EIAC Week 5

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Batesville at East Central ©, 7:30 pm

Greensburg at South Dearborn ©, 7 pm

Lawrenceburg at Franklin County, 7 pm

Rushville at Connersville, 7 pm

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Real, Real, Quiet and no bark from the puppies!!!

Anyone check on Lil Ralphie? Man he look depressed on WTRE!

Good slate of games this week indeed, give the Clown EC by at least 23!

[turf tripper]

St. Leon tavern over Benny's,  river rats over the ugly tree, Connie's over pioneer bar, twisted sisters over lindy liquor.                                   Does Rushville ever play ec? 

[Coffin K9]

Ooooooh yeaaaaaah!!! This week kicks off two weeks of establishing dominance in Southeast Indiana, and ol K9 can't wait to get it started!!!!

Last week Golden Dome was droppin dimes like The Beagle drops rhymes! He looked like STC making it rain at Connie's on the first of the month!!! Breaking records like it was his job! Mighty EC doesn't have what it's gonna take to tame these Dogs! Z in the knee tried to warn Stoney what was coming months ago, and now the time has arrived! When we get done pounding the Trojans, we are gonna storm Skyline and put it on the jumbotron! This is just the first step in two straight weeks of administering a$$ whoopin's throughout the land. When the dust settles, the Dogs will own every school record in the Bulldog Book and ALL of Dearborn County! Dogs by at least two scores, and the Trojans lose their minds as they fall back under .500 for the first time in a while! Break out the firetrucks boys, it's coming!!!

KFI gets an easy victory (if you want to call it that) against Hondaturd. With no real boundaries, I'm anxious to see the score in this one. Will Boom try to break 100? What in the world Hondaturd gonna do? I am hearing some crazy rumors coming out of Tree City. Can't be true, can it? 

I'm gonna go with Chicken and JoJo over Stinktown in this week's "upset" game. I'm sure losing a key defensive player has set JoJo's back (I hope he is doing well), but I think it might serve as motivation for them to upset a highly overrated Tiger Rat team. JoJo's by one score. 

Flatbill Timberlake watched in awe on Friday night as the prize pack of Dogs put point after point on the board well into the 4th quarter, but maybe he learned a thing or two from these elite K9's. Either way, Sparty isn't much to talk about so I'll go with Flatbill. Remember when this was the "toilet bowl" back before Lil Ralphie drove Hondaturd completely into the ground? Both teams should be thanking him for taking the pressure off! 

Purebred Champion Dogs Forever, Condom Clowns Never!!!!

 

[The Beagle]

Friday night in St. Leon CasketNation will convene.

K9 says the Dawgs can handle the Red and Black machine. 

At full strength the Trojans they could upend.

But may have too many Big DoggZ on the mend.  

[Trojan12]

36 minutes ago, Coffin K9 said:

Ooooooh yeaaaaaah!!! This week kicks off two weeks of establishing dominance in Southeast Indiana, and ol K9 can't wait to get it started!!!!

Last week Golden Dome was droppin dimes like The Beagle drops rhymes! He looked like STC making it rain at Connie's on the first of the month!!! Breaking records like it was his job! Mighty EC doesn't have what it's gonna take to tame these Dogs! Z in the knee tried to warn Stoney what was coming months ago, and now the time has arrived! When we get done pounding the Trojans, we are gonna storm Skyline and put it on the jumbotron! This is just the first step in two straight weeks of administering a$$ whoopin's throughout the land. When the dust settles, the Dogs will own every school record in the Bulldog Book and ALL of Dearborn County! Dogs by at least two scores, and the Trojans lose their minds as they fall back under .500 for the first time in a while! Break out the firetrucks boys, it's coming!!!

KFI gets an easy victory (if you want to call it that) against Hondaturd. With no real boundaries, I'm anxious to see the score in this one. Will Boom try to break 100? What in the world Hondaturd gonna do? I am hearing some crazy rumors coming out of Tree City. Can't be true, can it? 

I'm gonna go with Chicken and JoJo over Stinktown in this week's "upset" game. I'm sure losing a key defensive player has set JoJo's back (I hope he is doing well), but I think it might serve as motivation for them to upset a highly overrated Tiger Rat team. JoJo's by one score. 

