Lil Ralphie

It would be a nice evening to sit around a fire...but....uhhhh....no thanks.

Our Father, who art in heaven, hallowed by thy name.... God help us!

You will see tonight K9!!! We had so many people come out that it locked up the WiFi at Walmart. Even ran out of Ovaltine! Picked up some solid players too! Good news is, we picked up 12 guys, but we only gotta buy 3 mouthpieces!

I've got somethin for you too K9!!

Keep talkin that smack C3...come Friday night there'll be a new Cowboy in town!

Are you a High School dropout with a few more years of eligibility? Still working on that GED? Don't go to Honda, come be a Pirate! We will be holding tryouts (Madden Tournament) in the Electronics Department at Walmart this Thursday from 6:00-8:00. If you're between the ages of 9 and 22, don't have any life threatening health conditions or federal warrants, and can hold a helmet up, come give it a try (Don't worry, errybody gon make it). *Must be able to endure severe physical punishment and humiliation. **No drug screen required.