Dad Jokes Thread

[Muda69]

A picture Dad Joke for today:

 

[Muda69]

What did one butt cheek say to the other?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Together, we can stop this crap.

[Muda69]

I'm writing a book on reverse psychology.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Please don't buy it.

 

[swordfish]

What country is growing the fastest?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Ireland - Everyday its Dublin......

[Muda69]

What do you call a male cow that keeps falling asleep?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A Bulldozer.

 

[swordfish]

You're American when you go into the bathroom, and you're American when you come out.  What are you when you are IN the bathroom?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Your - A - Peein......🤣

[swordfish]

Someone took my anti-depressant pills........

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

I hope they're happy.......

[Muda69]

Why don't sharks eat clowns?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Because they taste funny.

 

[Bobref]

Guy walks into the library and says “I want a book entitled ‘Pavlov’s Dog & Schrodinger’s Cat.’” The librarian replies “That rings a bell, but I don’t know whether it’s in or not.”

[Bobref]

I heard when you pass away your eyes are the last to go, because they die late. 😂🤣😂

[Bobref]

Tom Jones just turned 81. I was once diagnosed with “Tom Jones Disease.” When I told my doctor I had never heard of that, his response was “it’s not unusual.”

[swordfish]

What do you call a lesbian on fire?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

LGBBBQ.

🤣