Lil Ralphie

23 minutes ago, Coffin K9 said:

We should have a conference party tonight around 9:00. All games should have a running clock in the second half. 

It would be a nice evening to sit around a fire...but....uhhhh....no thanks. 

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name....

God help us!

1 hour ago, Coffin K9 said:

How did the tryouts go Ralphie?

You will see tonight K9!!! We had so many people come out that it locked up the WiFi at Walmart. Even ran out of Ovaltine! Picked up some solid players too! Good news is, we picked up 12 guys, but we only gotta buy 3 mouthpieces! 

On 9/26/2023 at 7:11 PM, Coffin K9 said:

This is one that I used to look forward to! It's no secret that this Dog doesn't like Pirates!! But they are SO bad this year that it isn't even fun.

I've got somethin for you too K9!!

On 9/27/2023 at 12:44 PM, CountryClubCowboy3 said:

And what would have once been the game of the week, Dawgs at HondaDumpster......C3 predicts the crew'll be back to Tuba's for a few Bulldog BLs and shrimp cocktails by 9:30.  Dawgs 48-13. 

Keep talkin that smack C3...come Friday night there'll be a new Cowboy in town!

Are you a High School dropout with a few more years of eligibility? Still working on that GED? Don't go to Honda, come be a Pirate! We will be holding tryouts (Madden Tournament) in the Electronics Department at Walmart this Thursday from 6:00-8:00. If you're between the ages of 9 and 22, don't have any life threatening health conditions or federal warrants, and can hold a helmet up, come give it a try (Don't worry, errybody gon make it). 

*Must be able to endure severe physical punishment and humiliation.   **No drug screen required.