Coffin K9

Gotta agree with Stink on this one, I think Spin City goes down this Friday. 

In fact, I'm gonna call in now and say the Clown and crew come to Casket Town for the Title! 

EIAC....Forever! Weak Schedules....Never!

Welcome back Z

2 hours ago, DumfriesYMCA said:

Kinda surprised Lawrenceburg is listed as the favorite.  All the talk has been Btown central. 

Schedule! 

Phatta Tat Tat that was pretty funny, but Connie called and you owe her some money. 

I hear you were there but not with the girls, you were back in the bathroom earnin some pearls.

It seems this Rat was suckin em down, through a hole in the wall sat Homey the Clown.

You beat the Dawgs, I will agree. In fourteen years, you've got THREE!

The Can was bad, I must admit. But anyone could see you weren't legit.

From Spread to D Dub and back again? I'm confused by this, please help me friend...

Who calls the O for the Red and Blue? Does your Daddy do it, or does he let you?

So go ahead and cheer about six weeks ago, but now we near the end of your show. 

For once again we can all agree, Sectional 23 Champs will be mighty EC. 

One more thing before I go, there's a little secret you need to know...

You can not beat me in this game of rhymes, you're slingin pennies and I'm droppin dimes.

K9 will never have to lick his balls, as long as Rats like you hang in Connie's stalls! 

6 hours ago, StinkTownClown said:

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2.3.

Coach Boom in the woods training for the Army 

As  you can see after this dismal display

Coach Boom couldn't walk for days!

STC hopes Coach Boom is doing well

if not he can get a lap dance at Connies

and that hopefully will make him well.

Stink Town Jumpin FOREVER - Coach Boom NEVER

 

 

Looked like Boom fell flat on his face tonight! Thank God for the running clock or that might have gotten ugly. What is going on in Rat Town? Was this beat down with or without the all powerful DW? Coach Boom better tune that DW up this week or he's gonna have plenty of time to plan for next year's intro!!!

51 minutes ago, dawgieinthepound said:

Are you ever right?

What was I wrong about Dawgie? When you stole the pic from a post, did it mention that it was Senior night? I doubt you will see any inflatables in Casket land. 

Pretty pathetic that a former Dawg puts more effort into running the program down from afar than showing some support. Young pups and their bark!

5 hours ago, dawgieinthepound said:

Rumor is the DAWGS are getting a fog machine and considering an inflatable helmet of their own!

You sure seem to hear a lot of bad rumors Dawgie. I don't know who your informant is, but you need to find a new one.  

The Dawgs don't need all that fancy schmancy crap. Those Rats won't be so proud when they gather for the 2029 reunion and find out they all have COPD!!! KFI's into is like putting $1000 wheels on a Prius. In the end, it's still just a Prius!

16 hours ago, Magic 8 Ball said:

I’m so confused

What are you confused about Dawgie?

1 minute ago, dawgieinthepound said:

I think the only coincidence is that you're wrong again, a few times here.

Nah, once maybe but I doubt it. 

15 minutes ago, troyfan said:

Would love to hear from the Casketville Crew about their battle with Foghorn this week. A win could send them confidently into the 2nd season. 

I haven't missed a game this year, and those Dawgs are hanging tough. The season started really rough, but the past couple weeks have shown some encouraging signs. They lost to Stinktown by one point without their starting RB. It looked like Stinktown had some dudes out too, so hard to say how much it impacted either team. Either way, it held up to be the best game in the EIAC.

 Their #2 RB went down in the Hondaburg game, but they still managed to be playing for a chance to win the game in the final minutes. Hopefully they are calling in a witch doctor to get those Dawgs healthy before it really counts. 

I think the Dawgs will get the much needed W this week. Homecoming will be in the air, and I heard the powder puff teams are looking good which is always a good sign. 

I never predict scores, but Dawgs over Chicken Cats this week in a close one. 

10 hours ago, dawgieinthepound said:

Z's ban holding firm like Stalingrad...... 

MAN. Been out of state for a few days in the old home of Michael Jordan... what number was he again @Coffin K9? I'm talking 1991 Jordan, you might be able to get that right. Can't say I'm too familiar with that number though.

Speaking of 1991. Rumor along 74 is the Dogs were in full pads this week prepping for the Wildcats. Can you believe this was 28 years ago? Dawgie was just a young pup back then... was K9 around?

By the way @troyfan whatever happened to ole' Foghorn Leghorn...? Thank you for the donation.

