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Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2..3... Even the Bullpups like Da' Club called Connies! Special Guest tonight as well - Mardi Gras Invader Makes an appearance, just wondering if Homie will as well. Da' Club!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... We feed all fools when you hang out with STC! Even if you are from Eagle Land and have no football team. Geese, Trojans, Bulldogs, River Rats, Stink don't care We can all go to Connies afterwards and cheer with $oo$'s & Beer!

ManEiaC, ManEiaC, ManEiaC, 1..2..3..... Don't be mad cause The "PIT" is the best place to play a Friday night game in the EiaC!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... ESPN Ticker, breaking news, what did I see!!! This Friday, it will be Clown Night at Connies! Tiger BL's, Stoney Lights and Graydog Vodka served all day By the end of the night, all will be ready to roll in the hay!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... The offseason was different in Casket Nation you will see..... Pulled some footage from the Dawg Yard Workouts and what did I see?? The new hires leading the Dawgs is some new routines. Get Physical!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... this may be the best week on the Grid and the EIAC! So sit back and crack a few Stoney Lights, this week will be memorable, just give it time! Mardi Gras River Rat Invaders @ BiG ReD & BlAcK: It was back in '18, just a few years ago when the Invaders missed the hole and bounced outside and out of bounds to stop the clock to give the Trojans an opportunity to win the game. The rest as we know it, is history. EC 9 - Invaders 7! Since then the Trojans have went on a run of defeating the Knights on an average of 30 points or more. Fast forward to '23.....The Invaders have been just okay. Beating the teams they should beat and getting beat by the teams that should have beaten them, yes that includes JC! This week, look for the Trojans to bust the Invaders up. Ring, Ring, Ringer will blow by those Invaders like they are standing still. It's no disrespect to our neighbors down stream, it just the facts that EC is a much better team. The Invaders may want to bring some plugs, cause the Trojans will not stop till they see blood! Give Stink the Trojans. EC 49 - MGRRI's 6 Hondaburg (turd) @ Chicken & Jo Joes: Well another week and another dumpster fire or was it a campfire or bonfire performance? Either one, it doesn't matter same result. Stink and the crew sat around Saturday night drinking Tiger BL's, Stoney Lights, while mixing in Pirate Bombs & no one was fired on Sunday, interesting concept. Chicken & Jo Joes will get right this game. CJ&J will have better Joes and this again, will be a running clock. Only good thing about these beatings are at least they are fast. Give Stink the Chicken & Jo Joes. CJ&J 42 - Hondaturd's 0! Sparkplugs @ Connertuckey: Stink hasn't been up to Racetown in a few years now. Maybe the last time was when the Tigers played the plugs in the Regional in '98.....Well, the Plugs aren't what they were in '98, so this game looks to be boring and not very entertaining. Tuckeyville is coming off a huge and disappointing loss to the Timberlakes. Not too many storylines in this one. Give Stink Tuckeyville 28-14 Country Bumpkins @ Flat Bill Timberlakes: It was a big weekend for the Timberlakes - free flatbills we passed out after the BIG win over Tuckeyville. Stink didn't see that one coming, but give credit to Justin, sorry, Isaac for just staying the course. Coach Flat Bill is weathering the storm right now. Things return to normal this week for Flat Bill and the Timberlakes as the Bumpkins come to town. The Bumpkins have a K9, Casketnation disciple leading them so they will be ready. Give Stink the Bumpkins 35-14 Casket Nation @ Stink Town: Now for the one everyone has been waiting for. It's been a few years since the Bullpups have really been in the mix for anything. Last year, not even a Little Boys EIAC Trophy found it's way to Casketnation, but Stink knows, they have bigger goals than that anyway. The Graydog has definitely went into Casketnation and left his mark. They got the Trojan "Z" to the knee, Buck 110, waggle throwback, waggle screen, and all the other stuff and while watching some highlights in the Lab, they even brought back starburst. Coach U and the boyz should be sending Coach Graydog pizza every night for for getting the Dogs on track. This should be a good one in the Pit! I am sure STC and K9 will be "lit" before kickoff in the Pit! Too early for Stink to type anymore, but you know Stink wins this one for sure! K9 Mad after getting up early this AM. No Cherry Thing-a-lings & No Busch Lattes!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... those little titans will be everywhere screaming at the Raiders and Coach Butter from the time they leave! Stink don't know much about either team but give me GS by -23! Coach HART FOREVER - Coach BUTTER (he's a cool Kat as well)

