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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Here are some facts coming from STC..... 1) BiG ReD & BlAcK will cover the spread. Even the 36" grass won't slow Trojanville down. The Trojans dismal offense will get going. Jo Joes will have issues all over the field. Take the chalk......Trojans -34.5 2) Boom Boyz / River Rats / KFI - Does anyone else have a first 4 games like KFI (Owl City 3-0, Cub Poo 0-3, Casket Nation 1-2, Spartan Town 0-3) No wonder Boom Boys is excited. But keep it all is perspective....KFI has also lost those games before. KFI -35 cause Boom Boy will leave his starting QB in when up 35 to still sling it. Can someone from Casket Nation confirm? River Rats still had their starting QB in up 35 and still throwing? Let me guess...Old chip off the block "not my job to stop my offense" 3) Casket Nation will get back on track. Lions just don't have the fire power to keep up with that new revamped Dawg Pound offense. But that defense, they better get some more bite or maybe, just maybe the Lions keep it close. Taking the Lions and the points. LIons +13.5 4) Does the STC Crew hit up Stories before the game. Not even a question. My man Don always takes care of the crew I also heard that the team bus has ordered 89 tenderloins for after the game. Best game in the conference tonight. Tigers -.5

8 Ball, 8 Ball, 8 Ball 1.2.3. You mention the word "Crazy" and all I can think of is Buckcherry!!! It was a few years back, but that was the theme the Bad Boyz rolled in and the ladies screamed. Buckcherry FOREVER - 8 Balls NEVER!

Troy, Troy, Troy 1.2.3. You have never been a fan of picking the Dirty Burg which surprises me.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. don't go by Blimpie's without getting a BLT!! Throw in some Tiger BL's and a Sugar Cookie you got the perfect pre-game meal for anybody!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Can anybody tell me where Casketnation may be? Last year tooting their horn what seemed like every week Its okay K9 & C3. You should WIN this week!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. I hope we get some more EIAC fans participating!!!! Stewart Town @ Casket Nation - What was stacking up to be a big game in the the EIAC 3A side has turned out to be nothing but a toilet bowl game. Stewart Town has not been very lucky this year and all their bag of tricks have gone away. Casket Nation looked really bad vs KFI in LOS. That was a beat down. Casket Nation looked disinterested & physically challenged. So I guess the clown is going to go on a limb here. Lions WIN game #1!!!!!! Lions 21 - Dogs 14 Spartanville @ Boom City/River Rats / KFI - The main question here will not be who is going to win, but how many BOOM Tacos will be sold? KFI has started a GoBoomTaco Fund for the new turf project. They will need all River Rats to purchase $969,000 worth, Should not be a problem. Also it has been discussed, if you want extra free pop corn, just head down to the KFI locker room, there seems to be a little back-up problem. Easy game for KFI. Knights 49 - Spartanville 6 BiG ReD & BlAcK @ Chicken & Jo Joes - Well some think this is gong to be a game......NOT. Trojanville starts their easy 6-0 run to another EIAC Championship. Good Job boys. Different topic? Correct the Clown if he is wrong, but the Clown believes JM got his first coaching gig at Chicken & Jo Joes??? The Clown will look later, I'm sure the internet will have something. If so, no reason for the AD to show Jake the lay of the land. Just pop open the garage door, use the baseball dug-outs and EC should be good. If there is by chance a rain delay, no gym, but the Admin can be found in Noah's Arc eating Jo Joes & Pizza Pete. Another Easy pick for the Clown. Trojanville 35 - Jo Joes 7 Stink Town @ Hondaburg - Well the Crew will make it's way up 74 again to Hondaburg! It looked like a dang circus at LOS with Greensburg. Heck they had WR's out there running around. No clue what they were doing. Only thing the Clown could see was that ball was being thrown everywhere. Shocking to me. This seems to be the EIAC 3A Championship game as the others just look like they can't compete. Still think the Pirates have a little Boney, Bone, Bone in them...but we shall see. Stink Town 28 - Hondaburg 14

