EIAC Week 7

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

East Central at Connersville, 7 pm
Greensburg at Batesville, 7 pm
Rushville at Lawrenceburg, 7 pm
South Dearborn at Franklin County, 7 pm

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Stinktown put down the doggies from casket town last week and it wasn't even close. I'd imagine it will be more of the same against Flatbill and the boys.

 

Also, Speedhawk wants to send his Congrats to Coach K for becoming the winningest coach in Tiger history!

[Zebra Breath]

Congratulations to Coach K. on #125 and counting.  GO 

[troyfan]

On 9/30/2024 at 8:03 AM, TigerBLenthusiast69 said:

Also, Speedhawk wants to send his Congrats to Coach K for becoming the winningest coach in Tiger history!

 

Yes, a big congrats to Coach... quite the milestone!

[Trojan Man]

Where's all those pupz at?

[ManEiaC]

Lickin their wound's

[The Beagle]

K9 and 3C are still on a bender

Called in sick all week, they've made no legal tender

Coach K supplied the humble pie

On his way to win 125

Congrats to him and the fans of Stink Town

In a hurricane, don't mess with The Clown

The Tiger players looked like they loved the wind and rain

The Dogz not so much, all they felt was pain

A sectional rematch is only a month away

Hopefully the Casket Boyz will be ready to play

This week expect a bunch of points against Lil Ralphie

They better be ready next week down in Franklin County

 

 

 

 

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

23 hours ago, Trojan Man said:

Where's all those pupz at?

In Casketville, the talk was loud and clear,
Smack flying fast, fueled by pride and cheer.
“Just wait and see, we’ll show you our might!”
Confidence buzzing, they didn't even put up a fight.

But now the thread’s quiet, not a word to be found,
Where’s the bravado? Did it just scatter around?
No updates, no jabs, just a stillness so stark,
Did they run out of steam, or are they just in the dark?

 

The Tigers are roaring, strong and proud,
The rest of the schedule a cake walk, no losses to be allowed!

With every touchdown, our spirits will soar,
At Connie's we'll gather, sharing tales and more!

A trip to the dome is within our reach

Speedhawk is ready for his victory screech!!!

[Hounddog]

The dogs have been quiet, not much to cheer.  This week will bring Lil Ralphie and a victory beer.  They will not pound the ground like some may fear.  It will be an aerial display that could instill fear!! 🤔  The Tigers will roll and pounce with another EIAC TROUNCE!!  Black and Red on the grind and climb.  The Wildcats in a bit of surprise.

A hound always knows😎

[troyfan]

Ya'll arE wearing me out with your siCk rhymEs. Not gonna EvEn attempt.

 

No battle of the blue bloods at the steeple-house, DogZ by 24

Stinks new light show happens often against the flatbills, Stink by 21

Boom and the MG crew are looking at another L from the JoJo air show, JoJo by 16

Bad BoyZ have the JV start the 2nd Half, Bad BoyZ by 49

[turf tripper]

I have about 3 eiac games within 25 minutes of my house. But would love to see a close game. Looks like it's a bucket of chicken and jo -jo's this week for supper. Maybe top that off with a chocolate shake. Ec jv get ready, playing time in that second half!! Batesville best just get ready for next week, bulldogs by 47. Flatlanders take a long time to L burg, and an even longer ride home. Tigers by 31. SD and wildcats in a close one, I'll go with jo Jo's by 8. Hope them restrooms are fully stocked with tp, turf tripper may be in there most of the game!! Good luck to all!!!

[troyfan]

11 hours ago, turf tripper said:

I have about 3 eiac games within 25 minutes of my house. But would love to see a close game. Looks like it's a bucket of chicken and jo -jo's this week for supper. Maybe top that off with a chocolate shake. Ec jv get ready, playing time in that second half!! Batesville best just get ready for next week, bulldogs by 47. Flatlanders take a long time to L burg, and an even longer ride home. Tigers by 31. SD and wildcats in a close one, I'll go with jo Jo's by 8. Hope them restrooms are fully stocked with tp, turf tripper may be in there most of the game!! Good luck to all!!!

BYO-TP....😉

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Almost game day! Speedhawk is hearing reports out of tiger camp that Coach Knigga is changing up his morning routine.

 

Wake up at 3 am. (rubs course River stones on his face)

3:05 Change out of tiger jammies and stare longingly at his framed photo of Speedhawk at Lucas Oil Stadium

3:15 - Celtic guttural echo screams into the still night sky (ponder Orion)

3:45 - (1) bagel with Vegemite (scooped)

4:00 - Wakes family for meditative choir practice session

4:30 - Marathon (heavy)

5:00 -Reads Ulysses and translate it into Latin by candle light

5:15 - Sprint Triathlon (heavier)

6:35 - Meditation fugue state that he usually wakes up from while pushing 345 on the bar in the tiger weight room

 

Meanwhile,

Speedhawk got a sneak peek at ole Flatbill's morning routine

[The Beagle]

6:45 am - Tiger BL's???