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... Graydog saying "Stoney" come help me! Don't worry too much Ol' Graydog Stink and you both know EC rolls!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...Was in the Hondaburg Wal-Mart and what did I see? It was a Claw Machine with chances to win a "Little Ralphie"

812, 812, 812, 1.2..3... glad to see you join the convo to pick an upset that isn't happening! Other than that, your picks look right but your Invaders to cover -34 is the lock of the night!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... so much to talk about in the EIAC! Glad to see some ol timers back in the saddle it seems like we got some business to handle! Connertuckey vs Flat Bill Timberlakes: Sparty travels to Timber Town to get win # 3 on the year. Connertuckey won't like the pregame music much, but they sure will enjoy some Ribeye Steak Sandwiches......dang Stink can smell them all the way here in the burg! Sparty will be hitting Flat Bills all over the field and close the night out by telling them "Rock Your Body" & "Can't Stop The Feeling" Winner: Connertuckey 49-7 BiG rEd & BlAcK vs Casketnation: Some are acting like this will be a game. Stink is here to burst your bubble. It WON'T be CLOSE! Not at the beginning, not at half, not at all. This in not a knock on K9's pups, those Bad Boyz are just on a different level. It will be interesting to see how the Graydog handles the Trojans rolling into the Pound 1,234 Trojans Deep (Freight Train #'s😀). Graydog I'm sure is sipping on 12 Mt. Dews a day and eating 4 Snickers when he has time to help calm his nerves. Graydog will have something up his sleeve, but it just won't be enough. Graydog will be hard headed and keep trying Buck, ISO, "X" etc. and it just won't work against that Bad Boys "D". So K9 and Graydog will get a wake-up call this week, just like all the other schools on Trojanville's schedule. Stoney Lights FOREVER - Graydog Juice NEVER!! Winner: Trojanville 56-0 Mardi Gras River Rat Invaders vs Hondburg (turd): What a show this is. What is Little Ralphie doing? I know all of you have read the on Facebook about Little Ralphie getting his pannies in a buch about one of his Coaches talking to the Legendary Coach Cargo Shorts Air Squat King around a campfire by now, what is going on???? Tree Town is not in good shape right now and Stink has reason to believe it's cause of Little Ralphie. Stink and the Crew was in Moore stadium last Friday and it was bad. Heck through the grapevine, it was brought up in Stink Town how good of a Special Teams Coach Little Ralphie was - "clinic tapes, certified IFCA Special Teams speaker of the year (2017 - present) Ha....Little Ralphie got a surprise and a lesson on those as well that night. Enough talk about this beating the INVADERS will put on Little Ralphie....Before Stink goes, just two things.....One - Little Ralphie is a STC Fan, picture to prove it - And what team would you want leading your men to war: or these Mardi Gras Invaders!!!! Easy Answer! Winner: MGRR-INVADERS 58-0 - Beads FOREVER - Bunnies NEVER Stink needs to Hit a few Stoney Lights then off to Cuddle with a chick I met at Connies! More to come on the Jo Joes vs Stink Town Game tomorrow.

