EIAC Week 6

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Week 6 here and man it will be exciting!

Buckle up for a fun week on the Grid

It's early Saturday, so let the fun begin!

 

Here are the match-up's:

BiG ReD & BlAcK @ River Rat Mardi Gras Taco's - EC vs SD

Flat Bill Tiberlakes @ Village Fair People - Rushville vs Lapel

Chicken & Jo Joes @ Lil Ralphie's Better Hondaturds - FC @ Greensburg

Stink Town @ Casket Nation - Lawrenceburg @ Batesville

ConnerMethTuckyville vs Stirn's Crew - Connersville vs North Decatur

 

 

 

 

 

 

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Even the Bulldogs wish they could hang with STC!!!!

[Coffin K9]

Not so Mighty ReD aNd bLacK roll KFI River Rats...I think. The Mardi Gras Invaders have me thoroughly confused right now. Did Boom just play the JV offense against Hondaturd on Friday? Or, did Lil Ralphie get his to stop "giving up"?  🤷🏻‍♂️

I always side with Bulldogs, so Lapel over Flatbill Timberlakes, but I do think it could be tight. Wouldn't even be surprised if Flatbull pulls off a number one single and get the win. 

Chicken and JoJo's give Hondaturd the business and Lil Ralphie adds another "L" to his record. But, we might see IF his guys are starting to believe. I don't think so. I think it goes back to blowout city. 

I'll take the General and his Chargers over Connertucky! Coach S is a motivator, and talk about a team that believes! ND might as well get started on the statue that will eventually be at the entrance!!! Connertucky should win, on paper, but they won't. 

The one we have all been waiting for....THE game of the year part one. The Dogs may have fell to EC on Friday, but it was no easy task for the Trojans. Plus there were many variables impacting the Dogs. Injuries being the biggest one. But, they also didn't want to play too hard cuz they didn't want to wake up Z. Golden Dome had a sore throat, he's had a sore throat for a month and a half, and it just wasn't an environment that was suitable to request this from them. But, this week will be different! The Dogs get right and give the Tiger Rats their 3rd straight head to head loss (not including basketball and baseball 😬). Stink and the gang will be drowning their sorrows at Connie's after the game....under the poster!!

[BDawgs]

Bulldogs are the ultimate companions. They’re loyal, lovable, and have the cutest wrinkled faces. Clowns? They’re just people in costumes. Let’s face it, who wouldn’t choose a bulldog over a clown any day? 🐶🤡

[The Beagle]

Can't wait for the clown invasion this Friday.  Should be a good one.  

[Coffin K9]

The posse hauling Stink back to Whiskey City after Friday Night's game! No worries, he'll just be passed out from doing a shot for every Bulldog point scored. 

[Coffin K9]

Someone better bring a few shots for Coach K too. He wasn't too happy the last time he left the Dog Pound, so you better have something ready to settle him down this time, or he might have a stroke!

[ManEiaC]

Not so mighty Red & Black??? What does that make the pups…weak, insignificant, powerless, feeble and/or impotent? Doesn’t say much about the Dream Dogz losing to the not so mighty Red & Black.

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

What is going on in Hodaburg, someone tell us please???

First it was one of these.....

and now Lil Ralphie thinks he has a 

on staff sabotaging all of his coaching dreams!!!!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

just left the shop and the Crew 

was putting the final touches on one of these.....

[Coffin K9]

11 hours ago, ManEiaC said:

Not so mighty Red & Black??? What does that make the pups…weak, insignificant, powerless, feeble and/or impotent? Doesn’t say much about the Dream Dogz losing to the not so mighty Red & Black.

I have numerous friends in Red and Black and all of them know exactly what it means. Ask around St Leon, maybe someone will educate you. 

[ManEiaC]

CK9 - Allow me retort, two does not amount to numerous. The young Red & Black will be just fine as will the pups (this year) as long as they don’t have a let down after the tough emotional loss last Friday and focus on the Tiggers. I am an educated man, I graduated summa cum laude from Stinktown Clown College and received my doctorate from Gridiron University.

Remember belittling & berating a team that you lose too just makes the loss look that much worse.

 

 

[Coffin K9]

1 hour ago, ManEiaC said:

CK9 - Allow me retort, two does not amount to numerous. The young Red & Black will be just fine as will the pups (this year) as long as they don’t have a let down after the tough emotional loss last Friday and focus on the Tiggers. I am an educated man, I graduated summa cum laude from Stinktown Clown College and received my doctorate from Gridiron University.

Remember belittling & berating a team that you lose too just makes the loss look that much worse.

