Coffin K9

Not so Mighty ReD aNd bLacK roll KFI River Rats...I think. The Mardi Gras Invaders have me thoroughly confused right now. Did Boom just play the JV offense against Hondaturd on Friday? Or, did Lil Ralphie get his to stop "giving up"? 🤷🏻‍♂️ I always side with Bulldogs, so Lapel over Flatbill Timberlakes, but I do think it could be tight. Wouldn't even be surprised if Flatbull pulls off a number one single and get the win. Chicken and JoJo's give Hondaturd the business and Lil Ralphie adds another "L" to his record. But, we might see IF his guys are starting to believe. I don't think so. I think it goes back to blowout city. I'll take the General and his Chargers over Connertucky! Coach S is a motivator, and talk about a team that believes! ND might as well get started on the statue that will eventually be at the entrance!!! Connertucky should win, on paper, but they won't. The one we have all been waiting for....THE game of the year part one. The Dogs may have fell to EC on Friday, but it was no easy task for the Trojans. Plus there were many variables impacting the Dogs. Injuries being the biggest one. But, they also didn't want to play too hard cuz they didn't want to wake up Z. Golden Dome had a sore throat, he's had a sore throat for a month and a half, and it just wasn't an environment that was suitable to request this from them. But, this week will be different! The Dogs get right and give the Tiger Rats their 3rd straight head to head loss (not including basketball and baseball 😬). Stink and the gang will be drowning their sorrows at Connie's after the game....under the poster!!

No "woe", just stating facts. It was a close game, closer than the scoreboard reflects. That's all. But, it goes down as an L....on to the next one.

I talked a lot this week, and did say the Dogs would win by two scores (not TD's, I thought they might win by 10). But, if I were an EC fan, I would have quietly taken the W and would now be concerned about the post season. Dogs were down 17-13 with a chance to win the game in the fourth quarter (after a clearly dropped pass in the first quarter was ruled a catch and resulted in a TD). Last night's game says more about where EC stands in 5A than where Batesville stands in 3A. 😬😬

The fact that you are proud enough of that win to hit the GID on Friday night is a victory in and of itself! Have fun in the post season!!!! 😂

Last year? Did you have to go back and look that up? 😂

Tomorrow night we'll be taking those checks straight to the bank! Golden Dome and his pack of champion Dogs are gonna put the Trojans back where they belong....in the loser's column!!!! 2-3 🤯😱

Stinky Stinkerton hates defeat. Hates it so much, he's willing to cheat. Stealing sigbs, and calling out plays. Are you really surprised by Stinktown's ways? But why Hondaturd, they were no threat? I hear with Boom, Pig has a bet. Who can score more on poor little Tree City? The River Rats, or The River Kitty? So go ahead fellas, cheer and dance. For cone Sectional time, you both stand no chance!

You know you are living rent free in Stink's head when the only game he comments on is Dogs vs Trojans!!!

You won't be laughing when Golden Dome and The Ball Hawk run wild on YOU!!!!

Ooooooh yeaaaaaah!!! This week kicks off two weeks of establishing dominance in Southeast Indiana, and ol K9 can't wait to get it started!!!! Last week Golden Dome was droppin dimes like The Beagle drops rhymes! He looked like STC making it rain at Connie's on the first of the month!!! Breaking records like it was his job! Mighty EC doesn't have what it's gonna take to tame these Dogs! Z in the knee tried to warn Stoney what was coming months ago, and now the time has arrived! When we get done pounding the Trojans, we are gonna storm Skyline and put it on the jumbotron! This is just the first step in two straight weeks of administering a$$ whoopin's throughout the land. When the dust settles, the Dogs will own every school record in the Bulldog Book and ALL of Dearborn County! Dogs by at least two scores, and the Trojans lose their minds as they fall back under .500 for the first time in a while! Break out the firetrucks boys, it's coming!!! KFI gets an easy victory (if you want to call it that) against Hondaturd. With no real boundaries, I'm anxious to see the score in this one. Will Boom try to break 100? What in the world Hondaturd gonna do? I am hearing some crazy rumors coming out of Tree City. Can't be true, can it? I'm gonna go with Chicken and JoJo over Stinktown in this week's "upset" game. I'm sure losing a key defensive player has set JoJo's back (I hope he is doing well), but I think it might serve as motivation for them to upset a highly overrated Tiger Rat team. JoJo's by one score. Flatbill Timberlake watched in awe on Friday night as the prize pack of Dogs put point after point on the board well into the 4th quarter, but maybe he learned a thing or two from these elite K9's. Either way, Sparty isn't much to talk about so I'll go with Flatbill. Remember when this was the "toilet bowl" back before Lil Ralphie drove Hondaturd completely into the ground? Both teams should be thanking him for taking the pressure off! Purebred Champion Dogs Forever, Condom Clowns Never!!!!

