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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. the crew has been getting those gators ready! That gator is mighty full looks like he just ate a "Bulldog"........

Apple Fest, Apple Fest, Apple Fest 1.2.3. now the Clown knows why C3 & K9 have been keeping the peace or...wait.... It could be cause the are just 2-3?????

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Do any of you listen to Crunch Time on Monday on Eagle 99.3? STC listened in the shop today and it was awesome! With that being said, STC only took a way a few things. Coach Boom has a new favorite broadcaster from the Eagle: AND ---- Coach Homey only putting one kind of SYRUP on his pancakes! And they got 11 DAWGS on Defense......

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. We're not wasting money on a down marker that is LED! We spend our money taking our staff to Connies! Diet Choche we got on hand, if Big Stoney ever wants to come back to Tiger Land we'd welcome him with open hands (and a gift card in one of them)

Z, Z, Z 1.2.3. Stink Town beat a team from Kentucky! 40-0 was the score, but it was 30 early and they could have scored more.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3 just posting this so EC can SEE what is coming to Trojan Land this week.... I do just have one question left to ask, what will the video look like when those River Rats get smacked.

Trojan place, Trojan place, Trojan place 1.2.3. the Clown is crazy, but that question is a good one I agree..... If they did carry over you would bet, they would last longer than any situation your Trojan Admin has ever dealt with! Extra chances, I think you would agree, I don't think you want to talk about suspensions, as I am sure EC would lead the EIAC! #BadBoyz

TF, TF, TF 1.2.3. Here Comes Coach Boom leading the Team Boom Taco's for all @ EC When the River Rats defeat the big ol' bad EC!

If "Z" actually came to a Varsity game since 1987 or maybe besides Freshman games on Thursday nights, he would see the fans in Stink Town. Plus come on "Z" you know the Stink Town Crew multiplies every week. The Clown goes out to Connies, talks to the locals about the Grid, and then BOOM, not Coach Boom, but Boom....Here they come.

Buck, Buck, Buck 1.2.3. It made my day to still know you are living and escaping!

Phat, Phat, Phat, Rata tap, tap 1.2.3 Love your name and let STC welcome thee. Your prediction is way off and even after 8 Tiger BL's this morning I can see you want those River Rats to win but it wont be 49-17!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Just so all those River Rats know if you win and storm the field, this will be the AD..........

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. What Boom Boy will look like leading his River Rats into EC

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3...... Can anyone tell me the only team to score double digits against EC? Yep that is right, the Tigers got 12 that night STC thinks that's 12 more than KFI gets this Friday night.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Gonna be a busy week for the Crew & me! Fall Fest starts this Thursday night You already know the Crew & I will be drinking Tiger Light's! Connies will be on the list as well. & it will be a long ride home for C3 & K9 as they get out town.

KKKKKK 9, KKKKK 9, K 99999999 1.2.3....... The Clown knows you really believe..... but watching you at the Oil Can get destroyed by SD you must be hitting too many of those Bulldog drinks.

Lip, LIp, LIp 1.2.3. Please confirm you may have been in the burg Saturday?????

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 6 is here and once again so is the EIAC predictions from Stinky! BiG ReD & BlAcK vs Boom Boyz / River Rats / KFI: Already spoke on this! Take the Rats to Cover, but the Trojanville to WIN! K9, TOP will be owed by the River Rats as those Trojans will score about every 3 plays. So Stink sees TOP going to the Knights. But as my favorite college coach on the scene now, Mike Leach says, "the best time of possession is a touchdown"...... Trojans will bust the Rats and leave a bad taste as they leave St. Leon. Spartan Nation vs Panterville - Stink is taking the Panthers. Only reason why??? They have WON 2 more than Sparty! JC 35 - Sparty 21 Lions vs Bullpups - The Lions coming off a huge victory last week over Sparty. But dont party too long. The Bulldawgs take this one. Bulldawgs 28 - Lions 21 Chicken & Jo Joes vs Hondaburg - Hondaburg has been putting up some points. Stink looks for Hondaburg to pick up a big road win. Hondaburg 28 - Jo Joes 14 Stink Town vs Casket Nation - Casket Nation is not in the ground yet boyz. Casket Nation according to some of the boys in the shop can do somethings. They don't quite have the Jet down yet like Stink Town, but they have some weapons. Coach U has that spread working wonders. You always know when these two get together its going to be a fight. A fight on the field and some dancers at night. Tigers 28 - Caskets 10

TF, TF, TF 1.2.3. Iron Man is a Classic and Stink agrees......