[Coffin K9]

There has been nothing good to say about last week, other than that it is over. But, a regular season win doesn't mean a Sectional Title. TigerBLEnthusiast talking about "Dome"....Knigga please. On to this week, and the anticlimactic matchups. 

JV Trojans will stomps Methtucky into a running clock.

Stink and crew roll Flatbill Timberlake and they won't even get a steak sandwich out of it. 

Chicken and JoJo's take the little side of the EIAC on Friday. I don't think it will even be that close. 

Casket Nation gets a feel good win, and maybe a couple of school records against Hondaturd. Better dress those Freshmen this week. Dogs 104, Hondaturd 7. There is penance to be paid!!

 

[CountryClubCowboy3]

Yee. YEE..Yee...1.2..3...

All these clowns worried about the whereabouts of Ole TripleCCC!

Dem Dawgz will be back, more ferocious come tourney time. 

Clowns or Jo's, Golden dome will be dropping dimes! 

R&B JV by 100 in tuckeyburg.

Can the flatbill buggy riders knock off the StinkyCatz??????C3 says not a chance, hopefully they bring a few steak sandwiches for the long ride home.

JoJos and canoedayz are too much for the Mardi gras invaders.  Aerial chickens by 14.

Speaking of JoJos, C3 heard a rumor out back that jojos the Beagle has never Tasted?  Too much time in Naptown the Beagle has wasted!

C3'll be live the pound come 7  O clock.  At halftime to Tubas we walk! Dawgs handle the treecity root beer drinkers with Golden Domes sheen!  While poor lil Ralphie advances to 0-17!

Hobohut FOREVER!  Stories......NEVER!

 

 

 

[CountryClubCowboy3]

[Hounddog]

Ralphie did beat down Scut Farkus that day!🫣

 

 

[Coffin K9]

It's Fridaaaaaay and I'm feelin good! I'm nine Bulldog BL's deep already, and on my way to pick up Triple C, who's icing down the cooler. The Pound is gonna be LIT tonight!!!! Lil Ralphie has no idea what's in store. Grand entrances and droppin dimes!!! There's still a few more records that haven't been broken, and tonight the Dogs get back on track! One record will certainly be broken, but don't worry Chargers, it will stay in Decatur County (you gotta be an old Dog to remember that one)! Golden Dome might get a monument built in his honor after this game! There will be tuddies and $$$ in the air ALL night! This one may be so lopsided that Pohlcat gets his first rushing TD of the season! If you're a Casket Nation fan, you won't want to miss this one. But don't be late!! You don't want to miss the maiden voyage of the long awaited blow-up. 

Big Daddy's Gizzards forever, The Beagle....where have you been?? 🤦🏻‍♂️

[The Beagle]

I don't need no Jo Jo's, Always got my chicken at The Side. 

Now that its closed I may have to go for a ride.

Over here is O so good all we got is the Grub.

We hang in Naptown where we got 2 taverns and a pub.  

The Beagle drinks for free in Jackson, Center, and Delaware

So come join this ole ball coach I got drinks to spare.  

 

 

[812 Observer]

Should be some good weather for football! Week 7 EIAC lets roll

 

East Central at Connersville

Trojans by 50. Connersville will be looking forward to basketball season.

Greensburg at Batesville

Bulldogs get right against maybe the worse team in the state. I did hear Greensburg's JV beat the Knights a couple weeks ago?? Might be mistaken...

Rushville at Lawrenceburg

I think this game will be close until halftime, Rushville can't keep pace. River Tigers by 24

South Dearborn at Franklin County

Easily the game of the week for the EIAC. Chicken and jojos win by 14. Boom falls to 4-3.

 

 

Edited October 4, 2024 by 812 Observer

[turf tripper]

Another week of beatdowns in the eiac!! Kudos to the winners!! Think I'll have some jo Jo's again next week!! Yum yum!!

[Trojan12]

What happened to boom? Massey had that game as a pickem 

[Coffin K9]

Did Lil Ralphie and his DC really take their headsets off and throw them on the bench with almost nine minutes left to go in the game on Friday? Wasn't Lil Ralphie just talking about his players "giving up" against Stinktown. Not a good look Coach. 

[Coach Harvey]

9 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

Did Lil Ralphie and his DC really take their headsets off and throw them on the bench with almost nine minutes left to go in the game on Friday? Wasn't Lil Ralphie just talking about his players "giving up" against Stinktown. Not a good look Coach. 

Hey - it's the DC here. Our JV was in the game by that point and our coaches in the box came down to help coach them as well as make sure we got everyone in the game. That first half was some of the most fun I've had as a coach at Greensburg. Just got away from us quickly in the 3rd. Good luck to Bulldogs going forward.