Twenty Eleven was a long time ago. But for Twenty Twenty Three, Stink has nothing to show. I am not barking, I'm pi$$ing on your tree. For just last year, the Dogs owned the Big THREE!!!

Homecoming, Homecoming...oh what a treat. Everyone schedules a team they should beat. The Dog's Homecoming is two weeks away. My, oh my....look who they play!!!

Clearly you aren't aware of these prize winning Dog's pedigree. You had your time, and your dream team, now it is our turn!!! No one will stand in the way of this group. This week will not be a problem. Flatbill Timberlake and his band of buggy pullin Lions ain't ready for the mustache brigade and their championship Dogs!

I hear he is a regular, but I doubt he walks there. Takes the golf cart maybe. Or, perhaps an Uber.

Not even a little!

Well, looky there. Stink rejoins the Grid after the Tiger Rats finally find an offense (against Milan 🙄) and going into a game with what might be the worst program in the state. Coincidence? I think not. Stink and crew enjoy a bye week this week, along with free lap dances at Connie's. Except for Air Squat, of course. He'll be sitting around the campfire with Lil Ralphie talking about the "good ol days" and that one Sectional Title. What is Hondaturd gonna do? This dumpster fire of an experiment may have set an already bad program back decades....and the bleeding hasn't stopped yet! KFI Mardi Gras Taco Lovers fell to an elite pack of Dogs in what will become known as the "Battle Of The Blowups" (I heard Triple C passed out and couldn't get it inflated before game time), but they will get right this week against Connertucky. Although it could be a close one as it seems there might be some distractions in Ratville. I guess it was best to seal the deal before that Bulldog film gets out. 😬 Mighty EC is "back home again in Indiana", and back to their winning ways. I have a feeling Chicken and JoJo's is in for a statement game, and it isn't gonna be pretty. The boys in Red and Black get back to even this week, which is perfect, because I can't wait to watch those Dogs put them under 500 again!!!!! The Bulldogs put another ✔️ in the win column last week against KFI in route to their perfect dream season (in spite of inflate gate). This week will be no different. The Flatbill Timberlakes couldn't handle this group of prize winning Dogs if they brought the whole band back together and played every Lion All Star from the past 20 years! Better keep the horses hooked to their buggies, cuz thie one will be over in a hurry! Triple C, The Beagle, and the rest of the boys in blue will be back to Tuba's well before last call. Bye, bye, bye Lions! Z In The Knee Double Whoppers with Cheese Forever, Horse and Buggy Steak Sandwiches....well...Ok, Flatbill wins that one....

I was wondering where Triple C has been. Apparently he's been puffing on that helmet since they got back from the reservation Friday night. Somebody get that dude an air compressor and a Bulldog BL!!!

I saw the blown fumble call, it was bad.

I completely agree with you, but we are talking about Mighty EC! They tend to get a little panicky over there if they lose a game or two. I remember when people on the hill were calling for heads when they started 1-2 in 2017. They went on to win State, but there was turmoil early in the year.

This old dog went 4 for 5 last week, and might have been the only one on the Grid calling for the Mighty Trojans to fall! Connertucky edges out Hondaturd in a close one, killing Lil Ralphie's hopes for a win this season. Big Mo gets vengeance and stomps the Trojans. The question is, how do the fine people of St Leon handle a 1-2 start? Will they be calling for heads? Surely they saw this coming, right? I didn't give Flatbill enough credit last week....but not this week. Chicken and Jo Jo's win handedly. Stinktown will hand the Indians another loss this week, but there won't be many points put on the board. Where's Stinktown's offense? In the game of the week, the Bulldogs continue on their quest for a perfect season by killing any doubts with a big time win over the Taco Rats. I hear rumor that Casket Nation might give Boom a taste of his own 'hot air' at their home opener this Friday. Ohhhh, is it gonna be a show!!!!! I forsee this match up becoming a "battle" in the years to come!!! Friday can't get here soon enough! Golden Dome forever, Shiny Chrome never!!