Lucy Draper

I have several close confidential sources in the sports news industry here in Indiana, and they have all given me the inside scoop on why helicopters are no longer visiting high school football games. With the emergence of schools using drones to film their football games, it is now too dangerous for the helicopters to navigate and attempt to land at said schools. There were several close calls between drones used for filming and helicopters, leading to an agreement between television stations across the state to ground their choppers until teams revert back to the much safer and higher quality of filming with endzone cameras. Legislation to ban the use of drones to film high school sports in Indiana is currently being crafted by concerned politicians, the news helicopter pilots' union, and representatives from the big endzone camera lobby. I would expect to see top of the line endzone cameras, such as the HI-POD X31, making a return to endzones near you in dramatic fashion.

Papa Jahari will continue to live on in the hearts and memories of those who love him. He died doing what he loved the most, while passing on his legacy to his undersized bladdered, overstimulated son. To this day, I wear a Depends every time I film any football game. RIP Papa Jahari

1. Sir I promise you I have forgotten more than you will ever know about filming a football game. My grandfather worked for Thomas Edison's company when he filmed the 1903 Yale-Princeton football game. My grandfather literally captured the first football film in history! 2. My father, who was a veteran of years of high school football filming, tragically slipped and fell to his demise out of a crow's nest while teaching a young man how to properly film a high school football game. He gave his life in service of filming football games. Put some respekt on my name

Two things on this Sir: 1. I have seen much film from drones, and it is not as conducive for evaluating individual player use of proper football technique. 2. When a drone is inevitably used by a terrorist organization to launch an attack at a high school football game in the future, all drones will be grounded and you will be wishing you had the luxury and quality of the HI-POD X31

I am a big fan of satellites! I receive top quality wireless internet through the use of the Starlink network of satellites, which is nice as I'm often on the move in rural Illinois/Indiana letting my herd of goats graze.

While I see the positive side of filming with a drone, I do not believe the quality of viewing is superior to that of a high quality end zone camera

Good afternoon Sir. Do you have any idea how many of these football programs utilize a high quality end zone camera, such as the HI-POD X31?

I have a question for you Coach Allen. Do you feel your football team would benefit from having the use of a high quality end zone camera? I feel something along the lines of the HI-POD X31 for example, would not only benefit your team at the Jr high level, but would be a boon for the whole RP football program.

OMG you guys!!!! 👏👏👏 Linton is probs better than South Vermillion, but North Posey is currently favored over LInton by like a touchdown on a neutral field!!! Those Vikings are are red hot!!! 🔥😡 They look like the team to beat in the sectional!!! 💪 If either the MIners or SV beat the Vikings, I'll buy flatus hoagies for their whole team and coaches!!! 💩 Also before I go I want to congratulate Coach Herbalicious King on winning the golden shower helmet game! I'm not surprised the Mustangs busted the Trojans!!! Horses are incredibly majestic animals!!! 🍆

I should add that my son plays for one of the best college football teams in the USA!!! 🐐 🐐 🐐

OMG!!! This is a big problem in College football!!! 😡 My son told me that a lot of the boys on his team last fall were using performance enhancing drugs!!! 💪 Someone told the Athletic Director and he decided to drug test the team! 👏 👏 👏 But then one of the upperclassmen found out about it! He was the best defensive player on my son's team, a big strong linebacker!!! 💪 💪 💪 The night before the drug tests, this upperclassman had the other players on the team do something called an oil change!! My son wouldn't tell me what that means, but he said it helps you pass a drug test even if you've been using drugs!!! 😱 The team must have passed the drug tests because no one got in any trouble!!! 🙈 🙉 🙊

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OMG you guys!!!! 🤗 It's happening tomorrow and I'm sOoOoOoOoOoOooo EXCITED to find out where my son's team will end up!!!! 💪 🏈 🏉 ❤️ 🔥 🤡 🤡

OMG!!! My husband is friends with some football coaches and he tells me that the administration is usually the deciding factor on whether a high school football program is successful or not!!! 💪 You hear about SPOOKY coaching graveyards ☠️ where no coach can reach a reasonable level of success. The reason is almost always because those schools are haunted by apathetic or downright hostile administrators!!!! BOOooOOooOOooOOooOO!!!! 👻 Places like that give me the willys!!! 😱 🍆 Coaches beware when it comes to bad or apathetic admins!!! 🤡

OMG!!! 😱 I think someone shat in Muda's coffee this morning!!! 💩 He's a Mr. Grumpy Pants!!! 😡

OMG!!! Gooooood morning guys!!! 🏈 ❤️ My son and his friends will be playing in the second round of the sectional tomorrow night and I have a major concern that I am hoping someone on here can help me out with!!! 😳 I have been trying all season long to find the best water-to-ice ratio for my son and his friends, but I cannot seem to get it right!! 🤬 I have tried 50/50, 60/40, 70/30, 90/10, 55/45, 35/65, 100/0, 0/100, 60/60, 70/50, all to no avail!!! 🙄 Does anyone know of a time-tested, tried and true water-to-ice ratio for optimum high school football performance??? 💪 Thanks in advance for any helpful tips!!! 🪜 👻 👽

OMG!!!! It's finally Friday again!!! ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ Time for another day of fun and football!!! 🏉 🏈 I have a busy pregame schedule with a spin class 💪, then a bikini wax 👙, followed by a new piercing 😎, and finally FOOTBALL!!! 🔥 The MIGHTY Riverton Parke Panthers are going to beat the Attica Red Ramblers!! 😻 The Seeger Patriots are going to beat the Covington busted Trojans!! 🇺🇸 The South Vermillion Tigers are going to beat the Fountain Central Mustangs!! 🐯 I don't know why people think this game could be close??? The North Vermillion Falcons are going to beat the Parke Heritage Wolfs!! 🦅

Oh Boobie, you must be a newbie. You got with me? Child please, excuse me You don't have the game to try and do me You can't afford the ticket to this movie You sound too high. Stop smoking doobies No girl wants you cause how small your tool be I read your posts and wonder who your crew be They make you sound like a Herb King groupie It's a mystery. Should I call Shaggy and Scoobie? Go home and change your clothes cause your drawers are poopy You are no @Donnie Baker and I'll say it right to your face!