Flatbill Timberlake watched in awe on Friday night as the prize pack of Dogs put point after point on the board well into the 4th quarter, but maybe he learned a thing or two from these elite K9's. Either way, Sparty isn't much to talk about so I'll go with Flatbill. Remember when this was the "toilet bowl" back before Lil Ralphie drove Hondaturd completely into the ground? Both teams should be thanking him for taking the pressure off! 

Purebred Champion Dogs Forever, Condom Clowns Never!!!!

 

Batesville by at least 2 tds!? Thanks for the good laugh

[Coffin K9]

1 hour ago, Trojan12 said:

Batesville by at least 2 tds!? Thanks for the good laugh

You won't be laughing when Golden Dome and The Ball Hawk run wild on YOU!!!!

[FBfanatic40]

4 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

What in the world Hondaturd gonna do? I am hearing some crazy rumors coming out of Tree City. Can't be true, can it? 

What rumors are you hearing? I'm out of the EIAC loop anymore. Something needs to happen, and quick. 0-20 and not even being competitive is a real problem. 

[Lil Ralphie]

If you are talking about the rumor that I am going to get fired, it is false. TH has my back and is willing to ride this wave all the way to the beach. The Pirates will rise again, and faith with be restored in Tree Town (I don't know why that's even a thing, it seems dumb to me). 

But, in the meantime, I need some volunteers. We are a little short handed in Hondaburg and I am looking for anyone, and I mean anyone willing to join the prep team. Last week we had to suit up some assistant coaches for prep team and that is not going to work for the rest of the year. I can offer free tickets to our games, but that probably isn't worth much. I have some buy one root beer float, get one free coupons for A&W that I can give you. We have PLENTY of extra equipment, we just need bodies. So if you've always dreamed of being a Pirate, here is your chance! Join the Pirate Prep Team today, and enjoy an ice cold root beer float (or two) on Lil Ralphie! 

[Coffin K9]

2 minutes ago, Lil Ralphie said:

Last week we had to suit up some assistant coaches for prep team

 

[Trojan Man]

18 hours ago, Coffin K9 said:

Last week Golden Dome was droppin dimes like The Beagle drops rhymes! He looked like STC making it rain at Connie's on the first of the month!!! Breaking records like it was his job! Mighty EC doesn't have what it's gonna take to tame these Dogs! Z in the knee tried to warn Stoney what was coming months ago, and now the time has arrived! When we get done pounding the Trojans, we are gonna storm Skyline and put it on the jumbotron! This is just the first step in two straight weeks of administering a$$ whoopin's throughout the land. When the dust settles, the Dogs will own every school record in the Bulldog Book and ALL of Dearborn County! Dogs by at least two scores, and the Trojans lose their minds as they fall back under .500 for the first time in a while! Break out the firetrucks boys, it's coming!!!

It looks like some pupz are a lot more confident than they should be. 

17 hours ago, The Beagle said:

At full strength the Trojans they could upend.

But may have too many Big DoggZ on the mend.

And others are already starting to make excuses!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Rumor in EIAC land is.....

The Big Dog went back home to be with Toto & Dorothie!!!!

I guess Ol' Coach B, just wasn't good enough to keep him in a "Z" to the knee!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Scrolling the internet and found this clip on WTRE......

Lil Ralphie tells it how it is, but to say Stink Town knew his signs is CRAZY!

Stink can attest, they didn't prepare that much for you Ralphie......

Cause the whole staff was with me at Connies!

Ralphie Interview @ 2:31:50

 

[Coffin K9]

22 minutes ago, StinkTownClown said:

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

Rumor in EIAC land is.....

The Big Dog went back home to be with Toto & Dorothie!!!!

I guess Ol' Coach B, just wasn't good enough to keep him in a "Z" to the knee!

You know you are living rent free in Stink's head when the only game he comments on is Dogs vs Trojans!!!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

That Clown looks like the former Mayor

after he got caught doing the "Z" to the knee!

[CountryClubCowboy3]

Yee.Yee.. Yee...  C3s faborite week in the E.I..A...C....

