Selmeyers son

Well, well, well… look who crawled out of retirement. Little Boy Sel is back, baby. Been pacing around like a caged raccoon since the Grid went down. I’m here to honor the old man: short shorts so tight you could read the coin year on the them, the grapes hanging out the side, Skyline coney dog world champ of SE Indiana, and an RB coach who could turn a kid with two left feet into a 1,000-yard back by Thursday night. He laid the wood — that’s why I’m here to lay the truth. EC vs Batesville Big Dog Stoney still holding Meiners’ hand like they’re walking down the aisle at Hillforest. EC’s banged up worse than a derby car, but Batesville’s back to being that country club team — silk polo shirts, golf swings, and softer than puppy belly hair. Bulldogs bring the wine and cheese, Trojans bring the hammer. EC 42–7. Greensburg Flat Bills vs South Dearborn Beads Bead Boy’s still riding that Daddy Ball train like it’s Thomas the Tank Engine. Sure, they almost lost to the Richmond Basketballers, but they’ve got Mr. Louisville and the river rats to hold down them pirates. Greensburg? Flat bills so big they look like pizza boxes. Beads crease ‘em up and ship ‘em out, 55–7. Rushville Lions vs Methville Spartans Ohhh baby, the barn burner of the week. Picture this: two fanbases arguing over who’s got the better Casey’s pizza slice while their teams punt on 3rd down. Rushville, also known as “No-Rush-Ville,” moves slower than dial-up internet. Methville? They’ll hit you like a dump truck, then disappear at halftime for a smoke break. Spartans win a thriller, 12–6, with all 18 points coming off fumbled punts. Connie’s Poker Chips vs Franklin County Jo Jos This one smells like an upset until I hear the voice of my father whisper, “Son… hike up your shorts and run power right.” FC’s “This Is Our Year” chant has been echoing since 1994 — it’s like Bigfoot, everyone’s heard it, no one’s seen it. The Dairy Cottage will be packed win or lose, but Connie’s Poker Chips cash out the Jo Jos, 35–21.

Well well well........looks like there is a new face in the GID. Let me introduce myself to everyone, I am the son of legendary coach Daddy Sel. Now if you don't know who Daddy Sel is then you must be living under a rock or he just hasn't crossed paths with your mother yet. Some don't understand that Daddy Sel is a hall of famer at LHS and he needs more recognition for that, he is a legend in these parts. Outside of being a great football coach, Daddy Sel is known to have some fun. I heard when I was young that my pappa had some fun down in New Orleans with some young cats who were learning from the great Daddy Sel. Some say that city was almost burnt to the ground and every lady in sight wanted to be with Big Sel. There was a lot of talks about sandbars after that trip but I still can't wrap my head around to what that is. I do know one thing though, he loves our sweet mother with everything he owns. Rumors were going around that she was trying to sell all of his LHS gear on the marketplace but that ain't true. There's no way my mother would root for Coach Boom and his beads. Daddy Sel has only coached 1,000 yard backs, he would never slip under that. He even sat in the hurricane of mooreville in 2021, sitting over there with no shelter put fear into them bone licking pirates. Pappa Sel is one of the greats and i'm honored to call him pops, I couldn't ask for a better role model to help me gain my own 1,000 yard back! Now that everyone knows a little bit about Daddy Sel and the man he is, time for some football predictions. Predictions' for this week in Sectional 30 Let's start off with LHS vs 1-20 - Well it's been a fun week for StinkTown and the connie baby tigers, they just came off a big win against the second best coach in SD football history. The tigers are rolling right into this week with a lot of speed against a tough opponent in the Pirates of Honda world. Lil ralphe and the boys have a little steam, coming off a HUGE victory over the mighty techies of Purdue Poly Tech. The game seemed very interesting with how many fans were in the stands, maybe everyone knew lil ralphie had this one in the bag. Lil ralphie and his clan will run into a big problem when they come to Stink land. I got stinktown winning 42-0 with the JV in, handing Mr. Ralphie his final game in Hondaville. Now onto Puppy land vs JoJoe county - This one has been one that I have been thinking about very much. The country club boys of Batesville riding the high horse since last year has been coming back down to earth a lot this year. I know that Coffin keeps blaming it on injuries and other things but the puppies just aint that good. There defense looks like Coach Boom is running it, they need some help. JoJoe nation has been looking pretty tough, they got some momentum coming into this game against the casket nation. The coach has his kid playing every position he possibly can. Give me the Jojoe's giving the pups a little cat scratch fever 31-28 to end the one year wonder's season!