 

 

One, I have a few more than two friends in Trojanland. All of whom feel that the game could have went either way. But it didn't, so you're right, I don't have much of a leg to stand on with the GID. Of the EC guys that I know personally, all are great, and very realistic dudes. So, I probably shouldn't have let my disdain for the EC chest beaters get under my skin.

I agree that EC is young, and will likely be a different team come tournament time. If the Dogs can get healthy, they will also do well. I can assure you that the loss is behind them, and the focus is now on Stinktown's Tiger Rats. With all the festivities that will be taking place in Casket Nation on Friday, Stink is guaranteed to have a great time!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Don't know what this crew was doing

maybe getting ready for Friday or applying at Connies!

Dance Now!!!!!

[Coffin K9]

44 minutes ago, StinkTownClown said:

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Don't know what this crew was doing

maybe getting ready for Friday or applying at Connies!

Dance Now!!!!!

Ok...all Grid rivalries and trash talk aside...seeing the Gray Dog say "hop to the rhythm, hop, hop, to the rhythm" is KILLIN me!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Tigers head to Casket town 

Should be a great showdown

The clown must have too much free time

To be responding so much to the EIAC whine

The clowns a good friend so Speedhawk will digress,

We both know that in 3A, Lburg's the best

While, K9 claims their the team to beat

I've got this down as another 24-13 repeat

[CountryClubCowboy3]

Shew-EE.EE..EEE...

What a week in the EIAC!

Mighty R&B marches through rat town.   42-7

I'm sticking with the flatbills this week.  35-27

JoJos get right in turdland. Chicken dinners on the square.  49-33

Prairie Folk roll through tuckey ville 35-13

And the game of the week.  Dawgs coming off a heart breaker last week and there'll be a lot more than 1.6 seconds on the clock in this one.  Can the battered Dawgs recover.........ooooh yes.  Clowns, tigers, rats...it wont matter come friday night.  Therell be no trojanland delights this week.  It'll be bulldog BLs and Tuba fried chicken.  Tigers will bring it, they want it so much,  but the pohlcat and golden dome will just be too much!  Dawgs 27- Tigers 17

Randy's FOREVER!  Icehouse NEVER!

 

[Coffin K9]

1 hour ago, CountryClubCowboy3 said:

JoJos get right in turdland. Chicken dinners on the square.  49-33

Hondaturd puts up 33 this week??? They must have CCC puffing on the blow-up again, he's clearly light headed! 

[CountryClubCowboy3]

33 points from tree tower no way, C3 was being generous with one 3 today.  GRID doesn't like editing is all that I'll say.

[CountryClubCowboy3]

After having bulldog BLs in both fists, clowns will head back to stinkland looking like this!

[Coffin K9]

13 minutes ago, CountryClubCowboy3 said:

33 points from tree tower no way, C3 was being generous with one 3 today.  GRID doesn't like editing is all that I'll say.

That makes more sense! You almost have the Pound ready for the big Homecoming festivities? I hear it's gonna be quite the show! Nothing better than beating Stink on Homecoming night. Well....yeah there is...beating Stink in the Sectional Championship!!!!!

[Coffin K9]

What's it take to get clearance on the Grid? I hear there are people who have been awaiting approval for a while, but can't get clearance codes.

[The Beagle]

Sounds like The Big Helmet is ready to go.

Buy an air compressor Danno so Trip C doesn't have to blow.

Someone approve the EIAC faithful in waiting.

We need more knuckleheads on here debating!  

Heading to Harmeyer's to stock my fridge. 

I know my clown friends can drink just a smidge.  

Harmeyer's Market Forever, Whitey's Package Store Never.  

[Coffin K9]

53 minutes ago, The Beagle said:

Sounds like The Big Helmet is ready to go.

Buy an air compressor Danno so Trip C doesn't have to blow.

Someone approve the EIAC faithful in waiting.

We need more knuckleheads on here debating!  

Heading to Harmeyer's to stock my fridge. 

I know my clown friends can drink just a smidge.  

Harmeyer's Market Forever, Whitey's Package Store Never.  

Helmet??? I'm waiting to see this in the Dog Pound!!!!

[StinkTownClown]

K9, K9, K9 1.2..3...

I will remind you, you must have had some Hobo treats!

You didn't beat Coach K in any championship, that must have been a dream!

The last time Stink and Casket met in a championship it was Stink ending the Dawgs 2 game winning streak!

Stink can only hope that the compressor blows, cause you can bet Stink will run through the show!

Pohlcat & Golden Dome will be contained, cause the Clown will be bringing some silly games!

Hide yo kids, Hide Yo dawgs, Hide Yo Wife, cause Stink Town is about to ruin another Homecoming on Friday Night!

Sweet Treat Fried Danish FOREVER - Schmidt Bakery Thing-a-lings NEVER!!

Stink Will Be Eating!