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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Or should I say how about 60 TD's!! Let me introduce you to Fabio Ringer from EC! There is no way this Trojan shouldn't be Mr. Football, you all agree?

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Stink is still taking the Trojans -43! As far as Brads Buffet, nothing contends with a Connies Tuna Delight "all the way"!

Get Ready to BUMP!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... Chatard will win this one with ease Ain't no way those Patriots win in the Oil can this week However, they do have a chance to win the drinking game if there is any tailgating.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..-49 Will be more if Jake the Snake decides to let his seniors ride for one last time. Stink says the JV will be in during the 4th and if so, that is the only way Northwood may score. Dirty South - 49 Clean North - 0

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..-43 The Clown tired to tell you all on 11-13!. The Trojans are the real deal and yes they beat Daddy Ralphie The only who may be shocked is Little Ralphie, or Blue Dragon to some in the EIAC. Don't worry though Puff The Magic Blue Dragon's Ralphie Has been quoted as saying, "dumbest defense ever by EC and I can exploit it once I get some athletes!"

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Chatard is as good as anyone in any class you see Stink thinks they could hold the trophy up in all classes with ease!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Rain is in the forecast this Friday @ EC! With that in mind, give me EC by -43! St. Leon Tavern FOREVER - New Pal "The Corner Grill" benn there a time or two!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... No one is talking about this match-up so Stinky the Clown will get it started cause he's ready to party! Lil' Ralphie is so HAPPY, his Daddy is coming to play EC! Although this is the "REAL" Red Dragon and not the Blue Dragon from Tree City! Will it be the same result for Daddy as it was Lil Ralphie at EC Stink Town think so, unless Red Dragon brings back some of his dudes from previous teams! BiG BaD ReD & BlAcK 49 - Daddy Ralphie 14

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... I'm sure this will be a great game but we all know they are playing for runner-up in two weeks! No one in 4A will touch the boyz from EC!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.. Amazing the difference two weeks can bring! Not one Dawg fan was barking while playing Stinky But now we want to complain about a holding? At least your season didn't end by the Zebras and Pressbox Crew Stevie Wonder knows there should have been time for a play and so do you!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... It's been a few years since Cutler High has been this deep! Coming to Bulldog land from way down South Coffin K9 will be more than happy to let you tailgate with him while slamming Bulldog BL's down! Not so fast my Coffin K9 friend, Cutler High will have some players who will put the Bulldogs in their pin. Casketnation better grind and dine, cause empty trips and getting shut out in the second half will have them way behind! Stink will be cheering for the EIAC Dogs to win, but he also won't be surprised if Cutler High walks out with a win! Tiger & Bulldog BL's FOREVER - Kentucky Bourbon NEVER!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... C3 better be glad the Tigers played like crap or the Bullpups would be home watching. Stink was buzzed off of Tiger and Bulldog BL's and still could tell the spot was bad as hell! Time on the clock, yes sir there should have been, but it should have never come down to that in the end. Stink will cheer for the Dawgs hard his week, but they better open it up or HH will turn that "Z" into a "L" at the end of the week! EIAC Teams FOREVER - Whatever that Conference is called NEVER!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... My Tigers packed it up two weeks ago, so now I cheer and follow EC! Sorry Blue Tigers, you know me, your time has come and your season will end this week! You got that Sectional which some wouldn't have predicted, including STC....so enjoy that, cause this week will be all EC! STC Gambling "FAKE" Game EC: - 28 Under/Over Total Points: - 49.5 Ringer TD's O/U: 3.5 Ringer Yards O/U: 237 Blue Tigers Total Yards O/U: 119.5

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.. This Knight showed up last night for Halloween! He took a handful of candy and said hi daddy aka Stinky! I always thought there was a possibility of one running around I just didn't think he would be in 6th grade, wearing Knight's gear and weighing 180 pounds!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... We are only a few hours away before the Tigers put those Dawgs to sleep!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... Speedhawk (TigerBL) was a man on the gridiron & a legend in the sheets!