Itll be walking tacos and mardi gras beads in boomville, running clock by half. Boring!

Buggyland in Indiana's armpit, Flatbills get right.  Singing Its Gonna be Me by the end of the night.

Casino rats are too much for the chicken & jojos.  C3 thinks this game is closer than expected though.  Stink by 2 scores.

And for our game of the week.  The DawgZ make the journey down I74 to the house that Ringer built, but Ring a ding dong, Ringer and the gang are gone.  These Trojans are searching.  Highly overrated, it helps when you take your beatings out of state, but C3 loves it.  It has all the makings of an upset. These Dawgz may be battered, but they bring the fight.  Knocking off the mighty rEd and bLaCk for the first time since 2013 in a close one.  DawgZ 21 - back to REALITY EC 17

 

Benny's Forever!  Whipple's NEVER!

[TigerBLenthusiast69]

Speedhawk says gimme the sign stealing stinky kitties over the Jo-Jo’s big. Too much talent in tiger town, finally starting to put it together.

In my thirty years as a loyal Tiger fan, I've never seen a coach tactically better than Knigga and I think he's the best coach anyone’s ever had. I mean, seriously, who knew all you had to do to win by 60+ was steal some signs! Coach Manford and the boys didn’t even have to get padded up in the ole Speedhawk patented 3-4 defense. Back him and trust the process. We can do this. #stealthedome

 

 

[CountryClubCowboy3]

This ole boy knew there was something "off" about that 70 point performance in Tigerland.  I didn't piece together the reports of a suspicious "fan" at the Tuckeyville game two weeks ago.  Now it nakes sense, it had to be the sign stealer! Scandal in stinktown.

[The Beagle]

Accusing the Clown of being "The Stink Town Altuve"

Is something I wasn't expecting to hear today

Putting up 70, I heard was being polite

Coulda been 120 without much fight

Ralphie should drop to his knees and pray

He doesn't draw Stink Town in Sectional play

For records will be broken and no mercy shown

And they won't need binocs or any spy drones  

 

 

 

[Coffin K9]

Stinky Stinkerton hates defeat. Hates it so much, he's willing to cheat.

Stealing sigbs, and calling out plays. Are you really surprised by Stinktown's ways?

But why Hondaturd, they were no threat? I hear with Boom, Pig has a bet. 

Who can score more on poor little Tree City? The River Rats, or The River Kitty?

So go ahead fellas, cheer and dance. For cone Sectional time, you both stand no chance!

[StinkTownClown]

Stinky, Stink, Stink 1.2..3...

K9 rhymes are tight....he should change his name to K9 The "G"

 

Edited September 18, 2024 by StinkTownClown

[Trojan Man]

There sure is a lot of talk coming out of Casketville. The pupz might be writing checks that they can't cash. From what I have seen, this team isn't as great as K9 wants to make them out to be. Only two more days until we find out!

[jets]

10 hours ago, CountryClubCowboy3 said:

This ole boy knew there was something "off" about that 70 point performance in Tigerland.  I didn't piece together the reports of a suspicious "fan" at the Tuckeyville game two weeks ago.  Now it nakes sense, it had to be the sign stealer! Scandal in stinktown.

What I find interesting is the pick 6 in question that the Coach on the postgame is referencing- it happened coming out of a time-out or stoppage, so it didn’t appear (to me) there was even any “signaling in” on that play?!? 

No idea why I was investigating further- but it peaked my interest 

[Coffin K9]

13 hours ago, Trojan Man said:

There sure is a lot of talk coming out of Casketville. The pupz might be writing checks that they can't cash. From what I have seen, this team isn't as great as K9 wants to make them out to be. Only two more days until we find out!

Tomorrow night we'll be taking those checks straight to the bank! Golden Dome and his pack of champion Dogs are gonna put the Trojans back where they belong....in the loser's column!!!! 2-3 🤯😱

[dawgieinthepound]

On 9/17/2024 at 12:51 PM, Trojan12 said:

Batesville by at least 2 tds!? Thanks for the good laugh

He said it was going to be a tight game last year.