EIAC Matchups Week 5

[HoopsandWings]

East Central @ Batesville- Both teams come in at 3-1. 

South Dearborn @ Greensburg- SD comes in at 3-1, Greensburg is 0-4

Connersville @ Rushville- Connersville 3-1, Rushville 0-4 

Franklin County @ Lawrenceburg- Match up of the week. Both teams enter at 3-1. Should be a great game! 

Edited September 15, 2025 by HoopsandWings

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Too long, the speedhawk has been on hiatus 

Since the grids been down, I took a trip to Vegas

What a place! Glad I could take in the scene

Was missing my friend Boom, who they deemed too mean

All  along, my friend has been tarred and feathered

Sources are saying his apology letter was pressured

but don't fret my friend is back in good graces

the IHSAA says Boom is one for the ages

A good PR move for Mardi Gras, Yes

Slipped a ref a Benjamin for all this good press

https://www.812noww.com/post/south-dearborn-coach-recognized-by-officials-for-sportsmanship 

[troyfan]

bad boys roll the dogs

kindly boom lays +35 on hook

flatbills upset(?) spartucky

If WB is healthy....JoJo pulls out a late upset in a shoot out. If not....the burg has a fried chicken party

[HollywoodHustler]

21 hours ago, TigerBLenthusiast69 said:

Too long, the speedhawk has been on hiatus 

Since the grids been down, I took a trip to Vegas

What a place! Glad I could take in the scene

Was missing my friend Boom, who they deemed too mean

All  along, my friend has been tarred and feathered

Sources are saying his apology letter was pressured

but don't fret my friend is back in good graces

the IHSAA says Boom is one for the ages

A good PR move for Mardi Gras, Yes

Slipped a ref a Benjamin for all this good press

https://www.812noww.com/post/south-dearborn-coach-recognized-by-officials-for-sportsmanship 

Like a phoenix rising from the ashes.....the Speedhawk returns........

The Dogs don't have anywhere near the same bark as the past few years.....EC uses this game to get right in a big way

SD rolls past Greensburg with a huge first half....Coach Boom calls off the dogs at halftime and this week gets the Nobel Peace Prize

Rushville has to fix Connersville's bleachers if they lose....Rushville in a close one

Burg wins at home...might be a little closer than any game post EC, but their D is pretty darn good and can shut down FC

 

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Oh how I have missed the EIAC!

Weekly post and Tiger BL's

It's finally time for Stink to break it down!

 

BiG rEd & BlAcK @ Casket Town: The Trojans seem to have some issues that will not fair well down the stretch. Their defense has holes to the right and left. The Gray Dawgs won't be able to expose - cause Ol' Timmy B will have flashbacks of Rockin' Rod and that will cause the Dawgs to be sent back home. Trojans do what they want in the Dawg Pound, Stink has even heard they put a new play in called Triple C's or K9 Hound! Trojans 42-7

Two Coaching Legends tangle in Tree City! Coach Boom Mardi Gras & Coach Flat Bill One-Eyed Willy battle on the ship. Speaking of the ship.....Did you know they have a 
Pirate Fan of the week???? If you're lucky enough to be selected, you get to raise the flag.......Stink would like to nominate long time Coach, Coach Schreiber to raise the Pirate Flag....Unless he is at the Country Club working on some greens. Anywho - No ONE hit wonder magic in Tree City. Coach Boom will look to get another RB in the record books to erase the Cheekster! River Rats & Beads 35-7  *Side Note: First 250 fans get a set of beads and a divot repair tool)

ConnerTucky vs Zimmer Tractors: With the departure of Flat Bill to Tree City, things look dismal in Tractorville. However, the Fighting Zimmers were up on the Casket Town last week and showed some fight. ConnerTucky has not played a home game yet this year - amazing how bleachers can take this long to repair. Anyway, ConnerTucky rolls the Tractors through the field. ConnerTucky 28 - 14

Chicken & Jo Joes vs Stink Town: Questions loom on the Chicken & Jo Joes roster this week as the Bad Boyzz beat up the little Cats last Friday. The Cats are greasy and fast, so it may be a challenge for Stink Town if they don't adapt. Stink Town is on a roll on both sides of the ball, hopefully homecoming and Connies don't put the Tigers in a fog. Stinktown finds a way to win, then off to Fall Fest they will go to celebrate with Tiger BL's & shots of gin! Stink Town 35 - 14

[BDawgs]

I don't understand all the rhyming that is coming out of Lawrenceburg posts.  Why don't you guys focus on winning a sectional before you talk all that talk.

[StinkTownClown]

BDawgs, BDawgs, Dawgs 1.2.3...

Let Stink Remind you.......Tigers have won six out of the last nine you see

also have played for two Rings during that time, while Casket Town was practicing basketball most of those times. 

So your bark is loud, but your bite is not vicious....Can't wait until next week, for your visit!

Keep the car on the tracks if you can.....Stink thought they only drove on Golf Courses in Pirate Land.