Beagle, Beagle, Beagle 1.2..3... That victory party in '18 won't have anything on STC's party in '23! Winner, Winner and the Beagle will come with Tree cause it will be dollar bills and G's at our final stop Connies! Captains Tavern FOREVER - Tubas NEVER!

Stinky, Stinky, Stink 1.2.3 The Dawgs did beat STC 26-23 but Stink Town played with a back-up QB! No excuses, just the facts! If Stink Town beats Centerville QB1 will be back for the rematch!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Looks like STC made a trip to "Arch City" and put dem Bulldogs to sleep! Gonna be a long week, if these Dawgs can't drink!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. It was just brought to my attention Eagle's Nest of 99.3 will be handing these out for Friday the 13th.....

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 9 which means it's a good week! Fall Fest & Farmer's Fair have come and gone but it's Invader's vs Stink Town week and it will be fun! Sooner or later everyone knows to come to the good side Even Coach Boom can't and won't be denied! New STC Member BG by -14 R&B vs Popeville - Trojans -21 FBTL's vs Hondaturd - FBTL's -35 Casketnation vs Connertuckey - Dogs -49 ST vs Invaders - Tigers -13 Connies 1 FOREVER - Aurora Connies #2 NEVER!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Ray Charles could coach this EC Team and guess what - he would see the beauty of his dreams! Casket Nation vs Little Ralphie & The HondaTurds: What used to be a fun match up is now just another night watching the dumpster fire - no campfires please. The blueprint Little Ralphie took from Puff The Red Dragon just isn't going to get it done in Hondaburg. Stink would like to see some "Bone To The Dome" come back and take all these teams by surprise. Stink did hear it was Bobble Head night. They will be passing out Coach Schreiber Bobble Heads in a Golf Cart in his famous Cargo Shorts! Give Stink Casket Nation by a million. BiG ReD & BlAcK vs Connertuckey: Fabio & Small Version Mac Truck QB1 light up the turf in Trojan Town tonight. Again, no contest for the Trojans! Trojans roll in the JV as early as they want. Heck, probably could play the whole game with the JV and still put the running clock on Sparty. Give Stink EC 49-0! Chicken & Jo Joes vs Mardi Gras River Rat Invaders: Coach Boom will be pouring Boom sauce on everything tonight. Coach Boom didn't even watch the Trojan film with his team according to the Bucky Press! All hands and eyes are on the Chicken & Joes! Coach Boom will have those Rats ready. It is the week before fair week so this game comes at a good time for Coach Boom. Rumor has it Coach Homie and Kitty Kat have been working a little extra on that playbook.....Taco Pass, Dispy Dog, Elephant Ear, Bead Right, Left & Middle. Give Stink MGRRI 35-13 Stink Town vs Flat Bill Timberlakes: Well it was only two years ago when the Tiger Train rolled into Stewart Town and put numbers on their scoreboard like no other. The only numbers bigger than what was on that scoreboard that night were the number of BL's the crew drank and Sel's count! Anywho, Stink Town is going to roll into town, crush a few Ribeye sandwiches, Pizza King ordered at half-time, and roll out in smoke by the 4th. Most exciting thing will be the pregame music show. 1. Suit & Tie 2. Say Something 3. It's Gonna Be Me 4. Rock your Body 5. I Want You Back 6. Mirrors 7. Can't Stop The Feeling 8. SexyBack 9. Hair Up 10. Gone After that the Lion 37 take over. Next to the Ribeye, their band is dang good! They will have Stink and the Crew jumpin before the game. Give me Stink Town 42-13!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... What are my hoodrats from the 'Ville sending STC? After back to back wins for Coach Flatbill Timberlake Looks like he rented out Twisted Sisters Sports Bar cause it was time to celebrate! FBTL Celebration

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Casketnation has a good team & a good "D"! Stinks that Stink played without QB MacTruck this week! No excuses from Stink Town though, those Dogs came to town and stole the show! Onto Week 7 it will be, can't wait to hear the playlist Flatbill Timberlake will have playing!