TigerBLenthusiast69

Speedhawk had lots of fun this homecoming the parade, the dance, and the FC drumming but its on to the dawgs, excited for sure a victory, I know the tigers will procure Speedhawk gives an invitation, to his friend, K9 If B'Ville can keep within 20, Connie's trip on my dime!

Speedhawk loves to drop in a rhyme We'll see ya again in just a week's time Congrats on the newfound success Won't happen this year if the Hawk has a guess Delusional dog fan, just like every other Don't you know, you're still little brother

Too long, the speedhawk has been on hiatus Since the grids been down, I took a trip to Vegas What a place! Glad I could take in the scene Was missing my friend Boom, who they deemed too mean All along, my friend has been tarred and feathered Sources are saying his apology letter was pressured but don't fret my friend is back in good graces the IHSAA says Boom is one for the ages A good PR move for Mardi Gras, Yes Slipped a ref a Benjamin for all this good press https://www.812noww.com/post/south-dearborn-coach-recognized-by-officials-for-sportsmanship

Prep, don’t we know that stealing is a sin? Boy you are lucky, Speedhawk has thick skin. took me all day to photoshop so nice Copying me, you better think twice Just don’t get caught with imposter syndrome Because our David in November will get a trophy in the big Oil Dome

Speedhawk says 33 years is too long Friday we all shall hear the L'burg fight song Tigers find a way and Tiger BL's flow We've got a Gilmour and he can throw Tigers aren't scared of the "mighty" Red and Black Speedhawk will see you all at Connie's for a post-game snack

Connersville at Richmond East Central at Lawrenceburg Franklin County at New Castle Rushville at Milan Shelbyville at Greensburg South Dearborn at Jennings County Triton Central at Batesville

Speedhawk here, now that B'villes end is near, for weeks I've been quiet, licking my wounds and having a TigerBL diet, again and again the dawgs surprise, but this Tiger's got the Pats leading their demise back the doggies, will go to their crate I've got Hills winning by 28! Heritage 35 - Doggies 7

Happy Election Day! Two big fights this week Bulldogs vs Tigers and Trump vs Kamala... Many similarities between the two. The "Sleepy" Joe-Joe's decided to step down and give the Bulldogs a fraudulent run at the sectional championship. The dogs keep making campaign promises of a new and improved team fresh from injury, but time will tell if they will also flee back to Kansas... Neither Kamala or the Dogs can protect these borders huh? Just like Trump is standing against rising inflation rates. The Tigers are the last ones standing in the fight against the inflation of K9's ego! This race won't nearly reach 270 but I'll take the: Stinktown Statesmen: 35 B'ville Border Tsar Bureaucrats: 14

Kitty bowl next week for sure! Give Speedhawk the Tigers over Wildcats

Speedhawk saw a SD fan yesterday and l just lost it. Smug jerk. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some salad. Salad. Typical Knights fan. He was there with his stupid SD fan wife who of course was eating a salad too. Jesus Christ I hate South Dearborn fans so much. I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in the EIAC. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid jerk was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a Knights t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a schmuck. He and the stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in the EIAC with the best money in football please". I couldn't believe this guy. He just kept going at this salad like he's king of the world. I just tried to ignore that attention seeking jerk but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some passive aggressive BS so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN THE EIAC RIGHT HERE. Jesus. You should have seen his wife. What a cow. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fake-politeness SD fans put on is ridiculous. Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you kidding me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his salad was almost as good as being in football heaven. I couldn't take it. l told that idiot what a smug jerk he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't know what a jerk he was. l tackled him like my favorite player Noah Knigga right there. Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to put me on trial for assault. SD fans smh...

And now, a special sectional edition, of Speedhawk's Shakespeare corner: In the Pit where passions ignite, Sectional week brings the thrill of the fight. Coach K, Speedhawk, and his Tigers, fierce and bold, Over already, as K9 has told... Last week’s clash, a tough battle fought, But this time, the Knights won’t know what they’ve caught. With every snap, they’ll push for the score, Determined to settle it once more. Coach Boom made an impression that much is certain, Too bad the tigers, will make him drop his curtain, A great effort, sure, but did SD blow their load? Speedhawk wants a win, send them to a different zip code! Much talk about Boomer's record win, maybe after the game, Speedhawk takes him to Hollywood to spin, better odds on the slots than beating the orange and black We'll beat the knights back-to-back K9 he barks, and lays claim That this week will be Knigga's last game Enjoy the time off, rest up on your bye In 2 weeks time, those puppies will cry He's stirred up, he's shaken, he's frothing with foam Silly puppy, it's not over till the TIgers take dome Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same...

