Coffin K9

There's my Dogs!!! I knew they wouldn't let me down! IT'S GAME DAY!!!! TIME TO PUT UP OR SHUT UP!!! The SRO has tried to run me out of the parking lot three times already this morning, but I ain't goin nowhere!!! Bulldog BL's are getting cold, and the grill is getting hot! It won't be long until the clowns start rolling into the parking lot, hearts full of hope. But just like all those Kamala voters, they will leave disappointed and in tears!!!

I guess I'll carry the torch for the Bulldogs by myself since The Beagle and Triple C are MIA. The Beagle is probably in the gym practicing free throws, and I guess Triple C must be in the woods. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Oh yes, STC made this old Dog's day! I was getting screen shots last night from all across the land! One more day to get ready, and then it's time to air up the helmet and get it on! The 2024 Dogs take their first big step toward making a run and proving that they are the best to ever wear the Blue and White! Go Dogs!!!!

Has Coach K put this one from his post game speech in the Dog Pound after being eliminated last year up there yet? 1.6...1.6...Coffin K9 has LOTS of pics!!!!

I thought I was the one who couldn't let 2023 go??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Oh, it has been let go...on to bigger and better things. I'm just making the point that STC's streak was broken last year, and as much as I love the mean Orange Man, his statement about "as always" was fake news. I think it's STC that can't let '23 go (I have seen the billboard material 😂). Either way, last year is over and the '24 Dogs are LOADED!!!! Now that a few of them have been cleared by the vet, Stinktown isn't gonna know what hit them Friday night. Not to mention that Hurrican Helene wouldn't allow for the inflatable helmet last time we met, which likely hurt the Dog's psyche. Nothing but clear skies and sunshine this Friday though. Well, except for the "Thunder and Lighting" that the Dogs are gonna bring. You can't cover them all Stink, you're gonna need more Eagles!!!!

As always??? Fake news Donnie!!!

Why Stink, whatever do you mean? I may have heard this a time, or ten, but I didn't believe it until I saw these prize Dogs perform on their own! There may have been a few bumps in the road, and if Big 20 were healthy we would most likely be undefeated, but there's no looking back now. 2025 Dogs own every record in the books, and they are about to own Sectional 30!! Next week's headlines: "The Dawgs end another 🐅 season!"

What have I been saying all week??? It's what Dogs do!!! Stinktown is next!! The title is staying in Casket Nation, and the Tiger Rats will be going back to Connie's with nothing to show!

You're right, these prize Dogs are better!!!

I remember something coming to a close this time last year, and it wasn't my delusions!!! The only difference this year will be that the Tiger Rats will get one extra week!

I love it when everyone underestimates the Dogs! I recall many doing the same last year when Casket Town won Sectional with an extremely athletic Junior class. Those Dogs are Seniors now, and destined for greatness. As much as STC would love to play in another Daddy Bowl, it ain't gonna happen next week. JoJo's is going down hard tomorrow night, and the Tiger Rats are next! Killing cats is what Dogs do!!!!

There is no way JoJo's beats the Dogs again. The title is staying in Casket Nation!!!

Delusional? The Tiger Rats barely skated by KFI last week, and the Dogs are just starting to roll! Stinktown is overrated, and the end is near!

Pre-Season. It doesn't mean anything, and the Dogs have been beat up. These Dogs will perform when it matters and do what they have always done...WIN! Flatbills, JoJo's, Stinktown, and KFI will all be fighting for survival Friday night, while the Dogs get lots of R&R. It's the perfect storm!!! Fire up the pressure and get the banners ready!

I'm glad you think so! That's what the Tiger Rats thought last year, but it didn't end so well for them, and this Dog team is even more fierce. The Dogs have been a little banged up, but make no mistake, this is a prize pack with a supreme pedigree!!! These Dogs have been dominating since first grade, and now they are at the head of what could be the greatest team in Caskey Nation history! Nineteen highly trained alpha Dogs! "If's and buts" but if it weren't for injuries, these Dogs would be undefeated going into Sectional. Now that a few of them are starting to heal up, it's on to the Oil Can!!! But don't worry STC, we'll save you a seat....right next to Boom!

Sounds like happy hour at Connie's! Don't you know what happens when you get a bunch of rats together? They eat each other!!!!

The Dogs ended Coach K's Sectional Championship streak in 2023, and the new and improved Dogs of 2024 will end his career in two weeks!

Coach K's career as a HC is going to end with him wishing the Bulldogs good luck in Regional!!!!!!

Yeah, I know. It was sarcasm. I'm going with option #2....Overrated.

So it begins!!! Well, for everyone but Casket Nation. From what I have seen, the Dogs may be the only sure thing this Friday night! I thought maybe Lil Ralphie could get his first career win in the first round of Sectional, but after looking at Purdue Poly's schedule, I'm not so sure. I don't know much about the teams in that area, but I do know that Hondaturd is bad. PP vs HondaTURD might be the Toilet Bowl of the century. Final Answer: The Turds get flushed by PP, 35-21. Flatbill Timberlakes vs Chicken and JoJo's has the makings of a good one. I think JoJo's is the better all around team, but you know Flatbill has those Yoder boys starting to believe that they can win. If this one were in Amish country, I might have to go grab me a steak sammy. But, since canal days are over, I guess I'll probably stay on the porch this week. JoJo's over Timberlakes 35-28. Drumroll please....The Battle On The River!!! Tiger Rats vs River Rats! Well, I have heard no news of STC actually backing up his promise. I can't say that I'm surprised. When I saw the score from Friday I thought maybe it actually went down and motivated KFI, but I guess they must have just stoked a fire from within. Or, maybe the Tiger Rats really just aren't all that good? Overrated again? It could be a different story in the PiT this Friday. Will Boom lead his Taco Troops to a huge upset in Stinktown? I don't think so. I hope not! I hope it's the Dogs who get to send the Tiger Rats packing in three weeks in the revenge match up of the decade!! Dogs recover and keep getting better in pursuit of the perfect second season! To the top of the mountain we go!!!! Fireworks and Blow Up Helmets forever, knee pads never!

Either K tried to help Boom get the win record (which I wouldn't put past those two) or the Tiger Rats are overrated! I recall them being overrated last year too. They didn't drop below Batesville in the rankings until after the SECOND time that the Dogs beat them! I wonder where they will be ranked after the Dogs end their season this year? Guess it doesn't really matter though, does it.

Soooo...I guess Stinktown faced a good team tonight? 😂 Tiger Rats are going DOWN!!!! AGAIN!!!!!!!!

Wasn't EC's little brother down to JoJo's in the 4th quarter? The Dogs got smacked in the mouth in the first half against Stink, I won't deny that (I blame the inflatable helmet...we were distracted). But I'm pretty sure the second half was a 7-0 game. In the middle of a hurricane! Don't be surprised if Golden Dome starts dropping bombs on the Stinky Cats in the revenge match and sends them home with a giant knot on their heads! This hound don't know squat! Like I said, it's hard to beat a good team twice. Unless you're the 2023 Bulldogs playing Stinktown!!!! 😂