How about this:
Carson Wentz is the greatest thing since sliced bread. … Like sliced bread, when you first open the package, it’s terrific. Great texture & taste. Everything you could ask for in sliced bread. But then, as time goes by, the bread loses its freshness. The quality declines, until you’ve got just 2 more sandwiches to make, but the bread is all green and moldy. So, it has to be discarded.