Hey my WRC gang, it is Friday again!!!! 💪 The most fabulous day of the week for football!!!!! 🏈 🏉 🥇 We finished closing the pool and I narrowly avoided an accident when my belly ring got caught on the solar blanket!!! That is what I get for doing chores in my bikini I guess!!! 👙 North Vermillion will beat Attica 🦅 Parke Heritage Wolfs will beat Covington 🐺 Seeger Patriots will beat Fountain Central 🇺🇸 Riverton Parke Panthers will pull the upset special and beat South Vermillion Tigers 😻 I wish I had more time to give details about my picks, but being this milftastic takes work!!! 💪 I have a hot yoga session 🔥 , an appointment with my hair stylist ✂️, and a visit to the tanning booth 😎 all before kick off tonight!!!\ Good luck 🍀 to all of the teams tonight except the South Vermillion Tigers!!!

Now you listen here Mr. Ballhawk, you can keep your love bugs to yourself!!! One of my sorority sisters caught a bad case of love bugs in college. We had to sanitize everything in our sorority house!! It was super icky!!! 🤮 Also, I'm sure @royalf00tball is just as MILF-tastic as me!! 🔥🔥 Us women run the show around these parts!! 💪 💪 There is a reason why my sons' friends do not want to leave our house even after he goes to bed!! I have to run them all off!! 🤣 🤣 Now for my picks for the week. I am basing my picks heavily on what my son and his friends have told me at our house this week. Fountain Central will beat Attica because Rambler Dan just doesn't have very many football players anymore! 🐴 🐎 🍆 The MIGHTY Riverton Parke Panthers will beat North Vermillion because the Falcons are not that good this year! 😻 They have lost 2 games out of 4 already and the Panthers won the game last year between these two! 😻 Seeger will beat Parke Heritage but it will be a closer game than what people are expecting! 🇺🇸 South Vermillion will beat Covington because the Tigers have too much talent to lose! 🐯 Sadly, I think this is the last week for our pool to be open!! 🥶Zimas all around for the last pool weekend!!!! 😪 At least we still have the hot tub and sauna!!! 😅

OMG Donnie!!! I have some wild stories from my younger days that involve Zimas and bad (although fun) decisions, but my lips are sealed!! 🤐 🤣 I am back after a week off! Lets just say that a vaca to Cabo left me feeling refreshed and wearing some new tan lines!! 🤗 👙 🔥 I guess I will try to give my best guess for the games this week!!! 😎 Parke Heritage will win against Attica. The Wolfs will feast on Rambler Dan's kidneys, liver, and intestines before they rip his heart out and feed it to their pups!! 🐺 🐺 Fountain Central will win against Covington. In my experience, when a Trojan takes a pounding like Covington did last week, it is sure to break sooner than later!! Look for the Mustangs to make this game au naturale very early!! Have you ever seen a horse up close???? 🐴 🐎 🍆 THE MIGHTY Riverton Parke Panthers will win against Seeger!! My son and his friends say that Seeger is still good like last year, but they are struggling to fill some holes left by graduation! 😻 😻 South Vermillion will win against North Vermillion. According to my son and his friends the Tigers have the best athletes and team in the whole Terre Haute metropolitan area!! 🤯 🐯

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is up with the heat and humidity this week?? 🥵🔥 I heard many teams around the Terre Haute metroplex have been practicing before school to beat the heat! That seems like a good idea to me! 🤯 I hope it is not too hot for the boys on Friday night!! ❤️ I wish I knew more about the WRC teams, but I only know what my son and his friends say when they are hanging out at our house!! I planned to do more research about local high school football, but I could not get away from my pool the last few days!! 🧜‍♀️ At least my tan is on point!! 😎 My only two predictions are that the MIGHTY Riverton Parke Panthers will beat the Carroll Floras 🙀 😻 and the South Vermillion Wildcats will win against Sullivan!! 🐯🐅 Good luck to the WRC this week!! 🍀🍀 I am spending the rest of this day laying out at my pool!! @Donnie Baker I could use someone to occasionally give me a spritz, help with tanning lotion application, and top off my beverage!!! 😜🤣

Awww, relax coach! It was probs an honest mistake! 😇 Everyone loves the MIGHTY Panthers of Riverton Parke!! 😻 My son is SOOOOOO excited for this season!!! He has stars in his eyes and BIG dreams in his heart!!! 🤩 From talking to him and his teammates when they are chillaxing at our house, they are ready to challenge the South Vermillion Wildcats for the top spot in the WRC! Boooooo South Vermillion Wildcats 🤮 J/K 😉 🤣 Thanks boys for letting this FOOTBALL MAMA hang out online with you!! I can not wait to watch my son and his friends under the FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS this Friday!!! GO PANTHERS!!!!!!! 🤗 🥰

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Great point. You are a tremendous steward of U.S. laws and customs. The state will provide for you and protect you at all times, just make sure to continue kneeling and do not lift your eyes.