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TigerBLenthusiast69

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  1. Playoff time baby. Tigers are going all the way this year. Just needed to make it known that: If Coach Knigga has a million number of fans, i am one of them. If Coach Knigga has ten fans i am one of them. If Coach Knigga has no fans. that means i am no more on the earth. if the world is against Coach Knigga, i am against the world. i love Coach Knigga till my last breath... die hard fan of Coach Knigga #WEWANTDOME #Centervilledoesn’tplayareal3Aschedule #DanHartmanisstatisticallystillbetterthanBrotherton
  2. I just saw Coach Manford at the car wash. I was waiting in line when I noticed he was getting out of his car in front of me. I waved and he winked back, but before I knew it, he was fastening himself with his cleats on into the conveyor system. I rolled down my window and was like "dude that's for cars!" and he said, "don't worry, kid. I'm a professional." A few minutes later, he emerged from the front of the tunnel, hair perfect as can be, and he ran down the asphalt. I heard an attendant yelling that he forgot his car, which was still blasting Bette Midler at full volume, but in the distance, a faint voice called back "I'll get another one. It's Connersville week."
  3. My girlfriend and I broke up because of Coach Knigga. We got in a huge fight over it because I was saying how beautiful Coach is. The fight eventually spilled into other topics and it got really heated. In the heat of the moment I called her a "Connersville Spartans Fan", and it was a wrap. We dated for two years and were thinking about moving in together. At the time I thought she was the love of my life. And it ended over Coach K, And since all of my friends were also her friends, and she was closer friends with them than I was, they took her side. So I lost all my friends too. My best friend called me a few hours after the argument and said he didn't want to hang out with me anymore because it would cause drama. The only person I've talked to in like a week is my Coach K stuffed animal. GO TIGERS
  4. Stink Town taking the title
  5. If we are talking about having "no competition in the conference" then we need to get rid of the Timmy Lakes... only thing that makes that trip worth it is the ribeye.
  6. Coach K would easily out-man every coach in the EIAC easily. You think you can just pick up 120's and curl them? Coach K will grab 150's. No other coach is that vascular. No other coach can wear the sweat wicking clothing. Ryan Knigga looks like he should make a living chopping down redwoods and lipping half a can of grizzly, not spending his time wishing for a red rifle like Ralphie. You know who won't have a bonfire mid game?Coach K. Give me 1 coach K over 1000’s Belichick’s. The success factor is scared of one man. And he resides in Stink Town. Geaux Tigas.
  7. Heard a little rumor this morning coming out of Title (Stink) Town. Coach K when asked by the school newspaper to comment on his pregame routines, “Me and Coach Manford start the day with 11 raw ostrich eggs. The ostrich is a living velociraptor, & my body runs better with prehistoric alpha predator protein. That's just science. Then Coach Henry gets me right with a quick workout. All glamor muscles. This isn't for function, this is for intimidation. When my biceps are blazing and my body is hopped up on dino protein, I make all coaches make sweet love to their wives with a photo of the opposing team's coach taped on the bed stand, and Steven Segal movies playing on full blast. My theory behind that is, if I can finish while looking at you, I can beat you. Again, science.” A true hero and motivator in Stink Town.
  8. It’s Fall Music Fest night in the Burg, hopefully the Tigers can wrap up this blowout quick. They hit the Stink Town stage at 10pm.
  9. The Pit @ Dick Meader StadiumCirca 9:30pm September 22nd 2023 (Colorized)
  10. I've heard of "A wolf in sheep's clothing" but this is a bit ridiculous...
  11. Live look-in at all the Bulldogs trying to fit in at Connie's after a big Tiger W
  12. Just getting Batesville prepared for their trip to HondaTURD next week. Sounding like they will need a bounce back W against lil ralphie's boy scout troop after back to back L's...
  13. Stinky City Kitties will roll the Casket Puppies by a large margin. Word on the street is that Mike "John Madden" Manford was up early this morning running Power RT all by himself on the turf. "Greatest Greensburg Coach of All Time" Air Squat Scott, Homecoming King Knigga and the gang will be headed to Connie's for some Tiger BL's after what could be their biggest win of the year. El Tigres by 90 (who needs to throw the ball anyways?) Another trip to Lucas Oil is on the horizon. WE WANT DOME!!!
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