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. The Clown is here to break down the people who will play a role in this big game going on at EC. Head Coaches: Coach Wonder Boy as some call him comes into this contest with a 5-0 record in his first season and has those Trojans busting the polls at the top. Coach Boom Boy comes in with overall impressive record of 18-29 in 5 years. Side note, it took Coach Boom 3 years to get 5 wins. So putting that in perspective, Coach Boom is on Fire the past two seasons. Things to take into consideration: Weight - Advantage Boom Boy. Gameday Look - Advantage Boom Boy, I mean look at that dude - nice & white sparkling jacket, visor, Boom has it all. Double Wing Expert- Coach Boom Boy (credit KFI) Whistle Bite - Coach Wonder Boy look at the grip. Making Signs with proper spelling - Advantage Coach Wonder Boy - he is an English Teacher and all of us have read that sign plus those River Rats have their own twang. With all this being said, Stink must go with Coach Wonder Boy. Final Decision: This was a hard decision for Stink. Boom Boy and the Clown have strong ties. Chuchie, Jumpin Jimmy, Big Buck, all wanted the Clown to go with Boom Boy, but Stink just has this feeling Wonder Boy is going to leave no doubt after last years nearly debacle. Special Teams Coordinators: This is always a crucial role in any game and when you compare these two legends, all man, they got a few thing in common. Drivers Education - No Advantage - both have been DE instructors and trained many fine drivers here in Dearborn County. Diet Choches - No Advantage as both love to crush some Diet Cokes. Sectional Championships - Advantage Coach Coach Angry Rat. Angry Rat has that River Rat Baseball program rolling. Special Teams Schemes: Advantage - Angry Trojan. The man has more tricks than David Copperfield. Maybe Starburst makes an appearance this week or the "green" call on that nice punt team or maybe even a little "Birthday". Fake punt not likely as Stink don't think River Rats will make the Trojans punt. Final Decision: Angry Trojan. When all the chips are on the table Stink wants to mess with the Trojans more than an Angry Rat. That Angry Trojan has his crew at home and a will lay it on the line. Offensive Line Coaches: You got Homey the Clown vs the Gray Trojan. The Gray Trojan is a legend at EC. The Gray Trojan has been there for the last 38 years. He has survived all the drama in Trojan land. Homey is new to the scene as he enters his 3rd season. Some will give Coach Boom credit for the turn-a-round but Stink is going to give it to Homey. Homey has the knowledge to mix in the spread with that Double Wing and Coach Boom has trained him well. While Coach Homey had the pleasure of sleeping in Coach Booms house for a the first few months or year, where they spent countless hours game planning look no further than Homey to see why this change in the Rat culture changed, Stink does not care what KFI thinks. With all this being said, how do you go against the Gray Trojan. Just too many things line up for him. His line averages 295 and is like 6'6" across the board and they move like a fine Amish Buggy. Stink loves him some Homey, but going with Gray Trojan on this one....... Home Field Entrance: This is where Coach Boom Boy has everybody in the state defeated. This is a simple one. MIllion dollar blow up or a Carport. When you think of Trojanville and all the money they spend on whatever, to be out done by the River Rats in this area is just unacceptable. This car port looks like it belongs in the back of Stinks shop. No reason to debate, simple. Boom Boys / River Rats / KFI win this one going away. Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. there are many variable all need to see. At the end of the day they are still EC and that is something Coach Boom and KFI can't defeat. Hollywood Note: Good Teams WIN - Great Teams Cover - Stink would take KFI to COVER +17

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Leaving this here for all to see. I wonder what KFI really believes? South Dearborn (4-1) at East Central (5-0) GAME TIME: 7:30 pm ET, Trojan Field. COACHES: Rand Ballart, 18-29 in 5th year at South Dearborn. Jake Meiners, 5-0 in 1st year at East Central. SAGARIN RATINGS: East Central, 76, 38th overall, 7th in 4A. South Dearborn, 48.46, 133rd overall, 36th in 4A. LAST OUTING: South Dearborn defeated Greensburg, 42-31. East Central defeated Batesville, 43-0. VS. COMMON FOES: South Dearborn 1-0; East Central 1-0. OPPONENTS' RECORDS: South Dearborn 9-16. East Central 9-6. SERIES LAST 35 YEARS: East Central, 42-3 LAST MEETING: East Central, 9-7, Oct. 26, 2018, sectional. jh PREDICTION: East Central, 31-14.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 5 was exciting on the grid but not as exciting as this week will be!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.... this work day is over so I can start tipping!!!! The Jungle will be rockin tonight Homecoming game, you know we do it right. ManEiaC 1.2.3. you know they have their own language in Rat City.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. The Clown will leave this here as we prepare for SD vs EC next week!

KFI, KFI, KFI 1.2.3. more like water guns if they look like these.........