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Tanka Jahari

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  1. Rumors that I've heard just today about tonight's big game. 

    1. Parke Heritage Wolfs fans are caravanning to the game tonight?

    2. North Vermillion will be playing Narcocorridos for pregame warm-up music? 

    What is the WRC coming to?????

    Brian Moore doesn't shower. He only takes blood baths. 

  2. 1 minute ago, miner_35 said:

    I help run the endzone camera a lot of the time at Linton. It's first come, first serve. We usually share the same endzone, just one on each side of the goal posts. No big deal.

    I find it fascinating that both teams would film from the same endzone. I've always wondered if that had ever happened before. In your situation were you able to have any friendly banter with the other team's endzone videographer? Did you guys compare equipment?

  3. 1 hour ago, CoachVeatch said:

    It's true! I read this in the Geneva Convention.

    I feel like you're mocking me. When talking Endzone Camera protocol, there is no room for funny business. Can you imagine two videographers getting into a fight during pre-game because they both want to use the same spot for their endzone camera? There are a million different scenarios to justify Endzone Camera protocol.

  4. 7 minutes ago, DannEllenwood said:

    At a school I used to coach at, the visiting team would hang their "camera" 1st.  They would pull their "camera" (man) up the flag pole and give him a polaroid and say get us our coverage.

    #MakeR--GreatAgain

    According to Endzone Camera protocol, there is only one circumstance that allows the visiting team to set up their endzone camera before the home team. If the home team does not have an endzone camera, the visitors may proceed with set-up.

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  5. Tonight, in two different games, both teams will have endzone cameras. North Knox and Linton both use them, as do Parke Heritage and North Vermillion. 

    In the instance where both teams have endzone cameras, the proper protocol is to allow the home team to set up their camera first, and then the visiting team will set up their camera in the opposite endzone.

    Does anyone have any examples of games where the visiting team set up their endzone camera first? Or where both teams chose to use the same endzone?

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  6. I wish I could be at this game tonight, but I'm taking my family for a quick vacation to Great Wolfs Lodge. Can someone please post an update on where the teams place their endzone cameras? Will North Knox take the North endzone leaving the South endzone for Linton? Could both teams choose to set up in the same endzone, breaking traditional protocol? Any updates would be appreciated.

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  7. 22 hours ago, Coach Herman Boone said:

    Do you think that is what Brian Moore’s Statue outside of Rockville high school will look like when he leaves next year???

    The only statue of a football coach at Rockville high school that I know of is located in the choir room. That statue is of the angelic voiced Herb King. I have been told by a solid source that Herb did in fact audition for American Idol season 3. He was not allowed to participate in the show because the judges refused to believe such a polished vocalist wasn't already a professional. 

  8. Brian Moore once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Brian Moore re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.

    Brian Moore is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Brian Moore.

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  9. 9 hours ago, hick said:

    Tanka....Do you think Hank Lopez could coach Mike DeCoursey to a mud wrestling victory over Amber Decoursey?  I have my doubts.   

    Maybe Woody Hayes could ask Hank his opinion and report back to us?

    Sir, I have no idea who those people are. However, I have a piping hot fart sandwich for your pleasure. The Parke Heritage Wolfs would defeat the Linton Miners in a game of American football, and also in table tennis and culinary arts.

  10. I heard a rumor that one of the teams in the Parke Heritage - North Vermillion game has a surprise offense prepared for the game Friday night. Can any NV or PH people confirm this rumor?

    I also heard that the latest South Vermillion football booster club fundraiser was a 12 month calendar featuring Coach Barrett wearing only speedos and a visor. Can any SV people confirm this rumor?

  11. Updated WRC power rankings for week 7:

    1. Parke Heritage Wolfs - 

    The Wolfs are unbeatable at this point. Watching them play is like watching Usain Bolt racing Rosie O'Donnell. It's not even close.

    2. North Vermillion Falcons

    Another solid season is unfolding for the Falcons. It's not their fault they are in the same conference and sectional as the Wolfs. If you took the Wolfs out of the equation, NV would be WRC champs and probably win the sectional.  

    3. Attica Red Ramblers

    People can talk about how North Vermillion played a bad game against Attica, but the River Ewes tend to have that affect on teams. They are without a doubt the best going out of business team in Indiana.

    4. Seeger Patriots

    Herb King has the fighting Mel Gibsons sitting at 4-2 (!) for the first time since 2007, which coincidentally was Brian Moore's last season at Seeger. With Sheridan, South Vermillion, and North Vermillion left on the schedule, the fighting Mel Gibson's have an excellent chance to finish the regular season with a 7-2 record. That's a lot of pooping in Herb's yard. He has to have the most lush lawn in Covington. 

    5. South Vermillion Wildcats

    Barrett's Boys took it on the chin Friday night, but so has everyone else that's played the Wolfs. Not even Greg Barrett's mighty visor could shield his eyes from the gleam of excellence emanating from Brian Moore's freshly shorn cranium. 

    6. Covington Trojans

    The Men of Troy got a nice bounce back win against South Newton last week. Look for Covington to knock out a few more wins in the coming weeks.

    7. Riverton Parke Panthers

    With the Thunder Chickens on the schedule this week, look for the Panthers to pick up win number 3 on the season. I feel so confident about this that I would wager all of the stray dogs in Mecca on the outcome of this game.

    8. Fountain Central Mustangs 

    If only Brian Moore had left a little of his strong magic in Veedersburg.....brighter days are ahead for the Mustangs.

    Brian Moore once appeared in an episode of the Crocodile Hunter, where he caught a cobra with his right hand, a black mamba with his left hand, then tied them together in a knot. He was bitten several times by each snake during the process. The snakes eventually passed away because there is no anti-venom for Brian Moore's blood. Steve Irwin was so upset at the death of the snakes he would never allow the episode to be aired. 

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  12. 19 minutes ago, Mechanic24 said:

    SV over FC by whatever they want 

    Attica over Covington by 35

    RP over NC by 14

    Game of the week NV over PH by 14 maybe more if NV dont have touchdowns called back agian!

    Sheridan over Seeger by 21

    I have to ask you a couple of questions. 

    1. Is it true that North Vermillion couldn't catch a cold when they played Attica? I heard there were several dropped balls.

    2. ARE YOU INSANE? HAVE YOU NOT SEEN THE ATHLETES THAT PLAY FOR THE WOLFS? DO YOU NOT REALIZE THAT BRIAN MOORE IS IN THE HALL OF FAME???

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  13. On 9/29/2019 at 12:57 AM, hick said:

    This aged well

    hahahahahahaahahahaahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

    It is fine if you can't see reality because you are wearing rose colored glasses, but the Wolfs would beat the Miners if they played. Linton has a good team, but they don't have the athletes to match up with the Wolfs. I'm not sure anyone in class A through class AAA can match up with the Wolfs athletes. If the Miners made the trip to Rockville, I would take the Wolfs by two touchdowns.

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