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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... What is going on in Hodaburg, someone tell us please??? First it was one of these..... and now Lil Ralphie thinks he has a on staff sabotaging all of his coaching dreams!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Even the Bulldogs wish they could hang with STC!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Week 6 here and man it will be exciting! Buckle up for a fun week on the Grid It's early Saturday, so let the fun begin! Here are the match-up's: BiG ReD & BlAcK @ River Rat Mardi Gras Taco's - EC vs SD Flat Bill Tiberlakes @ Village Fair People - Rushville vs Lapel Chicken & Jo Joes @ Lil Ralphie's Better Hondaturds - FC @ Greensburg Stink Town @ Casket Nation - Lawrenceburg @ Batesville ConnerMethTuckyville vs Stirn's Crew - Connersville vs North Decatur

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... was waiting on my predictions cause they are so obvious this week you see. Some think they have a chance and that is funny EIAC Champs will be crowned and it wont be the Dog Pound! BiG ReD & BlAcK vs Casket Nation: Trojans 35 - Dogs 7 River Rat Mardi Gras Taco's vs Lil Ralphie's Beat Up Honda's: River Rats 84-3 Flat Bill Timberlakes vs ConnerMethTucky: Timberlakes 35 - MethTucky 14 Stink Town vs Chicken & Jo Joes: Stink Town 35 - Joes 10

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Heading to Connies at noon, then off to 1860! Tiger BL's and Chicken will be flowing all day long Stink just hopes he runs into Ms. Peachez and this party song! Fry That Chicken!! Stink Town KFC FOREVER - Dairy Cottage NEVER!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... K9 rhymes are tight....he should change his name to K9 The "G"

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... That Clown looks like the former Mayor after he got caught doing the "Z" to the knee!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Scrolling the internet and found this clip on WTRE...... Lil Ralphie tells it how it is, but to say Stink Town knew his signs is CRAZY! Stink can attest, they didn't prepare that much for you Ralphie...... Cause the whole staff was with me at Connies! Ralphie Interview @ 2:31:50

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Rumor in EIAC land is..... The Big Dog went back home to be with Toto & Dorothie!!!! I guess Ol' Coach B, just wasn't good enough to keep him in a "Z" to the knee!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Real, Real, Quiet and no bark from the puppies!!! Anyone check on Lil Ralphie? Man he look depressed on WTRE! Good slate of games this week indeed, give the Clown EC by at least 23!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Stink will go with Chicken & Jo Joes over Mari Gras by 3!

K9, K9, K9 1.2..3... Your record vs Stinktown since 2011 isn't great you see To be exact it is 6-10, so don't bark up this tree! The Dawgs are broke and their season will be short The greatest Dawg class ever sure will disappoint! The Oil Can may be your dream, but checking Beagles Oil is your only reality.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... I loved this game as a little Clown Always played it at Pin Oak Skateland! Never thought I'd see the day where you could pull a Lil Ralphie if it's your lucky day!

Beagle, Beagle, Beagle 1.2..3... The last time Beagle was at Connies He had the dancers flowing like bees!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Connies is a place that we all enjoy! Stink in the crew visit often Don't let K9 fool ya, he has put a few dancers in his Coffin! A classy place for so many you see, when Stinktown wins lap dances are free.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Who will win a game 1st this year or maybe the answer is they'll both have better luck NEXT YEAR??? 0-10 if you SMELL what Connies is cooking!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... you're right....you might just see, but they may not stop to 103! This will be done to honor WTRE & Lee! Eagle 99.3 FOREVER - WTRE - Losers just like the Pirates!

Lil Ralphie, Lil Ralphie, Lil Ralphie 1.2..3... After the beating you can come to Connies with STC Connies delight will be served up all night, don't worry, Tiger BL's will be free! Connies Poles won't freeze your tongue, but trust Stink - there will be something that does! Stinktown 69 - Lil Ralphie's ZERO! Also just talked to the local shop - he was stitching a few of these for STC! Casket Nation vs Flat Bill Timberlakes Flat Bill will have something up his sleeve, the Lions 2-1 and singing "Not a bad thing" Those Dawgs will fear the Lions bite, but don't worry, thos Lions wont have too much fight! Dawgs go Wild like Spring Break 94' peeing in every corner of the Lions Den near and far! Casket Nation 28 - Flat Bill 14 Chicken & Jo Joes @ BiG ReD & BlAcK The Trojans are not happy at 1-2 Chicken & Jo Joes, Stink feels sorry for you! The Trojans end their Buckeye tour, coming back to Indiana so they can win some more. Won't be a game even if the Trojans are 1-2, they still got the formula to beat the boyz in blue! Trojanville 35 - Jo Joe's 7 River Rat Tacos vs Methtuckyville The Rats travel to Tuckyville for a battle of 2-1's Stink thinks the DI Knights run away with this one. You got Kitty calling the shots and going deep, and Rockin Gambler Rand dialing up Blitzes, knocking them off their seats! RRT's 28 - Tuckyville 7