Riprock, Riprock, Riprock 1.2..3... Glad to join the fun and say what STC thinks about IC!!! It wasn't long ago Daddy Gillin was walking those halls recruiting little Braves from schools all around that could throw or catch a ball. Daddy Gillin made the news once or twice, STC is not shocked that little Gilly wasn't far behind! Shame on IC and the good ol' IHSAA, no reason they shouldn't release this kid and let him play. But like before with so many decisions to be made, it just seems like they piss them away!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3.. Friday is here and EIAC action starts this week! It should be a fun week unless your one of those teams that cant compete! BiG rEd & BlAcK vs Chicken & Jo Joes - This will be a walk in the park for the Trojans! This game has had many events in the past and Stink can only hope to see another "Punt Gate".....Fabio Ringer will have as many tuddies as he wants. If it were Stink, he would definitely set a record tonight. At the end of the day, Fabio has a Mr. Football to win. After a statement game last week - keep the foot on the gas! Stink expects to the Chicken & Jo Joes to be "hot" after the game, but don't sleep on that pizza burger!! Tonight's Winner: Trojans Cover - 63-6 Connertuckey vs Mardi Gras River Rat Invaders - This is the Stink Town / Connies Midnight Special Game of the week. There is no doubt Connertuckey has improved as much as any team in the EIAC this year. With that being said, you have the former Connertuckey Head Coach Kitty Kat Jackson & his right hand man Big Kat Jackons who know the Spartans better than anyone. Mix that with Homey The Clown calling the plays, how does that not equal beads being tossed all night!!?? Tonight's Winner: Mardi Gras River Rat Invaders - 21-13 Casket Nation vs Flat Bill Timberlakes - The Dogs claim at least a share of the tiny EIAC championship tonight which will be a reason to hit Tuba's after the event. Gray Bulldog will have trick play or two to put on VHS so the Trojans & Stink Town have something to think about the next two weeks. Rumor has it there is an impressive playlist ready for this game.....starting out with "SexyBack" but ending the night with "ByeByeBye"....... Tonight's Winner: Casket Nation 49-7 Stink Town vs Hondaburg aka "Little Ralphie's" - Just when you think you have all the storylines figured out for the week, you get hit with this game. A game where Stink Town is facing the best kickoff team in the tri-state? A game where little Ralphie wants the Pirates to be Red Dragons, but right now they are just blue baby lizards and the cherry on top, the former HC of Hondaburg aka "Air Squat Nation" during his years is now walking the sidelines in Tiger Town. Expect Stink Town to win the game, by how much, hard to tell. If Stink Town gets clicking, you just could see a Torpedo make a splash in the endzone! Tonight's Winner: Stink Town 36-7

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...both of those statements are true and we can agree!

Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1..2..3... EC faithful have asked multiple times How Stink Town produces D1 talent and not EC! (years past - this year you have two, we know) Stink Town has had good teams and not once did they ever underachieve. If it's just about state titles then tell us how you feel about Coach Stoney? All is good in Stink Town tonight - instead of Tiger BL's - Let's all drink Stoney Lights!

85, 85, 85, 1.2..3... Your learning to rhyme, but nothing like STC. If you really want to know what's important to know three crowns indeed and they do glow...... With that being said, one must ask?????? haven't you had the talent to win more than that? Too much talent and good teams down the drain you better hope '23 doesn't fall short like some of your other good teams!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... EIAC Week #4 is here and so is STC! Let's get the show started on this Labor Day with some fun. The lines are below...and yes, it's just for fun!!! BiG rEd & BlAcK (-49) vs Chicken & Jo Joes Casket Nations (-21) vs Flat Bill Timberlakes Mardi Gras Invaders vs Connertuckey (-6.5) Stink Town (-14.5) vs Hondaburg Hollywood Casino FOREVER - Indiana Downs NEVER

K9, K9, K9, 1.2..3... The Dogs win a few games and K9 speaks for the 1st time since 2020!!!!!! The Old Gray Bearded Bulldog has the "O" rolling indeed.... But come on man, you have beat IC, Wigwam, and SD! Go back to Hobo Hut for a nice dinner on this Monday and have fun beating up on Flatbill Timberlake this week! Whiskey's - FOREVER - Hobo Hut - NEVER (that is a lie....STC has crushed before)

85 Trojans, 85 Trojans, 85 Trojans 1.2..3... You must be upset cause your 85 Team didn't beat ST. If you forgot, I can remind thee....In 1985, ST 28 - EC only had a "safety" (2) Now we all have slept since that game indeed, but 85, Stink can tell you, he's not worried about EC. 85 - It's Labor Day weekend and I am sure you have hit some Stoney Lights, but come on man, your comment about the Bullpups, maybe you are high. Since when did beating the Mardi Gras Invaders make anyone a sectional #31 contender? If that is the standard, then you are right.....but on Stink's drunkest night, he wouldn't type that line. 1985 Tigers, Forever - 1985 Trojans, Never

Bob Ref, Bob Ref, Bob Ref 1.2..3... You are not accurate in your statement on #20! As a ref, we know sometimes it is hard to see..... But if you look carefully, I think you'll see another #, but not 20!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Here are the teams Stink thinks wins this week. This will be a new twist this year you see Like Corso, STC will dawn an outfit of who he is picking. Catholics vs Public Trojans Casket Nation vs Mardi Gras Invaders: Hondburg vs Connertucky: Stewart Town vs Chicken & Jo Joes: Stink Town vs Wig Wam:

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... I hear the Knights and Bullpups will be celebrating It won't be Boom Tacos or elephant ears you see It will be party like Mardi Gras as the theme this week.

