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Speedhawk saw a SD fan yesterday and l just lost it. Smug jerk. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some salad. Salad. Typical Knights fan. He was there with his stupid SD fan wife who of course was eating a salad too. Jesus Christ I hate South Dearborn fans so much. I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in the EIAC. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid jerk was chewing. Jesus Christ. He had a Knights t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a schmuck. He and the stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in the EIAC with the best money in football please". I couldn't believe this guy. He just kept going at this salad like he's king of the world. I just tried to ignore that attention seeking jerk but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some passive aggressive BS so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN THE EIAC RIGHT HERE. Jesus. You should have seen his wife. What a cow. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fake-politeness SD fans put on is ridiculous. Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you kidding me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his salad was almost as good as being in football heaven. I couldn't take it. l told that idiot what a smug jerk he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't know what a jerk he was. l tackled him like my favorite player Noah Knigga right there. Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to put me on trial for assault. SD fans smh...

And now, a special sectional edition, of Speedhawk's Shakespeare corner: In the Pit where passions ignite, Sectional week brings the thrill of the fight. Coach K, Speedhawk, and his Tigers, fierce and bold, Over already, as K9 has told... Last week’s clash, a tough battle fought, But this time, the Knights won’t know what they’ve caught. With every snap, they’ll push for the score, Determined to settle it once more. Coach Boom made an impression that much is certain, Too bad the tigers, will make him drop his curtain, A great effort, sure, but did SD blow their load? Speedhawk wants a win, send them to a different zip code! Much talk about Boomer's record win, maybe after the game, Speedhawk takes him to Hollywood to spin, better odds on the slots than beating the orange and black We'll beat the knights back-to-back K9 he barks, and lays claim That this week will be Knigga's last game Enjoy the time off, rest up on your bye In 2 weeks time, those puppies will cry He's stirred up, he's shaken, he's frothing with foam Silly puppy, it's not over till the TIgers take dome Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same...

A win is a win is a win

Here's to hoping Stink will get to see a good team at some point then! Haven't since Week 1

Only way that happens is if they buy a ticket to the Joe Flacco show...

They will be denied when Speedhawk, Coach K, Coach Manford and the boys send the pups to a big farm upstate!

Poor Casket Puppies... Stink City Kitties seemed to have put their season in a downward spiral. They must be glad to get to Methtuckyville, if I was a betting man, I'd say it is their last win of the "dream season." Hell, I'd head back to Kansas too!

Happy sectional draw! Speedhawk is happy to be back after a week long stay at the Casa de Connie. Speedhawk wants to extend a congratulations to Boomer on being only a win away from being the winningest coach in Mardi Gras-land. Don't worry about party planning this time around. Back-to-back 'burg beatings will leave it for 2025.

Connersville at Batesville, 7 pm Franklin County at Bluffton, 7:30 pm Greensburg at Rushville, 7 pm Roncalli at East Central, 7:30 pm Lawrenceburg at South Dearborn, 7 pm

Almost game day! Speedhawk is hearing reports out of tiger camp that Coach Knigga is changing up his morning routine. Wake up at 3 am. (rubs course River stones on his face) 3:05 Change out of tiger jammies and stare longingly at his framed photo of Speedhawk at Lucas Oil Stadium 3:15 - Celtic guttural echo screams into the still night sky (ponder Orion) 3:45 - (1) bagel with Vegemite (scooped) 4:00 - Wakes family for meditative choir practice session 4:30 - Marathon (heavy) 5:00 -Reads Ulysses and translate it into Latin by candle light 5:15 - Sprint Triathlon (heavier) 6:35 - Meditation fugue state that he usually wakes up from while pushing 345 on the bar in the tiger weight room Meanwhile, Speedhawk got a sneak peek at ole Flatbill's morning routine

In Casketville, the talk was loud and clear, Smack flying fast, fueled by pride and cheer. “Just wait and see, we’ll show you our might!” Confidence buzzing, they didn't even put up a fight. But now the thread’s quiet, not a word to be found, Where’s the bravado? Did it just scatter around? No updates, no jabs, just a stillness so stark, Did they run out of steam, or are they just in the dark? The Tigers are roaring, strong and proud, The rest of the schedule a cake walk, no losses to be allowed! With every touchdown, our spirits will soar, At Connie's we'll gather, sharing tales and more! A trip to the dome is within our reach Speedhawk is ready for his victory screech!!!

Stinktown put down the doggies from casket town last week and it wasn't even close. I'd imagine it will be more of the same against Flatbill and the boys. Also, Speedhawk wants to send his Congrats to Coach K for becoming the winningest coach in Tiger history!

