Just keeping it real, as keeping it can go wrong at times, though.
Call in the subs:
Bedford-North Lawrence Stars. Evokes too many memories of the greatest reality show in the history on TV: Battle of the Network Stars. How about an endangered species such as the Panda or Komodo Dragon?
Penn Kingsmen. The school is coeducational, so their moniker is very inappropriate not to mention sexist. How about Big Fish?
On the flip side, I think the Avon Orioles, Blackford Bruins, and Carmel Greyhounds are very classy.