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Only if Harrison would have had Bobref on the scene. *Side note, it was a live ball foul!!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. rumor has it the refs helped EC, kinda like they did against SD? The Clown and Crew made it's way up 74, let me tell ya, that was a long car ride. That construction is crazy. On the way home we were so buzzed we gave the clown mobile a new paint job. Chuchie sideswiped one of the concrete barriers. All good though, we still made it back to Connies before closing time. Attendance? From what the clown could tell, everyone had a good crowd besides Casketnation & Spartanville. I was crunk...but I still could count their fans. Clown will say this though....Boom City / River Ratvile / KFI & Stink Town had their sides packed. Week #4 on it's way - should be a good one.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.... Let's see if my boy....Z can answer thee??? Green Slime runs the ball in OT (1st down gain of 4) A facemask is called on EC (5 yard variety).... Can you tell me why it was second down and not 1st down from the three????? The crew was hammered at Trojanville Friday....Chuchie even said it should be first down from the 3....but nope not at EC!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2.3 whoever was the lone ranger voting for FC must be hittin some of the Brookville green.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... The EIAC plus the Indians will head to Indy. Take out the Trojans cause they want to make that big money! Should be a good day of football if you like the Oil Can. Drive up early and party with STC if you can. Hondaburg vs Spartan Nation - this game to Stink is hard one to predict. Spartan Town is due for an up-set, but the clown just sees Hondaburg being too much for those little Spartans...... Hondaburg 35 - Spartans 12 Stewart Town vs Chicken & Jo Joes - Chicken & Jo Joes are on a roll. When was the last time those Cats won 2 in a row?? Heck Alex Smith, Dudley, Links World, Coach Wes....Dang, they are on fire. Free Mullet Shags and Jo Joes all week I hear? Coach Wes for Mayor, signs went up yesterday. Anyway Jo Joes roll......Chicken & Jo Joes 28 - Stewart Town 7 Casket Nation vs Boom Boyz / River Rats / KFI - Welcome to the main event - NOT! Stink hit it on the nail last week calling the WIG WAM win....now just need to settle in on how many the KFI will win by. Last year Boom Boy pitched a perfect game vs those Dawgs. The Dawgs were running with their tails between their legs.....This year, heck, they will have them in the "casket" before showing up.....One does not simply get beat by the Indians then turn around and beat Boom Boy, no way! That KFI will be at an all time high!!! Boom Boy gets it done and takes his River Rats / KFI to 2-1........Boom Boyz / River Rats / KFI = 21 - Casket Nation 10 Stink Town vs Wig Wam Tepee's - What looks like the best game of the event, but heck the clown may be passed out and miss the whole game. Game starting at 8......the crew will be in rare form. The clown is still flustered after last years debacle. Best news this year, NO RAIN! Wig Wam crew seem to be legit this year. Stink Town clicked on all cylinders last week. Smithy's was rocking on the way home. Stink has some roots to visit up in Nap town.....Stink Town 35 - Wig Wam 17 Big ReD & BlAcK vs Green Slime - Trojans dominate the boys from Ohio. Trojans 28 - Green Slime 14 Lucas Oil FOREVER - Paul Brown NEVER!!!!

K9, K9, K9 1.....2....3..... Stinky prediction wasn't as whacky as you thought he may be! Can I mention STC said Casket Nation would get 14 but to give up 35 I must admit, I didn't see. The clown will close week 2 at 6-1 So if you want to hit the new sports book at Hollywood meet me there and we'll have some fun!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3 Even a drunk clown can tell you they got beat by 18! Anyway "Z" what do those Trojans have in store for Oak Hills? Stink is hoping to make a quick trip down 50, get a big dub. Then the Crew was going to hit up Smithy's on the way home. Get a quick round or two, then you know where we're heading to. Z we must have missed you last week, but if you dare to repeat a trip to Connies, let us know and you can buy us a lap dance, two or three.

Ring Ding Dong, Ring a Ding, Ding Ding Dong Keep the heads ringin...... K9 is back, Stink knew all he had to do was call out his Dawgy Dawg Pack.

TL, TL, TL 1.2.3 STC must take a sip and say, the crew agree! I hope Coach K finds a kicker or two cause if not, they will be going for two!

Teller, Teller, Teller 1.2.3. Best pre-game experience STC has ever seen. Stink knows the answer he will get, but interested to get an opinion from Z in the Knee on how he thought the game went? Only asking since he is the only EC fan on the board now.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. week 2 in the EIAC sit back and listen to me. Cub Poo @ Boom Boy / River Rats / KFI - Even Though the KFI was lost last week Stink looks for Boom Boy to get his River Rats back on track. Last year KFI started a four game winning streak with this game. Not looking ahead, but get the Boom Tacos ready cause you may just see the same happen for the 2019 River Rats. Home opener on the Hill, should be a show. Stink was told yesterday in the shop (again) that the flamethrowers, smoke bombs (red, blue, white) are all in store for pre-game ceremonies. Boom Boy will be in his fine whites, and the Taco truck will have a new sauce for all River Rats to try. You can't have a Boom Boy Taco without the new sauced called KFI!!!!! Boom Boy / River Rats / KFI - 35 Cub Poo 13 Wig Wam @ Casketnation - Last year Coach U had a squad and went into Wig Wam Town and put all the Indians to sleep. Last week the Indians got off to a very slow start (down 20-7) before gathering around the fire, asking for some spiritual help and finding a way to win. Casketnations win last week - okay not impressive over Pantherville, that was expected by Stink. This week is a different bird. Both schools really enjoy this game and Stink believes there is even a game trophy at stake. Throw last year out the door, this year the game goes down to the wire. Wig Wam Town - 21 Casket Nation 14 Fake Ohio Boys (oak hills) @ BiG ReD & BlAcK - The boyz from Ohio got the Trojans last year. Stink missed this game last year, but not this year. EC will be too much. EC 21 - O-H-I-O 7 Chicken & Jo Joes @ Spartan Town - This was one of Jo Joes wins last year. Stink expects the same. Jo Joes will be on the road, but expect Wildcat fans to line the streets by CVS & Cottageville to welcome the team home after going 2-0. Jo Joes 28 - Spartan Town 6 Basketball Town (New Castle) @ Stewart Town - Lions will be marching all over town. Lions win! Lions 21 - Basketball Town 7 Hondaburg @ Green Tigers - Those Pirates put it on the Bears last week, again, expected, not surprised. This week different story. Those Green Tigers are good. Green Tigers 35 - Hondaburg 14 Stink Town @ Bee Hive (Taylor OH) - Stink Town had a good showing last week. Man that Jungle was rocking. When you can get 18 deep during pre-game, thats a good night. Stink looks for his Tigers to recover and take care of business. Stink Town 35 - Bee Hive 14

