Had a game one season where were were up 6-0 going into the last couple minutes of the game. The other team got down to around our 30 or so and were all excited that they might end up pulling this one out at the end of the game. They tried a pitch that got stripped by the tackle and the defensive end picked it up for a scoop and score; pretty much icing the game. Their coach, who was a friend of mine, says to me, joking and smiling as he's walking off the field, "You suck." He thought he said it low enough so it was just him and me partaking in the joke, but one of my players says, "What'd he say coach?" The other coach and I froze for a minute as the kids weren't supposed to hear it. I then looked down to the player and said, "He said that I'm such a good coach." The kid nodded and ran down the field for the conversion and my friend and I gave each other that look like, "Looks like he bought it."