the year. Final Prediction - 35 - 13 Fuzzy's Golf Club @ BiG ReD & BlAcK - The Dragons will roll into Trojan land and have a long bus ride home. A few years ago, the Dragons were talking all this smack cause they had only lost 2x and rolled into Trojan land and got shout out. The Clown looks for the same type of game. Trojans are rolling. There is only one chance at a hick-up in the side of the bracket and that in the Regional. If not, take the Trojans playing Thanksgiving weekend. Coach Kirch along with all his masterminds on defense, EC & Tiger Legends have been OUTSTANDING! The Trojans have also found a little offense the past few weeks. Will be a long ride back to Fuzzy's golf club.......Final Prediction - Trojans 35-0 Mt. Vernon @ Spartan Nation - Marauder Fans - stay home. Will be running clock after half and a dismal atmosphere, plus there is nothing in Spartan Town. Nothing to discuss. Spartans go 0-10 & the Marauders move on. Final Prediction - MV - 49 - Spartans 6 GIllians Pioneers vs Boom Boyz / River Rats / KFI - Well, well, well so much to say about this one. KFI has lost 3 out of it's last 4 and seem to spiraling downward. Not as much hype and fireworks after this week. Guess my Little Tigers made them feel sad. There were some mad Rats on that side Friday night. Stink did notice one thing....they had a big ol' TV on that sideline, no clue what for, must have been rewatching the Tigers Highlights. Heck it was the same show for the first 7 possessions.... Stink has never witnessed a show like that besides at Connies.....Stink Town went 7 for 7 on their first 7 drives. 7 TD's and over 400 yards.....We were slammin Tiger BL's in the Jungle. we could keep up...You know, we play a little Tiger Pong in the Jungle.....Anyway, anyway...sorry to get off track. Two of Stink's favorite coaches coaching in this game.....Good Ol' boy Gillian who is a treat and of course Coach Boom. Two of the best in what they do. Gillian who will sling the rock and Coach Boom in the Double Wing. The Pioneers at one time were ranked up there...very high...The Rats are all shaken up after last week and to Stink, it does not look much better. Mooresville made a deep run last run and they definitely run past KFI in this one. Final Prediction - Gilly & the Boys 28 - KFI 14 Goat Milk @ Stink Town - Stink Town was on Fire last week. Man, cost me a fortune after the game between the Tavern (Fireball Friday) and Connies. It was a late night....Don't know much about Scottsburg besides they have a Goat Milk farm and a hall-of-fame coach named Cheatham who has like a Million wins in ladies basketball. With that being said, Stink believes this is like the 4th or 3rd year the Warriors have been in the tournament......Stink don't know much, will find out more later this week from the boys in the shop. But those Tigers looked really good last Friday. Final Prediction - Stink Town 35 - Goat Milk 13 Also on a side note..... Connie's Cabin, Cabin, Cabin 1.2.3. Where the Clown and Crew go to fulfill their dreams, look at her house so nice and sweet....

Stinky, Stink, Stinik, 1.2.3 Last Friday was full of TD's! Looks like Dawgie will be donating and we can finally stop saying......#freeZ!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Coach Boom in the woods training for the Army As you can see after this dismal display Coach Boom couldn't walk for days! STC hopes Coach Boom is doing well if not he can get a lap dance at Connies and that hopefully will make him well. Stink Town Jumpin FOREVER - Coach Boom NEVER 20191018_174036_(1).mp4

Dawgie, Dawgie, Dawg 1.2.3. Drones in the Pit watching me DRINK! The Jungle will be lit with many Tiger Fans hopefully the Drone doesn't catch me with a TIger BL in my hand! We will stack those Tiger BL's as high as we can Dawgie, if you want to come help, we also allow Bulldogs in!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. got this picture from a teacher telling me Baby Stink was being good while they were reading.... I knew it was too good to get just that, then the teacher followed up with a story during Math........ Baby Stink what do you have planned Friday Night, Baby Stink replies, "drinking Tiger BL's, after we beat the Knights".........

Buck, Buck, Buck 1.2.3. Still alive that is good to see Be careful as the "rut" come in Don't listen to Gronk or you'll end up dead!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 79,79,79 asking for a friend has anyone seen Kiss, Kiss, Kiss7979?

Rat, Rat, Rat 1.2.3 The Clown loves how you rhyme , everyone wants to be like STC. Ready for a SMOKE show we will be, you must be referring to the after party at Connies. At the end of the day we are the Dirty Burg, Whiskey City or even Stink Town But when the Rats roll in looking like this, the Clown knows they can't get down!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. two things coming from STC.... There is a chance Coach K could end up at SD but not in white, as he knows he is not skinny! Rule #1 of being a Big Man - NO WHITE! Coach Boom should take note!

Boogie, Boogie, Boogie 1.2.3. STC is mad cause Homey didn't invite me! Game Planning on Saturday at Boogie Nights You just know Homey & Coach Boom got it right!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. What is the criteria for being the Beacon Primetime Player of the week? Must not be competing the the previous week???? All jokes aside, it was 11:25 I heard a voice and the Clown just knew, why is Coach Boom on the news? Handing an award out from Channel 5, Feed the BEAST, Coach Boom said all night! Congrats from the Clown to #5, Your Boom Tacos have been shipped from Amazon Prime! *Serious Question - Will Coach Boom be in his traditional "White Pull-Over"??? Saw on ESPN ticker the Tigers are having a "Whiteout"????? This could get interesting!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 8,9,10 I've been there before so I understand. I couldn't get her out of Boogie So I went to my last resort.....Connies!

Sal, Sal, Sal 1.2.3 funny how a hick from Trojanville knows about the Spiny, Spin, Spin from Spin City.

Beagle, Beagle, Beagle 1.2.3. your club is undefeated, STC agrees STC has a pup as well, but I bet The Beagle from Jac, can't pull this tail!!!