 

 

[troyfan]

On 9/15/2025 at 8:41 PM, troyfan said:

bad boys roll the dogs

kindly boom lays +35 on hook (new flatbills)

Stewyburg (old flatbills) upset(?) spartucky

If WB is healthy....JoJo pulls out a late upset in a shoot out. If not....the burg has a fried chicken party

forgot about the coaching change...see above corrections.

[BDawgs]

The Batesville Bulldogs defeat Lawrenceburg and win Back-to-Back IHSAA Sectional titles!

How many seasons have we ended with a win over the Tigers? 

[StinkTownClown]

BDawgs, BDawgs, Dawgs 1.2..or 11 to be exact......

Since you want to talk about the PAST, here are some FACTS.....

22 Sectional Championships just to name a few........

6 Regional Championships to your....well not "2"

3 Semi-State Titles to a, well BIG ZERO

State Runner-Up, here are the years for you 1976, 1985, 2016, 2022

1975 & 1978, put a ring on it - which the Dawgs never do! 

Speaking on ending season, the Dawgs have wasted a few....

At least the Tigers have never lost a sectional with MLB dudes!

 

 

[BDawgs]

[StinkTownClown]

[adambetz]

10 hours ago, BDawgs said:

Ai slop

[Coffin K9]

I don't have time for predictions and a full commentary just yet, but I am going to interrupt this program for a couple of brief announcements.

1. Stink does throw out some impressive numbers, but fails to mention that half those dates were when the Tiger Rats were still in the Minor Leagues. This ol Dog remember when Stinktown's locker room smelled like 💩 and we thumped them on the regular. Either way, the Dogs have the last two straight (eliminating Stinktown) and the Stinkytown Jumbotron knows it!

2. I do not know this BDawg fellow, but he is bold. I do know this....no OD (Original Dog) puts an "aw" in Dogs!!! Whoever brought that sh!t to the Ville should be serving a lifelong sentence in Cleveland! Don't get me wrong, the Dogs have had many "Dawgs" over the years, but they are not the same. I doubt that "BDawgs" was either. 

That's all for now. Back to your regular scheduled programming. I'll see ya soon. 

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

19 hours ago, BDawgs said:

I don't understand all the rhyming that is coming out of Lawrenceburg posts.  Why don't you guys focus on winning a sectional before you talk all that talk.

Speedhawk loves to drop in a rhyme

We'll see ya again in just a week's time

Congrats on the newfound success 

Won't happen this year if the Hawk has a guess

Delusional dog fan, just like every other

Don't you know, you're still little brother

[Selmeyers son]

Well, well, well… look who crawled out of retirement.
Little Boy Sel is back, baby. Been pacing around like a caged raccoon since the Grid went down. I’m here to honor the old man: short shorts so tight you could read the coin year on the them, the grapes hanging out the side, Skyline coney dog world champ of SE Indiana, and an RB coach who could turn a kid with two left feet into a 1,000-yard back by Thursday night. He laid the wood — that’s why I’m here to lay the truth.

EC vs Batesville
Big Dog Stoney still holding Meiners’ hand like they’re walking down the aisle at Hillforest. EC’s banged up worse than a derby car, but Batesville’s back to being that country club team — silk polo shirts, golf swings, and softer than puppy belly hair. Bulldogs bring the wine and cheese, Trojans bring the hammer. EC 42–7.

Greensburg Flat Bills vs South Dearborn Beads
Bead Boy’s still riding that Daddy Ball train like it’s Thomas the Tank Engine. Sure, they almost lost to the Richmond Basketballers, but they’ve got Mr. Louisville and the river rats to hold down them pirates. Greensburg? Flat bills so big they look like pizza boxes. Beads crease ‘em up and ship ‘em out, 55–7.

Rushville Lions vs Methville Spartans
Ohhh baby, the barn burner of the week. Picture this: two fanbases arguing over who’s got the better Casey’s pizza slice while their teams punt on 3rd down. Rushville, also known as “No-Rush-Ville,” moves slower than dial-up internet. Methville? They’ll hit you like a dump truck, then disappear at halftime for a smoke break. Spartans win a thriller, 12–6, with all 18 points coming off fumbled punts.

Connie’s Poker Chips vs Franklin County Jo Jos
This one smells like an upset until I hear the voice of my father whisper, “Son… hike up your shorts and run power right.” FC’s “This Is Our Year” chant has been echoing since 1994 — it’s like Bigfoot, everyone’s heard it, no one’s seen it. The Dairy Cottage will be packed win or lose, but Connie’s Poker Chips cash out the Jo Jos, 35–21.

[Coffin K9]

Now time for a more in depth look at Friday night. It sure is good to have the Grid back!!!

Flatbill Jack Sparrow vs The Ragin Cajun's This one won't be much of a game. There won't even be a reason to throw a headset, or drop some F bombs. Hollywood may be right, a Nobel Peace Prize may be in Boom's future. Ragin Cajun's 30-7 (remember fans, when predicting SD scores, you must factor in 2pt conversions. KFI=Kicking Fieldgoals Impossible)

Jebadiah Yoder's vs Methtucky What a battle. I think the Yoder's 'could' be better than some think if they would stop beating themselves and find and identity. That being said, they still aren't great. I haven't seen much on Methtucky, but how good can a team with no stands be? Yoder's top Methtucky 28-21.

