Sectional 30 - 2024

[812 Observer]

Edited October 14, 2024 by 812 Observer

[turf tripper]

1 hour ago, 812 Observer said:

Looks like some good rematch games. Should exciting.  

[turf tripper]

Big rematch with the lions and fc. Should be a good game. Greensburg,  will they get that first win? Can SD upset the tigers? Batesville go ahead and rest up, you'll need it to make a run. Good luck to all!!

[Coffin K9]

So it begins!!! Well, for everyone but Casket Nation. From what I have seen, the Dogs may be the only sure thing this Friday night! 

I thought maybe Lil Ralphie could get his first career win in the first round of Sectional, but after looking at Purdue Poly's schedule, I'm not so sure. I don't know much about the teams in that area, but I do know that Hondaturd is bad. PP vs HondaTURD might be the Toilet Bowl of the century. Final Answer: The Turds get flushed by PP, 35-21. 

Flatbill Timberlakes vs Chicken and JoJo's has the makings of a good one. I think JoJo's is the better all around team, but you know Flatbill has those Yoder boys starting to believe that they can win. If this one were in Amish country, I might have to go grab me a steak sammy. But, since canal days are over, I guess I'll probably stay on the porch this week. JoJo's over Timberlakes 35-28.

Drumroll please....The Battle On The River!!! Tiger Rats vs River Rats! Well, I have heard no news of STC actually backing up his promise. I can't say that I'm surprised. When I saw the score from Friday I thought maybe it actually went down and motivated KFI, but I guess they must have just stoked a fire from within. Or, maybe the Tiger Rats really just aren't all that good? Overrated again? It could be a different story in the PiT this Friday. Will Boom lead his Taco Troops to a huge upset in Stinktown? I don't think so. I hope not! I hope it's the Dogs who get to send the Tiger Rats packing in three weeks in the revenge match up of the decade!! 

Dogs recover and keep getting better in pursuit of the perfect second season! To the top of the mountain we go!!!!

Fireworks and Blow Up Helmets forever, knee pads never!

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

And now, a special sectional edition, of Speedhawk's Shakespeare corner:

 

In the Pit where passions ignite,
Sectional week brings the thrill of the fight.
Coach K, Speedhawk, and his Tigers, fierce and bold,
Over already, as K9 has told...

 

Last week’s clash, a tough battle fought,
But this time, the Knights won’t know what they’ve caught.
With every snap, they’ll push for the score,
Determined to settle it once more.

 

Coach Boom made an impression that much is certain,

Too bad the tigers, will make him drop his curtain,

A great effort, sure, but did SD blow their load?

Speedhawk wants a win, send them to a different zip code!

 

Much talk about Boomer's record win,

maybe after the game, Speedhawk takes him to Hollywood to spin,

better odds on the slots than beating the orange and black

We'll beat the knights back-to-back

 

K9 he barks, and lays claim

That this week will be Knigga's last game

Enjoy the time off, rest up on your bye

In 2 weeks time, those puppies will cry

He's stirred up, he's shaken, he's frothing with foam

Silly puppy, it's not over till the TIgers take dome 

 

 

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same...

[Coffin K9]

2 hours ago, TigerBLenthusiast69 said:

And now, a special sectional edition, of Speedhawk's Shakespeare corner:

 

In the Pit where passions ignite,
Sectional week brings the thrill of the fight.
Coach K, Speedhawk, and his Tigers, fierce and bold,
Over already, as K9 has told...

 

Last week’s clash, a tough battle fought,
But this time, the Knights won’t know what they’ve caught.
With every snap, they’ll push for the score,
Determined to settle it once more.

 

Coach Boom made an impression that much is certain,

Too bad the tigers, will make him drop his curtain,

A great effort, sure, but did SD blow their load?

Speedhawk wants a win, send them to a different zip code!

 

Much talk about Boomer's record win,

maybe after the game, Speedhawk takes him to Hollywood to spin,

better odds on the slots than beating the orange and black

We'll beat the knights back-to-back

 

K9 he barks, and lays claim

That this week will be Knigga's last game

Enjoy the time off, rest up on your bye

In 2 weeks time, those puppies will cry

He's stirred up, he's shaken, he's frothing with foam

Silly puppy, it's not over till the TIgers take dome 

 

 

Dread it, run from it, destiny arrives all the same...

The Dogs ended Coach K's Sectional Championship streak in 2023, and the new and improved Dogs of 2024 will end his career in two weeks!

[Hounddog]

Those new and improved dogs will have to get past the CATS of my home county first!

 

A hound always knows!!

[TheLip2]

10 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

The Dogs ended Coach K's Sectional Championship streak in 2023, and the new and improved Dogs of 2024 will end his career in two weeks!

Is he retiring?