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. Heartbroken again by my Tigers just was hoping they could beat EC! What a game, a game indeed for those that weren't there it was a packed house and the Jungle had me 24 deep. Stink's blurred vision / opinion of the game is this. Stink Town dominated the game the first half, but still trailed on the scoreboard at half. Had opportunities but did not cash, give credit to EC, they caused Stink Town to crash! Too many missed opportunities in the second half - the Tigers turned it over like I do my cash at Connies while the girls are shaking........Anywho.....great game by both squads. Now both teams can hit the Ohio tour for next week. Boom Boyz / KFI, what the heck happen there? Where Biff's dogs not as strong or where those Owls just flying around? Hondaburg = EXPECTED Casket Nation = EXPECTED Wig Wam = EXPECTED KFI = NOT EXPECTED Chicken & Jo Joes = EXPECTED Spartan Town = EXPECTED

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3 the Clown has never been a fan of the Trojans even when he is ......Hold up! Z, you coming to the tailgate? Would love to shake the tailfeather with you. Get to Jungle early for some Tiger BL's, Trojan Dip and the new an improved Jungle Juice!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.... It's finally gameday kicking off here in sin city! The Pit will be rocking just like every Friday night and I'll be tipping back those Tiger Bud Lights. The Trojans will roll in 300 deep they will need Z in the Knee to protect that QB. ISO Right, ISO Left, Double Wing and buck all night Behlmer yelling Outstanding, that's right! Come on down to the Pit tonight Maybe my Tigers will put up a fight! Welcome to the Jungle Forever - Iron Man NEVER!

Z, Z, Z 1.2.3..... not going anywhere to hand the ball of or a simple 316 P!

npatman ----- they drank too much with Stink!!!

Knee, Knee, Knee 1.2.3... EC only wishes they had our QB. To quote one of your coaches leaving Wings & Rings Stink Town if we had your QB we might make it back to INDY!!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1..2..3.... Week 1 is here and so is Stinky you already know its about the EIAC. Hondaburg @ Bearpoo: The Pirates have lost their last 6 games, but don't worry Hondaburg Fans, you'll have plenty of "Air Squatting" this Friday! The Pirates will stab those bears with their boney, bone, bone...Hold up....Did someone tell me they are now in the spread bone? Can someone from Hondaburg confirm that Hondaburg has stepped outside the 1970's and is now up to speed with the current game? Prediction: Hondaburg 35 - Bearpoo 7 Spartan Town @ Devil Town: No preview, just a Prediction: Devil Town 28 - Spartan Town 15 Chicken & Jo Joes @ Basketball School: Let me tell ya, the crew was at that scrimmage, 30 Tiger BL's deep, but those Trojans slang that pig skin all over the PIT. Prediction: Basketball School 21 - Chicken Jo Joes 14 Stewart Town @ Wig Wam Nation: Last year the Lions somehow squeaked out a 1 pt victory. However, this year the Indians spear those Lions for a bonfire Lion fest Friday night. Wig Wam 28 - Stewart Town 17 Casket Nation @ Pantherville: JC has not been good since Stink Town was a little squirt back in the day. No reason to discuss this game. Casket Nation is down this year C3, Hobo Hut, Cherry Things and all the above roll in JC. Casket Nation 28 - Panterville 7 Boom Boyz / River Rats #KFI @ Hooty, Hoot, Hoots: Well the Boom Boyz are coming off their best year since Chuchie was in pre-school at St. Mary's. #KFI will roll into Seymour and take out a few Owls. Those Owls better have their heads on a swivel...Cause those Knights have a "killer Instinct" Boom Boyz / River Rats # KFI: 35 - Hooty Hoot, Hoot 21 BiG ReD & BlAcK vs Stink Town: Last time the Trojans rolled into Stink Town they had a gator on their equipment bus and was jamming Girls, Girls, Girls...wait...wait...wait...that was years ago. Last time they rolled into the pit the Trojans stormed the turf an escaped with a 15-14 victory. Man, those Tiger BL's were flowing heavy that night. This year who knows. The local folk seem to think this Trojan squad has the best defense in school history, even better than the Bad Boy Parris & Stoney days...then skip to 90's Wade, Owens, Hacker, King, Gilbert, Roth pulling the strings, they say they are special. This Stink Town Offense looks to get back on track and push that offensive average back to 35 or higher. As they say in all sports, you are the King till someone knocks you off. This year those Stink Town Tigers get it done Prediction: Stink Town 21- Trojanville 17

Rocket, Rocket, Rocket 1.2.3.... Your ratings will over take Lovell the night you interview STC.