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Called it Carroll defeats HSE and the zebras in the same game to go to state

Cmon carroll fake victory formation touchdown pass lets do this

Snider 14 valpo 6

Touchdown Carroll after a blocked punt Carrol: 14 jet lag from bus ride: 6

DAC football teaches defensive players to give hugs on the way to the endzone Snider 7-0

Carrol came to play, if only they could stop the penalties

pick a direction and travel some distance in that direction We'll say north and one hundred miles, for simplicities sake. Once you have finished your one hundred miles turn 90 degrees to your right or left and travel one hundred miles once you have completed that, once again turn 90 degrees (This time to the opposite of your last turn) and travel one hundred miles what is your location? if you guessed, one hundred miles to the east or west of my start point (depending upon which your first turn was) you would be correct however in a spherical model you would arrive back at your point of departure. (since you don't enjoy being fun I'll note I don't actually believe this, and this model expanded to a larger number of miles in each direction would have you arriving at your start point, actually theoretically you could travel any number of miles after your first turn and it wouldn't matter.)

I will donate 20 dollars if you beat me in a pokemon battle

against the wishes of my court appointed therapist (she don't know nuffin) I will be gracing a team with my presence for the 2023 season If you're a head coach looking for some help in the next year then look no further I will be taking over the role of defensive coordinator and due to my philosophical beliefs; the best defense is a good offense I will also be taking care of the offensive coordinator position. I don't believe in punting, kicking field goals, the one point conversion, sportsmanship of any kind, the mercy rule, throwing the ball before the final moments of a blowout victory, or the curvature of the earth in order to garner more practice time for glorious tackling drills we will only be running two offensive plays Dive, and the fake victory formation touchdown pass we will be splitting practice into two sections everyday 3 and a half hours of weight training and 3 and a half hours of tackling drills I'll refrain from exposing my defensive strategic genius here yes I absolutely will be taking over a teaching job at your school I fancy myself a shaper of young minds However I will only teach Calculus, US Supremacy History, or Art please refrain from any offers below 2a I need the space in my inbox p.s. your town must have a dive bar with at least one old crazy dude in there daily, and I mean absolutely nuts p.p.s. this has been sent to my editor, and he has assured me there is no foul language of any kind.

lets knock it down to 2 classes and play till christmas

Can I come? I know plenty of drinking games

I want to see teams that deserve to get beat by 80 getting beat by 100.

there is no logic behind this type of statement. considering I did this, how can you think that? let me rephrase for you considering I have driven 30082092374 miles this year, how can you possibly think a simple bus ride will have an effect on the game. (whichever side of the argument you're on I think we can agree that we should use sound logic in our arguments, and then we should remove the mercy rule because it is an abomination).

probably watching film for next week since this one is in the bag by virtue of playing at home.

I see you lurking

imagine how hard life is for the kids who have to get on the school bus first every morning throughout their schooling.

I don't think you understand! if you get on a bus for 2 hours, your entire body shuts down. You basically forfeit the game.

to elaborate I wasn't talking about field conditions, I'm simply stating if there exists a home field advantage, to think that it exists for every team equally is laughable. We could make a team out of Gridiron Digest members and waltz into any IPS school and mercy rule them (remove the mercy rule). Hell, we'd probably bring a bigger crowd with us as well. But Roncalli was absolutely wild on Friday, and not a place I would like to have to play at.

this is boring, why are you all even arguing about it still. (all in format sucks) can we compromise and add 6 games to the regular season instead, 15 seems like a good number.

depends, there are some fields you really don't want to have to play at. for a lot of schools it won't be a factor though.

counter proposal play semi state games friday AND saturday with a tie breaker on sunday

Some people are just built different. I once drove 36 hours straight through the night in order to make it home in time to go to the bars Saturday. straight out the u haul and to the bars at 6pm side note: a 2 hour bus ride ain't shit.

@temptation looks like he gave em a fighting chance in the pre season. here is one of my favorites of the season lol apparently math isn't taught well in the region? ok thatl be all the digging I do tonight I'm hemorrhaging brain cells

Carroll's gonna win this thing

WOAH THROWING SOME SHADE AT THE PREMIERE 5A FOOTBALL CONFERENCE