Bulldogs House A Kansas Freak?

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink, 1.2..3...

Driving through Casket Town, what did Stink see?

Not K9, not C3,

But a Dawg so fierce, it could whip the crew and STC!

A tall freak of nature, six-foot-six & Three hundred pounds, just for kicks!

No, Stink hasn’t been drinking, no one believes that $&!^

Rumor says Ol' Coach Gray Pup hit the Kansas sky,

With his bible held high, shouting "Z" to the knee,

You can't play that high, not if you’re with me!"

If anyone can confirm what STC saw,

Let us know, cause lawd, if so,

There's a new Tiger breeding store going in next door!