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Stinky, Stink, Stink 1..2..3....

Week 1 is here and so is Stinky

you already know its about the EIAC.

Hondaburg @ Bearpoo: The Pirates have lost their last 6 games, but don't worry Hondaburg Fans, you'll have plenty of "Air Squatting" this Friday! The Pirates will stab those bears with their boney, bone, bone...Hold up....Did someone tell me they are now in the spread bone? Can someone from Hondaburg confirm that Hondaburg has stepped outside the 1970's and is now up to speed with the current game? Prediction: Hondaburg 35 - Bearpoo 7

Spartan Town @ Devil Town: No preview, just a Prediction: Devil Town 28 - Spartan Town 15

Chicken & Jo Joes @  Basketball School: Let me tell ya, the crew was at that scrimmage, 30 Tiger BL's deep, but those Trojans slang that pig skin all over the PIT. Prediction: Basketball School 21 - Chicken Jo Joes 14

Stewart Town @ Wig Wam Nation: Last year the Lions somehow squeaked out a 1 pt victory. However, this year the Indians spear those Lions for a bonfire Lion fest Friday night. Wig Wam 28 - Stewart Town 17

Casket Nation @ Pantherville: JC has not been good since Stink Town was a little squirt back in the day. No reason to discuss this game. Casket Nation is down this year C3, Hobo Hut, Cherry Things and all the above roll in JC. Casket Nation 28 - Panterville 7

Boom Boyz / River Rats #KFI @ Hooty, Hoot, Hoots: Well the Boom Boyz are coming off their best year since Chuchie was in pre-school at St. Mary's. #KFI will roll into Seymour and take out a few Owls. Those Owls better have their heads on a swivel...Cause those Knights have a "killer Instinct" Boom Boyz / River Rats # KFI: 35 - Hooty Hoot, Hoot 21

BiG ReD & BlAcK vs Stink Town: Last time the Trojans rolled into Stink Town they had a gator on their equipment bus and was jamming Girls, Girls, Girls...wait...wait...wait...that was years ago. Last time they rolled into the pit the Trojans stormed the turf an escaped with a 15-14 victory. Man, those Tiger BL's were flowing heavy that night. This year who knows. The local folk seem to think this Trojan squad has the best defense in school history, even better than the Bad Boy Parris & Stoney days...then skip to 90's Wade, Owens, Hacker, King, Gilbert, Roth pulling the strings, they say they are special. This Stink Town Offense looks to get back on track and push that offensive average back to 35 or higher. As they say in all sports, you are the King till someone knocks you off. This year those Stink Town Tigers get it done Prediction: Stink Town 21- Trojanville 17