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Just when you think you’ve seen every nutty thing that could happen on a football field, something new comes along. Put on your striped shirt and let us all know how you would handle this. Puns are welcome in expressing your thoughts. But please, no observations on the Patriots “getting shafted” in Buffalo!

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Kendrick Bourne Is The Latest Patriots Player To Have A Dildo Thrown At Him By Bills Fans

Kendrick Bourne got the New England Patriots’ first touchdown in their AFC Wild Card game against the Buffalo Bills on Saturday night. Sure, it came in the second half while the Bills already opened up a big lead — the touchdown and extra point made it 33-10 — but hey, it was a cool moment for Bourne, who reeled one in from Mac Jones on fourth-and-goal to keep the team’s slim hopes of a win alive.

You might notice at the very end of the clip that Bourne appears to be pointing to something on the ground and is kind of upset about it. Well, the NFL cut it off in their video because they’re a pro sports league that probably doesn’t want this on their socials, but someone at Highmark Stadium threw a dildo at him.

If you’re a longtime football fan, you might remember that this is not the first time we’ve seen this happen during a Bills-Patriots game in Buffalo. Back in 2016, someone threw a dildo onto the field while Chris Hogan caught a screen pass and tried to punch one in against the Bills’ defense. Tom Brady — who, you might remember, played for the Patriots at one point — said of the incident, “I thought it was funny the ref didn’t want to pick it up. He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it.” There is no word on whether or not that dildo did anything before the game to improve its circulation in the cold Buffalo weather.

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1 hour ago, Bobref said:

Just when you think you’ve seen every nutty thing that could happen on a football field, something new comes along. Put on your striped shirt and let us all know how you would handle this. Puns are welcome in expressing your thoughts. But please, no observations on the Patriots “getting shafted” in Buffalo!

https://uproxx.com/sports/kendrick-bourne-dildo-bills-fans/

Kendrick Bourne Is The Latest Patriots Player To Have A Dildo Thrown At Him By Bills Fans

Kendrick Bourne got the New England Patriots’ first touchdown in their AFC Wild Card game against the Buffalo Bills on Saturday night. Sure, it came in the second half while the Bills already opened up a big lead — the touchdown and extra point made it 33-10 — but hey, it was a cool moment for Bourne, who reeled one in from Mac Jones on fourth-and-goal to keep the team’s slim hopes of a win alive.

You might notice at the very end of the clip that Bourne appears to be pointing to something on the ground and is kind of upset about it. Well, the NFL cut it off in their video because they’re a pro sports league that probably doesn’t want this on their socials, but someone at Highmark Stadium threw a dildo at him.

If you’re a longtime football fan, you might remember that this is not the first time we’ve seen this happen during a Bills-Patriots game in Buffalo. Back in 2016, someone threw a dildo onto the field while Chris Hogan caught a screen pass and tried to punch one in against the Bills’ defense. Tom Brady — who, you might remember, played for the Patriots at one point — said of the incident, “I thought it was funny the ref didn’t want to pick it up. He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it.” There is no word on whether or not that dildo did anything before the game to improve its circulation in the cold Buffalo weather.

Retire Antonio Brown style. 

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3 hours ago, Bobref said:

Just when you think you’ve seen every nutty thing that could happen on a football field, something new comes along. Put on your striped shirt and let us all know how you would handle this. Puns are welcome in expressing your thoughts. But please, no observations on the Patriots “getting shafted” in Buffalo!

https://uproxx.com/sports/kendrick-bourne-dildo-bills-fans/

 

That's a hard one, but you'd think the refs would be a little flexible in their climatic resolution.

Seriously, I can't blame the refs for kicking it to the sideline as opposed to picking it up.  I've had a player throw up on the field when coaching a game before and we tried to run everything to the opposite side of the field whenever we'd get back around that yard line later in the game.

I think the there are a couple of NFL refs that could pull off stating a call on this ... could bring Ed Hochuli out of retirement just for this. For the first incident of the season, maybe it's like a sideline warning, with a mic'd reading like, "Sideline warning.  Frustrated fan with inadequate partner or inability to secure a partner.  Next instance will result in 5 yard delay of game penalty against *insert team name here*."  No pun intended on the insert.  Immediately after the infraction announcement, the stadium announcer could announce that fans are requested not to throw foreign objects or marital aids on the field ... and that batteries ARE available at the concession stands in the lower concourse.  Of course, it could just be one of the old standby calls with a little modification, "After the play, the fan in the stands was givin' him the business."

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3 hours ago, Goose Liver said:

Someone was lying to you. In any case, if it was bigger with say four D cells it could create a more dangerous object !

One of several lies surrounding that topic.

 

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