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... sorry I missed week 3, but don't worry this week I get to pick on LiL Ralphie!!!! Stink would like to just give a short recap of last week! Casket Nation found a way to WIN, but the margin was very thin! Casket Nation better tighten up or Beagle & K9 might suit up! BiG ReD & BlAcK got smacked in the lip, but don't worry they'll win the rest until the Royals put another "L" on their script. Flatbill Timberlake with the upset of the week, Frying up some Chicken and Jo Joes to go with their Ribeye steaks! Methtuckyville sunk the ship, LiL Ralphie must quit. There is no hope for Tree City this year, but go ahead and pay 90K with no return near! For those who thought Stinktown would be close or get beat, I hope you choke on those 41 points hanging from Milan's Tepees!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Back in the shop and talking about the EIAC! Casket Nation vs. Tigers Are Not Green: Casket Nation is riding high after their best season in decades, returning a full pack of Bulldogs ready to sink their teeth into the competition. They even snagged a National Recruit who skipped over Hondaburg, Stirn Town, and Trojanville to join the fun. Must’ve been the 'Z' in the knee that sealed the deal! With C3, Beagle, and all the other gridiron die-hards, how can you not side with Coach 'U'? This guy’s been making posters for every sectional win, bragging about ending the Tigers' seasons. A word of advice, Coach: act like you’ve been there before! Oh, wait... it’s your first time. We’ll cut you some slack. Stink’s rolling with Casket Nation, but it won’t be a walk in the park. Prediction: Dawgs 28-14! Little Ralphie's vs. Walking Horse Capital of the World: Little Ralphie is still struggling to escape the 'CLAW'! With 8,000 new helmets for just 29 players, let’s hope they’re getting their money’s worth. As one famous player/coach once told Stink Town, 'They didn’t even have air in my helmet back in ’88.' Despite the challenges, Stink is sticking with the Bad News Bears. This is one game you might want to skip, but if you do attend, enjoy the show, because both teams are in rough shape. Prediction: Bears 24-7 Panther Nation faces off against the River Rat Mardi Gras Walking Taco Nation: Last year, Stink backed KFI, only to be disappointed. How did that happen? The River Rats seem to have found their rhythm with their new Canadian Motion Offense, also known as the Boneless Wing. Who could have predicted that Kitty Hawk would roll out the 'Bone to the Dome'? Kitty Hawk used to jam to 'Cherry Pie' before tearing down Schreiber's defense. But this time, Stink is siding with the River Rats! The Boneless Wings will get saucy against the Panthers. While the Panthers might get a taste of the sauce, they won’t come close to the bone! Prediction: KFI 35-14. WigWam Nation vs. Flat Bill Timberlakes: WigWam finally got internet service, and they’re already soaking up some highlight love from STW. Big win for them! But let’s not dwell on this too long… Flat Bill’s Lions are on fire! Stink’s going with the Lions to keep roaring—35-28! Alfordville vs. Chicken & Jo Joes!: This one’s a no-brainer. The Green Trojans have been bad at football for… well, since the invention of the pigskin! Chicken & Jo Joes just need to stay healthy—no frying up injuries this time around. The Jo Joes have been battered more than their namesake in recent years, but if they keep the oil hot, there’ll be plenty of legs and Jo Joes getting some action on the square after the game. Chicken & Jo Joes take this one, 35-7 Stink Town vs. Big Red & Black: Trojans swaggerin' but feelin' a crack. Back-to-back champs, but those days are done and wont be back! This new crew’s lookin' a little rough, almost as rough as the one Rushville beat up. 1994's team gets their due, King 46, we’re talkin' 'bout you! Once a feisty player and a coach too, he coached down in Stink Town and helped us win a few....Only to give up record breaking numbers like King 46 can, he went out on a bang after the oil can. No reason to talk about this or that, maybe Stink Town can make it a game and if not, there's always Connies to tap! Stink Town 17-14!

Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2..3... Driving through Casket Town, what did Stink see? Not K9, not C3, But a Dawg so fierce, it could whip the crew and STC! A tall freak of nature, six-foot-six & Three hundred pounds, just for kicks! No, Stink hasn’t been drinking, no one believes that $&!^ Rumor says Ol' Coach Gray Pup hit the Kansas sky, With his bible held high, shouting "Z" to the knee, You can't play that high, not if you’re with me!" If anyone can confirm what STC saw, Let us know, cause lawd, if so, There's a new Tiger breeding store going in next door!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Or should I say how about 60 TD's!! Let me introduce you to Fabio Ringer from EC! There is no way this Trojan shouldn't be Mr. Football, you all agree?

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Stink is still taking the Trojans -43! As far as Brads Buffet, nothing contends with a Connies Tuna Delight "all the way"!

Get Ready to BUMP!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.... Chatard will win this one with ease Ain't no way those Patriots win in the Oil can this week However, they do have a chance to win the drinking game if there is any tailgating.