14 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

So it begins!!! Well, for everyone but Casket Nation. From what I have seen, the Dogs may be the only sure thing this Friday night! 

.......maybe the Tiger Rats really just aren't all that good? Overrated again? It could be a different story in the PiT this Friday. Will Boom lead his Taco Troops to a huge upset in Stinktown? I don't think so. I hope not! I hope it's the Dogs who get to send the Tiger Rats packing in three weeks in the revenge match up of the decade!! 

Dogs recover and keep getting better in pursuit of the perfect second season! To the top of the mountain we go!!!!

The Dogs will not win a single game in this sectional.

 

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Speedhawk saw a SD fan yesterday and l just lost it. Smug jerk. I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant. and he was sitting eating some salad. Salad. Typical Knights fan. He was there with his stupid SD fan wife who of course was eating a salad too. Jesus Christ I hate South Dearborn fans so much. I could tell he thought he was part of the best fans in the EIAC. He didn't say anything. but the way that stupid jerk was chewing. Jesus Christ.

 

He had a Knights t-shirt on. I bet you he bought it at the team store like a schmuck. He and the stupid cashier probably had this big self-satisfactory exchange. "I'd like to buy this best t-shirt in the EIAC with the best money in football please". I couldn't believe this guy. He just kept going at this salad like he's king of the world. I just tried to ignore that attention seeking jerk but he just kept at it. Every time I looked away he'd conveniently grab for his water or some  passive aggressive BS so that it would draw my eyes to him. LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME BEST FAN IN THE EIAC RIGHT HERE. Jesus.

 

You should have seen his wife. What a cow. The waitress came by to ask them how their food was and she relayed how satisfied she was in the most smug way possible. This fake-politeness SD fans put on is ridiculous. Next thing I know that guy pulls out his phone and starts texting. Are you kidding me? I bet he just had to text his stupid friend all about his salad was almost as good as being in football heaven.

 

I couldn't take it. l told that idiot what a smug jerk he was. He was like 'dude what are you talking about' like he didn't know what a jerk he was. l  tackled him like my favorite player Noah Knigga right there. Staff called the cops on me as if l did anything wrong. They are actually going to put me on trial for assault. SD fans smh...

[Coffin K9]

7 hours ago, TigerBLenthusiast69 said:

I was eating an outside lunch at this nice little restaurant.

Sounds like happy hour at Connie's! Don't you know what happens when you get a bunch of rats together? They eat each other!!!! 

[Hounddog]

What's going on in this EIAC thunder dome!  These events could have been in the colosseum in Rome.  The dogs are on vacation and others scrap it out.  Should be a big week if we survive it out!

[Coffin K9]

On 10/22/2024 at 1:00 AM, TheLip2 said:

The Dogs will not win a single game in this sectional.

I'm glad you think so! That's what the Tiger Rats thought last year, but it didn't end so well for them, and this Dog team is even more fierce. The Dogs have been a little banged up, but make no mistake, this is a prize pack with a supreme pedigree!!! These Dogs have been dominating since first grade, and now they are at the head of what could be the greatest team in Caskey Nation history! Nineteen highly trained alpha Dogs! "If's and buts" but if it weren't for injuries, these Dogs would be undefeated going into Sectional. Now that a few of them are starting to heal up, it's on to the Oil Can!!! But don't worry STC, we'll save you a seat....right next to Boom! 

[Hounddog]

That's bold K9!  I'm not following the STC star yet at this point but bullpups need to get buy the wildcats and flat landers first.  That hasn't worked out well thus far?

 

[Coffin K9]

2 hours ago, Hounddog said:

That's bold K9!  I'm not following the STC star yet at this point but bullpups need to get buy the wildcats and flat landers first.  That hasn't worked out well thus far?

 

Pre-Season. It doesn't mean anything, and the Dogs have been beat up. These Dogs will perform when it matters and do what they have always done...WIN! Flatbills, JoJo's, Stinktown, and KFI will all be fighting for survival Friday night, while the Dogs get lots of R&R. It's the perfect storm!!! Fire up the pressure and get the banners ready! 

[turf tripper]

First round tonight,  Let's get it on!!! Whose paid their dues in that weight room, who wants it more!!! ? Lions  at fc, knights vs tigers, greenburgy and poly!! Rest up bulldogs!!!

[turf tripper]

Fc scores 26 in the 4th quarter to overcome 19 to 7 deficit.  Final fc 33 lions 19! Quinn gillman with 4 interceptions!! Unreal

[turf tripper]

Batesville at fc? Greensburg and lawanceburg? Who ya got? I'm going to ride that chicken and jo jo train vs tigers in the finals!!! Think that Batesville and wildcat game will be a doozy!!! Good luck to all!!!

