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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... Shots fired from our place Connies. The Crew loaded up and headed that way Thank God our favorite dancers were all okay! One thing about good ol' Connies they shut it down for just a few songs Then it was back to pretty things walking in Thongs! CCC or C3 you must ask....STC's opinion will be on point and not whack!!! There are a few front runners this year in the EIAC and all three come from Dearborn County!! BiG ReD & BlAcK must deal with the new Boom Boys & #KFI just watch out..cause those Knights might just surprise. However STC will still take Trojanville, But Homey The Clown of #KFI just might have a few tricks up his sleeve, but it will take all they got to knock off EC. Stink Town is back in action - after scurrying off the turf when shoots rang out, you can bet all your chips the Tigers will ball out. Stink Town Predictions: 4A EIAC: Big ReD & BlAcK, Boom Boys #KFI, Spartan Town, Chicken & Jo Joes 3A EIAC: Stink Town, Hondaburg, Casket Nation, Stewartville

Start charging for those "Boom" Taco's, that will help generate some revenue !!

Z in the Knee, Knee, Knee 1.2.3. That's a great question so I called my boy and your boy Stoney, Stone, Stone, Stoney! According the by-laws it states the 4 Largest enrollment schools will be in the "big" school division and the bottom 4 will be in the "smaller" division. With that in mind, the EIAC will not change. Come on down to the shop today - we have the Boom Taco Truck on site. Free Taco's with any Oil Change or Tire Rotation. Oil Change & Rotation gets you a Free Boom Taco and Free Admission into Connies.

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. now that is one good article only took me a day and 23 Tiger BL's to read..... Those Stink Town Tigers will be better - there is no doubt But to be honest --- I just want the to take the River Rats & Coach Boom out!

Tiger BL's for all!

Thanks to Coach Nowlin for fixing STC's post....That was a little CRAZY!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... This is one of the best questions asked during this off-season. Let Stink Tell you what he would like to see, not only from the Dirty Burg, but all of the EIAC: River Rats: More Boom Taco's with a little more spice in their sauce. To go with that, Coach Boom not to wear his fancy "white" jacket that adds 15 lbs. Although, he probably hit the new "planet" here in Stink Town like everyone else and dropped a few this off-season. BiG ReD & BlAcK: More "Air-Horn", A single line handshake line?? Stink knows two is more and better than one, but come'on man - one line please. Last thing, for someone to get a picture of Coach Stonefields face when New Bll Coach goes Spread and doesn't pound the rock. Chicken & Jo Joes: New Uniforms are on the way so that is changing. Maybe the one thing they can change is the Deck Height of their lawn mower. Stink swears it has been locked at 23" for over 10 years. Lower to 2" please. Spartan Town: They need a few changes, but Stink will start with the Goal Post. Stink will bet a 30 Pack of Tiger BL's they have the tallest Goal Post in the Mid-West. Stewart Town: More than one player to run that motion. Heck last year they had that dude on an oxygen mask. Give that dude a break. Hondaburg: Easy...Very Easy. More "Air Squats" from the coaching staff. They are a few years behind so we must get a good leg workout in every game this year. Plus please warm-up to some good ol' 80"s Casket Nation: Would love for them to have team meals at the Hobo Hut or maybe even do a K9 demonstration on that flush turf they have. Or maybe for giggles just one more time, can they miss-line the yard lines? Stink Town: Got some work to do. Last year, the final Tiger BL count was down. Not much to celebrate. But this year, the Tigers will be back!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3 ZERO CHANCE but thats okay don't need them this year to beat EC!!!! WAKE UP EIAC!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. STC will be VIP cause you already know he likes ICP!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.... Lawrenceburg - That's all!

Screagle, Screagle, Screagle 1.2.3. STC set up a special meeting today hoping The Pope will have mercy on thee.....

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.. The IHSAA gets crazy when it comes to realigning. A few years back, the crew with Jumpin Jimmy driving took a long road trip to Hamilton Heights - we crushed a 30 Pack (that year HH was in the South, what the South????) Looking at the map with the crew today.....Ritter is more South than Chatard will ever be.... Stink Town has hit 2 Tiger BL's already...but here you go IHSAA........Lawrenceburg, Batesville, Franklin County, Greensburg, Rushville, I.Manual, I.Washington, I.Ritter

Jackson, Jackson, Jackson 1.2.3... As a coach here in the dirty burg you know why those numbers keep growing....... Connies & Tiger BL's just to name a few

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3. I know EG spent a summer or two at a camp here in the LBC! A few of those old country dudes got introduced to Connies and some Good Ol Tiger BL's!!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.... My boy went to the boat after we were at Connies We had some Tiger BL's and Pac-Man made it rain I guess on his way home, he heard the tables calling his name. Night out with Pac Man = FOREVER / One day in the slammer for STC = NEVER!!!!! https://www.eaglecountryonline.com/news/local-news/former-bengal-adam-jones-arrested-at-rising-sun-casino/

River Rat, River Rat, Rat 1.2.3.... I think Coach forgot to mention The BOOM Tacos are an incentive and FREE!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3... Went by the Bakery and what did I see..... K-9 & Triple C's playing with a few Cherry Thing-A-Lings!!!

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3... You know the boyz from the Dirty Burg will be representing!!! Young squad last year & many long nights with many Tiger BL's But don't worry, there will be many thrills this year!

Stinky, Stink Stink 1.2.3..... Let Stink be one of the few to welcome back everybody!