A win is a win is a win

Here's to hoping Stink will get to see a good team at some point then! Haven't since Week 1

Only way that happens is if they buy a ticket to the Joe Flacco show...

They will be denied when Speedhawk, Coach K, Coach Manford and the boys send the pups to a big farm upstate!

Poor Casket Puppies... Stink City Kitties seemed to have put their season in a downward spiral. They must be glad to get to Methtuckyville, if I was a betting man, I'd say it is their last win of the "dream season." Hell, I'd head back to Kansas too!

Happy sectional draw! Speedhawk is happy to be back after a week long stay at the Casa de Connie. Speedhawk wants to extend a congratulations to Boomer on being only a win away from being the winningest coach in Mardi Gras-land. Don't worry about party planning this time around. Back-to-back 'burg beatings will leave it for 2025.

Connersville at Batesville, 7 pm Franklin County at Bluffton, 7:30 pm Greensburg at Rushville, 7 pm Roncalli at East Central, 7:30 pm Lawrenceburg at South Dearborn, 7 pm

Almost game day! Speedhawk is hearing reports out of tiger camp that Coach Knigga is changing up his morning routine. Wake up at 3 am. (rubs course River stones on his face) 3:05 Change out of tiger jammies and stare longingly at his framed photo of Speedhawk at Lucas Oil Stadium 3:15 - Celtic guttural echo screams into the still night sky (ponder Orion) 3:45 - (1) bagel with Vegemite (scooped) 4:00 - Wakes family for meditative choir practice session 4:30 - Marathon (heavy) 5:00 -Reads Ulysses and translate it into Latin by candle light 5:15 - Sprint Triathlon (heavier) 6:35 - Meditation fugue state that he usually wakes up from while pushing 345 on the bar in the tiger weight room Meanwhile, Speedhawk got a sneak peek at ole Flatbill's morning routine

In Casketville, the talk was loud and clear, Smack flying fast, fueled by pride and cheer. “Just wait and see, we’ll show you our might!” Confidence buzzing, they didn't even put up a fight. But now the thread’s quiet, not a word to be found, Where’s the bravado? Did it just scatter around? No updates, no jabs, just a stillness so stark, Did they run out of steam, or are they just in the dark? The Tigers are roaring, strong and proud, The rest of the schedule a cake walk, no losses to be allowed! With every touchdown, our spirits will soar, At Connie's we'll gather, sharing tales and more! A trip to the dome is within our reach Speedhawk is ready for his victory screech!!!

Stinktown put down the doggies from casket town last week and it wasn't even close. I'd imagine it will be more of the same against Flatbill and the boys. Also, Speedhawk wants to send his Congrats to Coach K for becoming the winningest coach in Tiger history!

East Central at Connersville, 7 pm Greensburg at Batesville, 7 pm Rushville at Lawrenceburg, 7 pm South Dearborn at Franklin County, 7 pm

'Twas the night before Jo-Jo's, and all through the school, Not a player was stirring; they thought football wasn't cool. The jerseys were hung by the lockers with care, In hopes that new teammates soon would be there. The fourth graders nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of touchdowns danced in their heads. And Ralphie with whistle, with clipboard in hand, Knew tomorrow he'd gather the best in the land. When out on Scott Moore field there arose such a clatter, Ralphie sprang from his office to see what was the matter. Away to the sidelines, he flew like a flash, To gather the young ones and make a big splash. The moon on the grass made the end zone gleam bright, As he envisioned his team taking flight. “Hey kids!” he called out, “Come join us for fun! Please, I need a win, oh just one!” With helmets and cleats, and a heart full of cheer, We’ll tackle the challenge, we’ll persevere. For fourth graders bold, who dare to take a stand, We’ll teach you the plays, we’ll lend you a hand. From passing and catching to running the ball, Now, our program won't be as small. So gather your courage, your laughter, your dreams, Just no more bonfires with other teams! And as Ralphie drew up the plans for the day, He whispered a wish: “They’ll come out to play.” With hope in his heart, he turned off the light, Excited for tomorrow’s big, beautiful fight. So when dawn breaks bright, and the sun starts to rise, He’ll welcome his future with joy in his eyes. For football is family, it’s passion, it’s thrill— Let’s hope the Jo Jo's don't steal signs like that clown will!

Tigers head to Casket town Should be a great showdown The clown must have too much free time To be responding so much to the EIAC whine The clowns a good friend so Speedhawk will digress, We both know that in 3A, Lburg's the best While, K9 claims their the team to beat I've got this down as another 24-13 repeat