Hahaha...Dawgie wasn't even born then, he's still a young pup! There's one thing this old dawg knows about young pups...they always have more bark than bite! 

K9 was around for the first "Mr. Football" show in 91, and it was impressive. Didn't play against him that year, but did get to watch. Better than anything Dawgie23 has ever seen, I can guarantee you! 

Rumor has it, only an idiot would take 74 right now with all the construction.

Well looky there, what a coincidence! 

On 10/3/2019 at 4:03 PM, dawgieinthepound said:

Maybe I'll stop by Hondaburg and introduce myself tomorrow night? Where can I find you?

How was the Carmel game Dawgie23??? 😂

6 hours ago, Magic 8 Ball said:

The EIAC is quiet this week...here it is Tuesday night and only a handful of posts.

Might be cuz the Grid Nazis took all the fun out of it last week?

1 hour ago, dawgieinthepound said:

Maybe I'll stop by Hondaburg and introduce myself tomorrow night? Where can I find you?

I shouldn't be too hard for an admin to find, but we both know that's not gonna happen Dawgie. Enjoy the Carmel game!  

13 hours ago, dawgieinthepound said:

Can't quite agree with the new ideology.

What ideology is that? The one where you're an admin so you know everyone's identity, but you think no one knows who you are so you call them "little"? C'mon Dawgie23, you should know the only people in CasketNation who don't talk are the ones who are actually in caskets!  

48 minutes ago, Magic 8 Ball said:

but what do I know.

Very good question!!

1 hour ago, dawgieinthepound said:

Don't sweat it. As an example, this would for the 10 accounts registered to Lawrenceburg High School. As an example..... of course.

TEN accounts? I don't know if there's ten people in Stinktown that know how to use the interweb. My guess is all Lburg IP addresses lead back to Connie's!!

6 minutes ago, dawgieinthepound said:

Can I ask what is more "next level" than a state title with another appearance and a 3 point loss in semi-state to eventual state champ?

You're right....what I meant was, I think he may have continued that trend had he stayed at EC making them a serious contender more often than not. 

1 hour ago, Coach Nowlin said:

I have took 1 account and gave the toss out of the community. 

The obsession over a coach who hasn't been there in 2 years at East Central has gotten out of control and I/WE will not continue to let you all have your personal playground.

I addressed this issue last year and the next move will be banning every IP from SE INDIANA with 1 quick hit of a button.  

 

 

 

I can understand the obsession, he was the best thing going in Trojan land. He might have actually taken them to the next level. 

But I don't quite understand wanting to shut the enitre EIAC down over something so petty. The clown is right, it's the best thread on the Grid hands down. Besides, anyone smart enough to know how to shut down accounts based on the location of their IP address is also smart enough to know that a user can "appear" to be posting from Zimbabwe if they wanted. It's all in fun, there's no need to get worked up. 

On a side note...I never dreamt Z would get benched before EC's quarterback! 

It's really not that hard, nearly anyone can see. The Clown he has been hacked, cuz this ain't Stink 1.2..3...

Location, wrong. Coach's name, wrong. Stink does not make these mistakes. K9 ran into ole Stink at Connie's after the game on Friday. He didn't say it out loud, but his face told me he was surprised, and a little impressed. 

21 hours ago, StinkTownClown said:

But STC just thinks Coach Moore knows Coach H too well! Take the Pirates

Is this why the Dawgs have blown the doors off the Honda Rats in 3 of the last 4 meetings? Or perhaps this why Coach Moore is basically running the Casket Nation offense this year? Doesn't matter, the Honda Rats go down hard this Friday...again! 

1 hour ago, Z In The Knee said:

If you keep barking up that tree, you better be ready for what comes down it. 

Oh now Z, don't be so uptight.

3 hours ago, StinkTownClown said:

Hondaburg vs Casket Nation: Stink saw first hand what those dawgs can do if given a chance. This game is at the pound and that might just be what the Dawgs smell. But STC just thinks Coach Moore knows Coach H too well! Take the Pirates. Pirates 28 - Dawgs 21

This game is at Hondaburg, and I'm a little surprised by the Clown's prediction on this one. Must be an imposter!!  Who is Coach H? "This" clown is either 4 years behind, or he doesn't know how to spell. Yep...definitely an imposter!

32 minutes ago, TheLip2 said:

The Casket Nation QB hurt the Tigers over and over again.

Stinktown's QB was giving the Dawg defense fits too. Both Sophomores...it will be fun to watch in the years to come. 

Like I said before, Tigers vs Dawgs is THE best game in the EIAC!