Trojan Man, Trojan Man, Trojan Man 1.2..3... You're wrong on so many things, but Stink will only speak on three!!! 1. You must have drank too many Stoney Lights to think this is the best team the EIAC has ever seen. For crap sakes, it's not the best team EC has had, alone the whole EIAC! Those EC Bad Boyz in 1994 would have laid the wood to this EC team. Stink would even take the 1992 Stink Town Tigers (the last win ST had over EC) Stink has had a few Tiger BL's today in the shop, but c'mon Trojan Man.....get off the Trojan Juice. 2. Wigwam Nation is not bad....but they will be rollin wacky tobacco and singing tribal tunes and Stink Town will pounce on them. Stink Town will pillage the village! I find it funny Trojan Man brings up "not what they were, etc...etc...." That goes for all of us Trojan Man. We all were just a little better the year before. And the same goes for the Trojans. Unless your St. Leon crew wins a State Title, they will not be as good as last year????? You're right about Stink Town, Coach K and the crew have some work to do....but they always figure it out. It might cost a case or two....but as long Stink Town wins....expect them to remain up top behind only a few. 3. Never go against the Gambler Rockin Mardi Gras Randall......He'll have more walking tacos, smoke shows, music blaring than any pre-game in the country. Old Man Ballart and Mr. "Z" to the knee reunite.....this should be entertaining itself. I hear Mr. Z still has nightmares of how Rockin Rod worked him. Tiger BL's FOREVER - Stoney Lights - NEVER!!!!

Guess Who's Back, Back Again, Stinky's Back, Let the show begin!!!!! Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Haven't hit the grid in like 3 years but getting my rhymes back are easy you will see! Casket Nation vs River / Bourbon Street River Rats: The Behlmer time warp machine has arrived in Casket Nation and it looks like the BiG rEd & BlAcK of the 90's as all of you can see..... - "Z" to the knee, buck 110, ISO 316, and be careful they may even hit you with a "P" to open up the passing game. On the other hand you have Homey The Clown & Gruden Kat Jr. calling those crazy passing concepts for the Mardi Gras Invaders. This will be a good one indeed and one you might want to see.......Rumor is that the pre-game festivities are Bourbon Slushies and Walking Taco's. Prediction: Mardi Gras Invaders 28 - Behlemers Bull Pups 21 BiG rEd & BlAcK vs Catholic Blue Moe: Hard to go against the badd boyz up on the hill. Stink thinks Ringer will run all over those Pope Alter Boys. Catholic Moe will get another beat down by the Hoosier State. Ringer goes for over two hundo and 4 tuddies. Ring, Ring, Ring, Big Moe is Dead! Prediction: Badd Boyz 35 - Alter Boys 17 Hondaburg vs Connertucky: Don't have Daddy Ralphie to protect the Captain of Blue Dragons (thanks SEFF). Amazing to Stink that "BONE TO THE DOME" is gone. That system always gave Hondaburg a chance. Coach Air Squats brought that to town and it was the real deal. Coach Ralphie Jr. will see soon...but just in case he doesn't....You're not at NEW PAL Little Ralphie! Your at Tree Town - where the Tenderloins at Stories are delicious & every kid grows up wanting to be McIntosh! Anywho.....Connertucky burns the ships and before long, the 46 faithful Bone To The Dome fans will be chanting "we want the bone"..... Prediction: Connertucky 35 - Blue Dragons 14 Stink Town vs Wigwam Nation: Looks like Wigwam has taken a play or two out of Spin City's playbook...Spin City in Wigwam Nation....Those little Indians will be all messed up off of Tomahawk Juice and looking for the ball. But don't worry, Stink wont have too many Tiger BL's until after a Stink Town victory. The Stink Town Tigers have not clicked yet, but this week, they get right. Stink will be lighting up and burning Tepee's all night. Prediction: Stink Town 49 - Wigwam Spinning 14 Stewart Town vs Chicken & Jo Joes: Know one cares. Get some Jo Joes and call it a night. Isaac Flatbill Timberlake is the halftime entertainment. Prediction: Chicken & Jo Joes 28 - Flatbill Timberlake's 14 and SEFF remember this Connies FOREVER - All those places you listed.....NEVER!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Even the Pope is a Tiger Fan this week! STC and the Pope go way back you see He even told STC he my crush a latte when they beat BC!!! Buckle up Pope Francis and you will drink, cause we got a 30 rack for just you and STC! Tiger BL's & Tiger Latte's FOREVER - Fake Wine NEVER!!!