Ok, so re-reading through this thread. You mentioned you were born in 1987. Quick math puts you graduating in 2005. I will make you ONE (1) offer, take it or leave it.
When President Trump wins, you need to attend a church service with me at my church (you pick the time, we have 4 services-815, 945, 1115, and 6 pm). I can come pick you up and drive you back. This would be $0 out of your pocket.
If your candidate should win, I will make a yearly donation of $50 (you graduated in '05 so I simply switched the numbers) payable to the Gridiron Digest, each year on January 20th, beginning 1/20/21.
Deal?
@Irishmanas the witness