Stinktown vs Jo Jo's This is probably the game of the week, though I'm not sure it will live up to the hype. Jo Jo's is much improved, and finally has a legit QB. Stinktown has been on a roll lately, but haven't played anyone since week one. This will be a good game to maybe see who's who. But, my gut tells me that ol Stink will he wearing the Homecoming crown in Connie's while celebrating a Tiger Rat's victory. Tiger Rats 35 Jo Jo's 14. 

Mighty ReD aNd bLacK vs Casket Nation The Trojans aren't firing on all cylinders. Maybe they should have made the deal when their Trojan Horse crossed enemy lines? But, they are still a solid program. It's new aged EC vs old EC (now in blue and white). There's no doubt they know the playbook, but will the Grey Dog have some new tricks up his sleeve? The Dogs are a little banged up too, and obviously have lost a key player to probation. In spite of what some think, this could be a decent game. The Grey Dog finally gets vengeance and tops the Mighty Tojans 14-10. 

DOGS FOREVER, DAWGS AND TROJANS NEVER!!!!

[CountryClubCowboy3]

Yee.Yee..Yee... C3s back on the griddy grid eee!

Tally ho! Tally ho!! Where's the Beagle at???!!!!

Buggies over Tuckyville 27-20

KFI and the young Cardinal over the flatbill pirates 30-14

Stink and crew are in for a rude awakening come friday.  Jojos will be jukin and jivin.  Jojo canoe squad in a burner 35-34 over the tiger rats.

Alert, alert, upset alert.  Gray dawg and company shock the world Friday in tight one.  Can the mighty red and black bottle up the Lil Z man?  Ole triple thinks not!  Dawgs over trojies in a struggle for the ages.  Dawgs 17, R&B 14

DAWGS FOREVER! BLIMPY RECRUITERS NEVER!!

Edited September 18, 2025 by CountryClubCowboy3

[Coffin K9]

17 minutes ago, CountryClubCowboy3 said:

Tally ho! Tally ho!! Where's the Beagle at???!!!!

I just heard rumor that the Beagle was seen in the gym this morning shooting free throws....and he was wearing BLUE!!!!! 😱

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

No way the Dog Pound can hold EC to 14......

Maybe with the Ol' DC pulling the Strings

But with Coach U in charge, it might get to 44 C's!!!!!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3....

A Beagle in the gym, what a site to see!

Exercise today; somehow, someway

with Beagle on staff, STC will cheer for them besides a few games!

The Union & Connies FOREVER - Beagle can knock'em back in both cause he's a LEGEND!

 

[Trojan Man]

Don't worry k9 the z dawgs/super dawgz will get the full lineup tonight minus one rb. Recruiters CCC? It's the dawgz who are filling their staff with trojans! Is the super dawg really the new oc now? Calling the shots? I heard that came straight from the super dawgs mouth. Interesting. Maybe we can all go to skyline and talk about the good old days over a chili dog!  When is hot rod coming out of retirement to run the defense?

Bad Boys 42 Wanna Be Bad Boys 14

Kfi 35 Flat Bills 7

Stewey Town 28 Connertucky 21

Stinktown 35 Joe Joe's 21

[The Beagle]

No shock to anyone that K9 and Trip C are supporting the Super Dawg'z attack

Have they ever picked the Dawgz to NOT beat the Big Red and Black?  

Rumor has it the the Country Club Cowboy won't even be in attendance tonight

Bus full of Jims heading to Indy for Jinks, drinks, and a bite.

Maybe last year's dream class could get this win,

Trojans roll 42-10.

I appreciate the support from my Stink Town brethren.

The Clown will have JoJo fans ODing on Excedrine.

K9 is right, he did spot the Beagle in the gym getting some balls up.

Pickball elbow has me limitted though, just rebounding for my young pup.

Baby blue in the morning, and royal after school,

All the extra laundry just aint cool.  

Union and CP's Monday-Thursday.  Backroads Friday-Sunday. 

 

 

 

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Game day is here and it is HOMECOMING!

The tailgate starts now, the clown is ready to get down!

Tiger BL's already flowin, at noon dollar bills we be thrown!

Prop Bets for tonight's games.........

Coach Boom Mardi Gras Beads on the board? - O/U 42.5

Lil' Cardinal - O/U 6.5 TD's (Cheekster set record vs Hondaburg two years ago....)

Headsets Thrown - O/U .5 (last week got a good sportsmanship IHSAA report) Coach Boom is a NEW Man!

Zimmer Tractor Ribeyes grilled tonight - O/U 69

Bad Boyzz Points laid down in Casket Town? -48.5

STC's Tiger BL's drank + dollars spent on Connies after a HC WIN? O/U 469

[Coffin K9]

The Beagle is out of the kennel and won't even be at the game!!! Who buys tickets to a Friday night concert in September??? Well, at least the squirrels are safe Saturday morning. 

As for Tojans converting to Bulldogs....maybe they want to coach kids who can spell? 🤷🏻‍♂️