East Central at Connersville, 7 pm Greensburg at Batesville, 7 pm Rushville at Lawrenceburg, 7 pm South Dearborn at Franklin County, 7 pm

'Twas the night before Jo-Jo's, and all through the school, Not a player was stirring; they thought football wasn't cool. The jerseys were hung by the lockers with care, In hopes that new teammates soon would be there. The fourth graders nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of touchdowns danced in their heads. And Ralphie with whistle, with clipboard in hand, Knew tomorrow he'd gather the best in the land. When out on Scott Moore field there arose such a clatter, Ralphie sprang from his office to see what was the matter. Away to the sidelines, he flew like a flash, To gather the young ones and make a big splash. The moon on the grass made the end zone gleam bright, As he envisioned his team taking flight. “Hey kids!” he called out, “Come join us for fun! Please, I need a win, oh just one!” With helmets and cleats, and a heart full of cheer, We’ll tackle the challenge, we’ll persevere. For fourth graders bold, who dare to take a stand, We’ll teach you the plays, we’ll lend you a hand. From passing and catching to running the ball, Now, our program won't be as small. So gather your courage, your laughter, your dreams, Just no more bonfires with other teams! And as Ralphie drew up the plans for the day, He whispered a wish: “They’ll come out to play.” With hope in his heart, he turned off the light, Excited for tomorrow’s big, beautiful fight. So when dawn breaks bright, and the sun starts to rise, He’ll welcome his future with joy in his eyes. For football is family, it’s passion, it’s thrill— Let’s hope the Jo Jo's don't steal signs like that clown will!

Tigers head to Casket town Should be a great showdown The clown must have too much free time To be responding so much to the EIAC whine The clowns a good friend so Speedhawk will digress, We both know that in 3A, Lburg's the best While, K9 claims their the team to beat I've got this down as another 24-13 repeat

Speedhawk says gimme the sign stealing stinky kitties over the Jo-Jo’s big. Too much talent in tiger town, finally starting to put it together. In my thirty years as a loyal Tiger fan, I've never seen a coach tactically better than Knigga and I think he's the best coach anyone’s ever had. I mean, seriously, who knew all you had to do to win by 60+ was steal some signs! Coach Manford and the boys didn’t even have to get padded up in the ole Speedhawk patented 3-4 defense. Back him and trust the process. We can do this. #stealthedome

Batesville at East Central ©, 7:30 pm Greensburg at South Dearborn ©, 7 pm Lawrenceburg at Franklin County, 7 pm Rushville at Connersville, 7 pm

And now, a very special homecoming edition of Speedhawk's Shakespeare Corner: In the heart of a Friday, where the lights glow bright, Speedhawk's excitement ignites the night. 100's of points have been promised this game We will see if Lil Ralphie can rebuke this claim With wings of orange and a spirit so keen, He readies himself for the homecoming scene. The stadium hums with a vibrant cheer, As he dreams of the game drawing ever so near. Each chant and each cheer makes his heart race, With visions of victory, he quickens his pace. The turf is alive with a shimmering sheen, Reflecting the joy of the Speedhawk's vibrant dream. Speedhawk, in wonder, feels the thrill in the air, For tonight is the night, and he’ll surely be there. With every touchdown and every bold play, Speedhawk’s excitement will never decay. For the magic of homecoming, so rich and so grand, The biggest win for the Tigers... until they see Rand So here's to the game, where the night is alive, With Coach K's exuberance, the spirit will thrive. In the echoes of cheers and the thrill of the fight, Speedhawk will revel in glory until the end of the night. At Connie's this homecoming will surely end, For night one of his weekend bend, his favorite locale, his second home, that is, besides, the Indy superDome

No need... Speedhawk is a proud card carrying Connie's rewards club member!

No one is going to believe me, but I have a friend whose brother's coworker briefly dated Lil Ralphie. She said that on their first date they went to a restaurant and Ralphie ordered two different bowls of soup and mixed them together one spoonful at a time before eating both bowls mixed together as one soup... Knigga Disciples 63 - Future Honda Engineers 0

Lil Ralphie’s crew, stands in vain, Against the Tigers' power, swift and plain, The Speedhawk’s gaze is true, his flight so bold, He sees the Tigers’ tale of triumph told. The scoreboard glows with numbers, bright and proud, As Tigers’ fans erupt, a roaring crowd, With every run and touchdown, cheers ignite, The Speedhawk’s vision turns to pure delight. Oh brother, it will be a Connie's night So on this night of homecoming's festive cheer, The Speedhawk’s prophecy is crystal clear, The Tigers take the field, their spirits high, And soar to victory ‘neath the starlit sky. Hope you guys are enjoying my poem Speedhawks still wants dome

Batesville at Rushville, 7 pm Franklin County at East Central, 7:30 pm Greensburg at Lawrenceburg, 7 pm South Dearborn at Connersville, 7 pm

Connersville at Greensburg, 7 pm East Central at Cincinnati Moeller (Ohio), 7 pm Franklin County at Rushville, 7 pm Milan at Lawrenceburg, 7 pm South Dearborn at Batesville, 7 pm Speedhawk at Connie's, 9:30 pmish

Speedhawk’s forecast, bold and bright, Lawrenceburg Tigers will win this fight. Against the Yellowjackets’ sting and bite, At Connie' surely it'll be, pure delight. In the clash beneath the Friday night, The Tigers’ strength will take the height. Mark this down, as fans ignite, The Tigers’ victory is in sight. In the clash of orange and yellow hue, The Tigers’ roar will break on through. This week, the new scoreboard’s bound to show, The Tigers’ triumph in their glow. People in Tigerland will celebrate at home because yet another year will end at the dome. Led by the new guy, another Gilmour I got the tigers by at least 4. Stinktown 17 - Dirty Water Trash 13