[Coffin K9]

1 hour ago, turf tripper said:

Batesville at fc? Greensburg and lawanceburg? Who ya got? I'm going to ride that chicken and jo jo train vs tigers in the finals!!! Think that Batesville and wildcat game will be a doozy!!! Good luck to all!!!

There is no way JoJo's beats the Dogs again. The title is staying in Casket Nation!!!

[troyfan]

I'm going cats and dogs for the title fight.

[Hounddog]

I'm going to take the CATS!  I think there QB will throw the passes that could take the dogs down!

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Kitty bowl next week for sure!

 

Give Speedhawk the Tigers over Wildcats

 

 

[HoopsandWings]

Batesville and FC will be like a heavyweight prize fight. However, do not expect the Dog's to give FC the Buster Douglas Tyson treatment. Give me the 'Cats 35-27. 

 

Greensburg is probably feeling pretty good after getting their first win since 22. That feeling won't last. Tigers win that game by as many as they want to. 

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink  1.2..3...

The last two weeks? Oh, they’ve been a blast,
Took down the River Taco Rats, left 'em in the past!
Coach Boom's big record? That’ll have to wait,
Until he conquers JC and seals his fate!

Round 2 is here, and Stink’s on the prowl,
Ready to ruffle feathers and give Lil’ Ralphie a growl.
Lil’ Ralphie squeaked out a win last week,
Must’ve bribed the IHSAA for that lucky streak!

But after Friday? Oh, he’ll be dialing up Dad,
Begging for a new gig, cause that record's just sad.
Going 1-20? Nah, that won’t fly—
Unless you’re SD, where coaching careers go to die!

Now let’s talk K9 and those fightin’ chickens,
Casket Nation’s rested, but they’ll end up in fixins’.
Old Gray Dog’s pups may have teeth to bite,
But the Wildcats will feast and dance through the night.

Jo Joes rollin’ as they take the score,
CVS parking lot boogies and chicken galore!

Stink Town 56 to 3,
And Chicken and Jo Joes? Just wait and see!

[Selmeyers son]

Well well well........looks like there is a new face in the GID. 

Let me introduce myself to everyone, I am the son of legendary coach Daddy Sel. Now if you don't know who Daddy Sel is then you must be living under a rock or he just hasn't crossed paths with your mother yet. Some don't understand that Daddy Sel is a hall of famer at LHS and he needs more recognition for that, he is a legend in these parts. Outside of being a great football coach, Daddy Sel is known to have some fun. I heard when I was young that my pappa had some fun down in New Orleans with some young cats who were learning from the great Daddy Sel. Some say that city was almost burnt to the ground and every lady in sight wanted to be with Big Sel. There was a lot of talks about sandbars after that trip but I still can't wrap my head around to what that is. I do know one thing though, he loves our sweet mother with everything he owns. Rumors were going around that she was trying to sell all of his LHS gear on the marketplace but that ain't true. There's no way my mother would root for Coach Boom and his beads. Daddy Sel has only coached 1,000 yard backs, he would never slip under that. He even sat in the hurricane of mooreville in 2021, sitting over there with no shelter put fear into them bone licking pirates. Pappa Sel is one of the greats and i'm honored to call him pops, I couldn't ask for a better role model to help me gain my own 1,000 yard back! Now that everyone knows a little bit about Daddy Sel and the man he is, time for some football predictions. 

 

Predictions' for this week in Sectional 30 

Let's start off with LHS vs 1-20

- Well it's been a fun week for StinkTown and the connie baby tigers, they just came off a big win against the second best coach in SD football history. The tigers are rolling right into this week with a lot of speed against a tough opponent in the Pirates of Honda world. Lil ralphe and the boys have a little steam, coming off a HUGE victory over the mighty techies of Purdue Poly Tech. The game seemed very interesting with how many fans were in the stands, maybe everyone knew lil ralphie had this one in the bag. Lil ralphie and his clan will run into a big problem when they come to Stink land. I got stinktown winning 42-0 with the JV in, handing Mr. Ralphie his final game in Hondaville.  

 

Now onto Puppy land vs JoJoe county 

- This one has been one that I have been thinking about very much. The country club boys of Batesville riding the high horse since last year has been coming back down to earth a lot this year. I know that Coffin keeps blaming it on injuries and other things but the puppies just aint that good. There defense looks like Coach Boom is running it, they need some help. JoJoe nation has been looking pretty tough, they got some momentum coming into this game against the casket nation. The coach has his kid playing every position he possibly can. Give me the Jojoe's giving the pups a little cat scratch fever 31-28 to end the one year wonder's season!

[Hounddog]

i've been thinking some on this CATS and PUPS Tussle.  The pups have been struggling and ready to explode, they do have the Golden Dome.  Pups over home county Cats 28-21.